|Come Closer, It Doesn't Smell|
It takes a lot to amuse me in the world of entertainment. In life not so much there are so many amusing and amazing people, places & things to engage in the world around us. While I am not one of those overly perky people I am certainly not a pessimist either. I would clarify myself as a realist.
Life is a series of moments and how you experience them is up to you....time to throw me in the shallow water before I get too deep!
Let's all put on a folk hat and learn something about a foreign culture
Khloe Kardashian & Kylie Jenner are both pregnant. Smells like ratings spirit
Did you know you can purchase Vampire Repellent from Gwyneth Paltrow's life style brand Goop? It's supposed to ward off "Emotional Vampires" - I can save you $100, cut them out of your life. Yeah, it's that simple.
R.I.P. Hugh Hefner you were a true original
Started up yoga again my arms and back are SAF! But it's worth it!
Turns out Tyra Banks is good for something. Whilst trying to treat my dry skin issue I remembered some celebrity had once said they use Vaseline on their face. It works, and the celeb was Tyra.
Vulgarity is an important ingredient of life. F#ck you if you disagree!
|Send In The Insane Clown Posse|
American Horror Story
When someone asks you why the response should always be: Because I can
AT&T needs me to spank them, hard!
What's on my mind? You, you are always on my mind
No one needs squad goals - are you listening Taylor Swift???
Keep Calm and As If...
Pretend I am a cult leader and mindlessly follow me at: