|Lord Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz?|
This lyric sums up the week and the world at present perfectly right now. I don' feel the need to extrapolate on that. If you think I should, please remove yourself from this column and go do something productive, preferably without a white hood over your head.
Movin' on up...way up!
"In the more relaxed circles of Hell, you spend eternity opening and re-opening the fridge to see if something delicious has magically appeared" - Krista Allen
Is it wrong that I laugh sometimes during Law & Order: SVU?
Kylie Jenner having a midlife crisis at 19 - first world problems, yawn
Congratulations to my friend Mike Clifford his cover of "What A Wonderful World" has been #14 on the Los Angeles Jazz Chart 3 weeks in a row!!! Mike at: https://www.facebook.com/MikeCliffordsWonderfulWorld/
I like tacos and having my butt smacked
Had dinner with my BFF Brittney last Thursday @ El Coyote. Was then informed we missed the anniversary of Sharon Tate's last meal there by a day. The more you know.
Farrah says: No drinks outside
Walk like an Egyptian, and F#ck like a drifter
I had 2 items in the 10 items or fewer line. Got behind a guy who had considerably more than 10. I cut in front of him and said "Have anything to say about that?"
Don't dream it, be it - words of wisdom from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Apparently my bitchy level is comparable to a panther. I resemble that assessment.
We are enlightened
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