Alas that is not true, witness the current state of affairs and who got elected POTUS and why.
Personally I can differentiate the "reality" of media from the realness of life, too bad most people can't. Shall we proceed?
What a kick Melania Trump had to nudge The Orange Butt Plug of the US to put his hand on his heart during the Pledge Of Allegiance. If she doesn't have her Green Card already, hand her one for this.
Remember there are always going to be Weebles on the rag
Pinata Back Pack!
I fucking love Snapped on the Oxygen Network!
The press has announed that Fleetwood Mac tickets are going to be $800 on their upcoming tour. I love them, but not that much. (luckily I have seen them when ticket prices weren't a mortgage)
Cheap airfare tip - United Airlines
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part deux - aka bitch better have my bunny!
Pretty Little Liars returned with a vengeance. If you don't like it, well bite me, I do.
Hugs & Kisses to my friend Jackie Kilmer
Roach free water, delightful
Dildos, instead of rubber bands will be used in spin class today. Not really. One can dream, can't one???
When you wish upon a star, it's worth a try...
Always remember when you annoy someone in an anonymous sort of way, Satan will take care of that.