Sunday, October 15, 2017

Horror Hunk: David Naughton

"I'm a Pepper he's a Pepper she's a Pepper we're a Pepper wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?" Dr. Pepper Commercial, Starring David Naughton 

I remember crushing on cutie David Naughton while seeing him sing about the most obtuse soft drink on the market, Dr. Pepper. Does anyone out there really know someone who likes it? Asking for a friend.

Well when David snagged the lead in a movie of my favorite genre, horror I was completely thrilled. The hunky soft drink guy would be portraying an American abroad in a werewolf film that would become a horror/comedy classic An American Werewolf in London.

Being that the year was 1981 my Dad, the person who had cultivated my interest in the genre had to take me and my friends as I was sixteen. On the edge of seventeen, the age one needs to be to attend an "R" rated movie without a parent or guardian. 

My, What Big Balloons You Have!
David Naughton
Now here's the kicker. what I was not expecting was it to arouse my crush on Naughton even further. You go it, David got totally naked in a good portion of the film. We are not simply addressing the usual booty shots that horror offers up of the male species. We are talking about going all the way with full frontal nudity.

Upon seeing these visions of David Naughton, I was in a total state of, shall we say, excitement. David was the star of many of my fantasies for bit, you know being a 16 year old guy and such.

If you are questioning what I'm just saying, well I will offer you visual proof via Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things. Oh yeah, that's right, get your horror Schwing on mighty!

Here is the NSFW link, prepare thyself to emerge into a Schwinging stupor of epic proportions!

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