|Red, White & Black|
This has been a weird week. How weird has it been Michael??? Well for starters...let me tell you about this glass of Chardonnay minus the black fly...
The heatwave, the heatwave, the heatwave
Yoga, it's a thing
How about those Crazy Rich Asians???
If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me and I'll write it up
Officially I am now a Vampire, the more you know
Pregnancy, that's not what tequila shots are for
Kelly Clarkson's daughter wants to marry Chris Martin - "Yes" this is a byline
I am really enjoying Very Cavallari - Kristin Cavallari is now one of my spirit animals
Earth is the loneliest planet
Tackiest byline of the week - "Pink gets discharged from the hospital" think about it, but not too much
"I restore myself when I am alone" - Marilyn Monroe
Wine & Sleaze
There's nothing better than ________ in the morning. I know my answer, what's yours?
The best things in life are naked
On that note, here I am, the one that you love at: