|Are You There Leather? It's Me, Michael|
Translation? I did not see one motherf#cking person in celebratory dress that I wanted to photograph or be photographed with.
Yep, time to pull my broomstick out and stick it up someone else's ass!
Thirty days has September, April, June & November - the more you know
Oh what a feeling when we're dancing on the ceiling!
80's music was plentiful at this year's Halloween Carnival in West Hollywood. Not sure why that was, but this ghoul likey!
"And this curve, is your smile, And this cross, is your heart, And this line, is your path" - Kate Bush, Red Shoes
Wendy Williams collapses. While I wish no one ill will, I really can't think of a woman more deserving. Think about why I chose the word woman instead of person, but not too much.
I saw an ecstatic headline on E! about Starbuck's unveiling their new Holiday cups. Seriously?!
Last time I checked I weighed in at a mighty 197, down 16 lbs. from 213. I have been so on the run this week and not to the gym, yet eating healthy on the fly I wonder what the tally will be Saturday before spin. I say I lost, not gained. Place your bets!
Sometimes you feel like a slut, sometimes you don't. Pick which one I'm feeling today
Nicole Kidman vows to work with a female Director every 18 months - Just Sayin'
Headline: Dustin Hoffman sexually harassed me when I was seventeen. Yeah, I know, most of you reading this are like, Dustin Whoman?
TMI - Now that the weather is getting cooler I'm starting to put on underwear
There is an image on Wikipedia of Kathy Griffin when you pull up the word: Desperate
If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me at;