Mariah Carey & Bryan Tanaka
For those of you unfamiliar with the term it means I nearly hurled, chased the rainbow, prayed to the porcelain God in other words threw up.
Nothing holds less schwing for me and a high gag factor than Mariah Carey when she is trying to sex things up, heck let's make that MC in general shall we???
Yes, I did watch the first three episodes of Mariah's World out curiosity for the train wreck value, but the wreck got stale and solidified how I view Carey overall, a self absorbed twat who is more boring than watching paint dry, and way more annoying than people whistling a happy tune in public.
Mariah's World does confirm the overall truth I have known about her for years. We just live in it. But we all knew that already, right?
So join me in one big collective hurl.
Happy Cookie Tossing!