This is my last column before Christmas, ya know Last Christmas (nudge, wink) Ho, ho, ho Santa Bear is here! Thus my minor alteration of the Holiday Classic Santa Baby originally sung by the unsinkable Eartha Kitt.
So? What would you like Santa Bear to stuff your stocking with? I think I know the answer to that...
Gimme, gimme, gimme an ass burger after midnight
Monday was my Birthday and it was fun!
I also celebrated Tuesday too, you can't keep a good Bear down!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back and brought the gift that keeps on giving, Erika Jayne
Every moment is fleeting, every moment is incredible
Rose McGowan v Meryl Streep - who would have ever thunk it?!
How about those Golden Globe Nominations???
|Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...|
Santa Bear wishes our country's nightmare would end. He hates bad dreams...
When I am down, I simply want to stick my face in some caviar
Zac Efron, king of surprise mustaches
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I don't have to buy it, I already own it
Peace on earth, goodwill towards your fellow human beings. Decency doesn't cost a thing, please give.
If you have been naughty, and I know you have, get with me at: