Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Hump Day & Halloween

He'll Put A Spell On You
Holden
"The rabbits running in the ditch, Beatniks are out to make it rich,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch, Must be the season of the witch..." - Season of the Witch, Donovan 

Happy Halloween Creatures of the Night! The high holy day has finally arrived! I will be celebrating by attending the Halloween Carnival in West Hollywood this evening with my friend Scott, it's tradition.

But today I am celebrating with a hunky witch named Holden, photographed by Studio 1x. That's correct goblins, before I celebrate this evening with the dark masses I am going to have myself a Halloween Hump Day & Chill by worshiping this master of the dark arts in all his naked glory.

What's that you say? Holden is not naked, he is teasing you? Well abracadabra click on the link below to Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things and Holden's clothes will magically disappear in a very NSFW way. "Yes" this delicious witch has a very magic wand that will cast a Hump Day & Chill spell on you...

Time to celebrate Halloween monsters of mayhem!

https://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2018/10/son-of-witch-holden-by-studio-1x.html

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Buffy The Harley Quinn Slayer

Harley, Buffy, Harley, Buffy
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Tomorrow is Halloween, and what would the hallowed day be without an appearance by everyone's favorite vampire slayer Buffy aka Sarah Michelle Gellar? I ask you? C'mon I'm asking, gimme an answer...whatever.

See Sarah Michelle as bad grrrrrl duo jour Harley Quinn at the Good+Foundation's third Halloween bash (say that three times fast!)

With all the reboots happening on TV I personally would love to see Buffy get one as I often wonder when I am in a quandary "What would Buffy do?!"

Can you imagine Buffy still kicking vampire booty as a grown ass woman? The possibilities of a more mature Buffy are limitless, not to mention off the chart intriguing...

Happy day before the most wonderful time of the year! "No" I am not referring to Christmas although it is already being shoved down our collective throats and the high holy day hasn't even happened - Grrrrrrrrr...

Sarah Michelle on IG -

Monday, October 29, 2018

Taco Belle

Hot Sauce
Sarah Hyland & Wells Adams
"Yes" you read the byline correctly goblins - it's deux more days until Halloween and do you ever crave some Taco Belle?

WTF is that you say? Well check out the image of Sarah Hyland of Modern Family and her guy, former Bachelorette contestant Wells Adams. Aren't they adorable? Are you getting what Taco Belle is now? 

OK, I guess I am going to have to spell it out for you. Sarah is dressed as a taco and Wells is attired as Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Got it? I'm pretty sure you do at this point and juncture.

Happy Monday - Hump Day Halloween draws nigh!


"Two more days till Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Two more days till Halloween
Silver Shamrock"

Sarah on IG -

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Today's "Tweet"

Twitter Poster Girl
Lucy Hale
With a mere three more days until Halloween I thought it was time for another edition of My Favorite Celebrity Costumes!

Today's honor goes to one Ms. Lucy Hale. Star of one of my all time favorite TV shows Pretty Little Liars. She also starred in the horror movie Truth or Dare

Lucy is dressed as the Twitter Logo which scored with me as it is one of the more original ideas I have seen for a Halloween costume. Not to mention how cute she looks in the get up.

Thus today's "Tweet" is only three more days until the most wonderful time of the year -Halloween.

"Yes" that is going to be my "Tweet" fall in line ghouls!

Lucy on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/lucyhale/?hl=en  

Saturday, October 27, 2018

"Death Of Me" David Cook

President Keith Richards!
David Cook
David Cook Releases New Single “Death Of Me” On Eve of Fall Acoustic Tour

What will be the death of you???

Singer-songwriter and American Idol Winner David Cook has announced he will released his brand-new single “Death Of Me” Friday, October 26, coinciding with his highly-anticipated fall Acoustic Tour.  “I’m excited for this new single!  “Death Of Me” came together within a few days’ time, and I feel like that energy really translated on the finished product.  I can’t wait for everyone to hear it!” said David.  “Death Of Me,”a take on the “darker side of love”theme explored by Cook in his CHROMANCE EP released earlier this year,  is available via all digital retailers here: https://ffm.to/deathofme


The Acoustic Tour will weave throughout the southeast and will also hit major markets like Boston, Washington DC, Philadelphia and New York City. It’ll be a chance for fans to experience an up-close, intimate evening with David, as he performs songs from his recent EP, CHROMANCE, as well as other hits from his catalog - including his new single, “Death Of  Me.”  The EP, released in February, features all new material that was written over the past year and includes an ethereal mid-tempo spin on the Phil Collins classic, Another Day in Paradise.

CHROMANCE  is also available through all digital retailers, including iTunesAmazon and Google Play (view the official lyric video for David’s prior single: Gimme Heartbreak).

2018 Tour Dates

Acoustic Tour:
10/25 - St Louis, MO at Old Rock House
10/26 - Kansas City, MO at Madrid Theatre
10/28 – Ames, IA at The Maintenance Shop
10/30 - Milwaukee, WI at The Back Room at Colectivo
10/31 - Chicago, IL at City Winery
11/02 - Kent, OH at Kent Stage
11/03 - Ann Arbor, MI at The Ark
11/05 - Boston, MA at City Winery
11/07 - Ridgefield, CT at Ridgefield Playhouse
11/08 - Philadelphia, PA at World Café Live
11/09 - Rockport, MA at Shalin Liu Performance Center
11/11 - Norfolk, CT at Infinity Hall
11/12 - New York, NY at Sony Hall
11/14 - Washington, DC at City Winery
11/16 - Charlotte, NC at McGlohon Theatre
11/17 - Blue Ridge, GA at Firefly Music Series
11/19 - Atlanta, GA at City Winery
11/20 - Nashville, TN at City Winery

Tickets for the fall acoustic tour are available here: davidcookofficial.com/events 

Friday, October 26, 2018

Could It Be Hot Pink Satan?

They're Hot, They're Pink...Could They Be Satan?
Clea Cutthroat & Jeremy Creamer
Why "Yes" it is Hot Pink Satan Friday here at Entertain Me. In case you aren't familiar with these minions from Hell, well here's your chance to get it:

Hot Pink Satan is a dark electronic adventure. HPS is Clea Cutthroat(Bonaparte) & Jeremy Creamer a.k.a. allinaline (DAATH, Chimaira). They joined forces in 2017 to create HPS, a blend of beats, noise, hooks, and sexual hellfire.

Their debut album Spells drops, well, today. Thus I asked HPS front woman, one Ms. Clea Cutthroat to name five of her favorite spells and give us the 411 on how she casts them. R U Ready?! Abracadabra, Hocus Pocus & All That Jizz of course U R!!!

5 MAGIC SPELLS
1. Purple Paint Protection Spell: For this spell you will need a red cup filled with royal purple paint, salt, a towel, and a crowd of people.

Put on Hot Pink Satan’s UTI, stand in the center and use the salt to draw a circle around yourself. 3 times chant “U suck, go Die, U gave me a UTI” take the purple paint from the red cup and smear it all over your face and body. Now hurl yourself into the crowd of people. Watch in amazement as they scream and scatter. So mote it be. 2. Keep Nipple Tape on During Shows Spell: For this spell you need brick dust, black electrical tape, a photo of Wendy O. Williams, and red chili peppers. Prepare the bowl of dried red chili peppers and present it in front of your picture of punk goddess Wendy O. Williams. Take 4 pieces of electrical tape, make them into 2 “x”s and place in front of alter. Sprinkle brick dust thru the tape. Ask Wendy for her guidance. So mote it be
"Breathe"
From
"Spells"

3. Blood Spell for Youthful Skin: This spell is guaranteed to keep you looking 10 years younger, and you don’t even need to murder like Countess Elizabeth Bathory. For this powerful spell, begin by burning sage at your altar with a picture of the Goddess of the crossroads: Siouxsie Sioux. Prick your finger and mix 3 drops of your pure blood into a cup of strawberry flavored fake blood. Smear this magical ointment all over your body and let dry as you listen to Hot Pink Satan’s album, Spells. When done, shower and revel in the magical results!
4. Spell for a Bountiful Booty: For this spells you will need a pair of stiletto boots, a black lace thong washed in holy water, and a protein bar. Play “Squirt” in the background as you put on your thong, and boots. Pour a cup of holy water (or Florida water) over your head, and squat in stilettos for the duration of the song. Repeat three times. The next time you see Clea, give her a handshake of respect. So mote it be. 5. Guides for Hot Pink Sexual Magic: Sex Magic is a classic High Magik and should be done when one is ready to “receive”. Light 3 red candles, anoint yourself in a bath of sandalwood, rose petals, and 6 drops of blood. Take a microphone chord and wrap it around yourself 6 times thinking to Clea Cutthroat, and focus on receiving blessing of sensual delights from Hot Pink Satan. Clea has a special magic that she can help you climax even when not present in the room. Praise the Fantasy! So mote it be.

Worship Hot Pink Satan @:
https://www.facebook.com/hotpinksatan/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qn54bHEc30
https://www.instagram.com/hotpinksatan/
https://hotpinksatan.com/
https://twitter.com/hotpinksatan?lang=en

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Michael's Musings

I Want 2 Suck Your...???
Michael Shinafelt
"I want to hold you close, Soft breasts, beating heart, As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart" She Wants Revenge 

My Current Mood is reflected above via the song Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge. She wants revenge? How sexist, doesn't everyone want revenge? Especially this particular time of year? Yeah, I thought so. Only 6 more days until Halloween!

Beware of vampires playing Lakme 

Although it wasn't a lot, I gave $3 in spare cash to a Woman on the street working for Planned Parenthood yesterday. #Resist 

Every time I see Donald Trump I think of this quote from the original Halloween film "Was that the Boogeyman?"

I don't know how many times I...

When life gives you lemons you make lemon water. F#ck making lemon aide! It's full of sugar and you'll get fat!

If you were a witch, which witch would you be? Say this three times fast goblins!

Frozen Blueberries 

A message from my friend E.G. Daily -
"This is my first piece of music released in years advocating that beauty is an inside job. Being that I am not on a label... I’m asking that friends and family join in in this movement by contributing so I can continue to be a messenger with my voice, my words, and with my heart. I’m hoping the song and its message goes global but I need your support to assist with this launch. The more amazing things that happen with So Pretty, the bigger the reach towards the message and importance of self love! I appreciate your generosity and support, if you can contribute today that would be amazing. No pressure, if anything else just share the link."

Thank you xxEG



And the cat came back the very next day...

The Hunger
The Hunger, The Hunger, The Hunger

I'm a whore, and I'm afraid! 

I wanna hold your hand - not really 

Just Do U

Straight outta the pumpkin patch 

Byline of the week: "Justin Bieber Steps Out With Man Bun" (see what Christianity does to you???)

Now it's time to follow me at:

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
Wolfie 
"Clap for the Wolfman, You gonna dig him 'til the day you die" - Guess Who 

Horror archetypes are visceral & sexy creatures that tap into our basic instincts. When I caught a glimpse of Richard Rothstein's Wolfman series on Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things I felt the urge to get animal.

"Yes" Werewolves can be, and are sexy. David Naughton in An American Werewolf in London provided me with shower nozzle _____ material for years and decades. (If you've seen Heathers you know what adjective to insert in the blank.)

I had two choices of photo sets to post, thanks Tye! The Wolfman prepping for the kill or basking in the afterglow of it. Hmmmmmmm.... which did I choose being it's the Season of the Witch and such.

Afterglow all the way ghosts & ghouls

These images are very NSFW as Wolfie is, shall we say, quite excited by his bloody accomplishment. 

What are you waiting for?! Go in for the kill and Hump Day & Chill with the Wolfman at the link below. Tear it apart creatures of the night!

https://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2018/10/full-moon-by-richard-rothstein.html

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Sheryl Crow - Live At The Capitol Theater


For all you Sheryl Crow fans, a treat, for those of you who aren't - well...trick!

Sheryl Crow - Live At The Capitol Theater
Coming to Deluxe Blu-ray + 2CD and DVD + 2CD Packages November 9th 

Since exploding onto the global stage in 1993 with the multi-platinum Tuesday Night Music Club album, the one-time music teacher and studio vocalist from Kennett, Missouri has forged a career to become the finest female singer/songwriter of her generation. 


On November 10th 2017, at the historic Capitol Theatre in Port Chester New York, Sheryl Crow played the final night of her Be Myself tour. The show features Sheryl with her all new band in top form, performing new songs from her 8th studio album. featuring the Title Track "Be Myself" along with her newest hits "Halfway There" and "Atom Bomb ", and featuring her classic hits including "Comon' Comon" All I Wanna Do", "Leaving Las Vegas ", "First Cut Is The Deepest", "Soak Up The Sun", "If It Makes You Happy" and many more hits. 


As a bonus, this package includes a vintage black and white flashback introduction of many legends who have graced the Capitol Theatre stage over the years, interspersed with exclusive interview segments with Sheryl recently filmed at her farm in Nashville.


Pre-order at MVDshop.com

Track Listing:
  • Every Day Is A Winding Road
  • A Change Would Do You Good
  • All I Wanna Do
  • My Favorite Mistake
  • Be Myself
  • Long Way Back Home
  • Run Baby Run
  • Can't Cry Anymore
  • The First Cut Is The Deepest
  • Atom Bomb
  • Half Way There
  • There Goes The Neighborhood
  • Leaving Las Vegas
  • Strong Enough
  • Heartbeat Away
  • Roller Skate
  • Best Of Times
  • If It Makes You Happy
  • Soak Up The Sun
  • Midnight Rider
  • I Shall Believe

Monday, October 22, 2018

Halloween 2018

Halloween 2018
So this weekend, like many, I saw the current incarnation of Halloween starring the fantastic Jamie Lee Curtis. What a clever idea it was to abolish all the other sequels and make a direct one to the original 40 years later.

While I don't review movies I would like to give you my thoughts on this one. To put it enthusiastically this is the sequel that the original 1978 Halloween deserved/deserves!

Every little thing about it is just right from the atmosphere to the tone. Jamie Lee Curtis is dead on as traumatized woman suffering from PTSD. Too bad they don't nominate performances from these types of films for an Oscar, since Jamie Lee deserves one for it!


Behind You! Behind You!
Jamie Lee Curtis & The Boogeyman aka Michael Myers
This movie is also quite meta, there are many references to the 1978 classic as well as a wink and a nod to Halloween III: Season of the Witch - "yes" some kids wear the Silver Shamrock masks while out and about tricking peeps for treats.

Michael Myers is still as terrifying as ever and I just loved this movie! I was on the edge of my seat the entire time!

There is only one quibble I have with it. The "New Loomis" what was up with that cornball fake accent? Seriously?! 

I give Halloween a five knifes up, out of five! 

Halloween 2018 on IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502407/

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Michael v Mariah

Separated @ Birth
Mariah Carey v Michael Myers
Saw Halloween 2018 yesterday. More on that tomorrow...I know I am late to this, but since Mariah Carey is one of my least favorite delusional celebrities I just had to run this, today, right here right now.

"Yes" kiddos Mariah and Michael Myers were separated at birth. Oh Mariah let me count your detached from reality and narcissistic bullsh!t ways. 

Well for starters there was that one time on Access Hollywood when you were embarking on your tour and you proclaimed your dog's name was Jack in case those of us "living under a rock" didn't know it. I could tell you weren't joking.

Then there's the time when I quote: "If you die you've lost a very important part of your life." Yeah, she's pretty scary. Need I continue? No I just can't.

She also had an amazing voice which has gone down hill in recent years. Due to the fact she is not in touch with any sort of reality and never took care of it. 

Dear Mariah, I am not one of your fans! 

Halloween 2018 on IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502407/

Saturday, October 20, 2018

OZG: Rihanna

Bad Ass To The Bone
Rihanna
With the countdown to Halloween in full force I'd like to show my support for one Rihanna. Who Turned down performing at the upcoming Superbowl in support of Colin Kaepernick

(Yeah, we now get Maroon 5 instead (meh) - bur considering why that happened I'm down with it.)

This is  a balls to the wall decision that I respect and admire her for. Thus it seems fitting to back her today all dressed up for Halloween as, what else? A Zombie Gangster, naturally.

"Yes" Rhi, Rhi is the OZG (original zombie gangster) and the grooviest of all the ghouls in this truly appropriate for the season and her current political stand get up.

Bend it like Rihanna this Season of the Witch and let loose your OZG, OWG or OG with a rebel yell!

Tis' a mere 11 more days until Halloween - you go ghouls!

Rihanna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/badgalriri/?hl=en   

Friday, October 19, 2018

Film Buff Friday - "Bloodlines"



I was made aware of Vincent via Margaret Cho, fascinating stuff...

"A morbid, fascinating, and remarkably inspiring new documentary about one of the most acclaimed artists of our time." - Metal Injection

Award winning Filmmaker / Author John Borowski's (H.H. Holmes: America's First Serial Killer) fifith feature documentary film, Bloodlines: The Art and Life of Vincent Castiglia, will be released in North America on November 13th. The film focuses on artist Castiglia's painful life of abuse, addiction, and recovery while also exploring the reasons why the world renowned artist paints exclusively in human blood.

Vincent Castiglia paints surreal images exclusively in human blood. He began doing so as form of self-healing following a troubled childhood and painful existence. From darkness, however, came light, and Castiglia's story is one of inspiration and hope, providing proof that art can heal and serve to inspire others.
 

Margaret Cho, who commissioned Vincent to paint her portrait in her blood, is interviewed in the film as well as celebrities Gregg Allman, Damien Echols, Kerry King and Gary Holt of the heavy metal band Slayer, record executive Michael Alago, and numerous others including filming in the studio and museum of legendary artist H.R. Giger, who designed the iconic creature for the Alien movies.

After a successful Kickstarter fundraising campaign, production of the film spanned from 2014 to 2018, filming on location in the United States: New York City, Los Angeles, Louisiana, Chicago, Oregon, and internationally: Singapore and Switzerland.

Official Film Website: https://bloodlinesdocumentary.com/

Pre-order at MVDshop.com 

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Michael's Musings

Could It Be Satan? Close It's -
Michael Shinafelt 
"I'm off the deep end, Watch as I dive in, I'll never meet the ground
Crash through the surface" - "Shallow" Lady Gaga 

This is the song that has been giving me life of late. The above lyrics taken from it is my mantra. I've met the ground before and it's never gonnna happen again, 

Only 13 more days until Halloween, disciples!

Do something that truly scares you this month. Call it perfect timing.

A shout out to my friend Toni Trucks on the success of season two of Seal Team on CBS

Workout selfies are hot

While I am not invested in American Horror Story anymore, I am enjoying the WTF aspect of the current season - Apocalypse 

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard - Love will keep them together 

That time when someone asked me to spot them $2 at McDonald's and I stated: I have money, but I'm not giving you any - empowering

Why did a Lesbian at the Ralph's confuse my order for two fried chicken legs, with two friend chicken breasts???

Lady Gaga is engaged and the ring cost 400 k - You go! 

Guess what I'm wearing right now, and it isn't appropriate for public viewing (yet it should be)
Constance Langdon
Constance Langdon, Constance Langdon, Constance Langdon 

The new Halloween opens this Friday, ghosts, ghouls & fiends!

Why would you dye your hair hot pink in my bathroom? 


Take it to another level of emotion

Settle in my ghetto at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

Just Say "No"
Jason Vorhees
Don't have sex is the message of this special horror edition of Hump Day & Chill. That's correct fiends, today we tap into "The Climax Conclusion" from the Friday The 13th series.

This compilation of male skin and carnage is brought to you by Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things

Orgasms and sex are bad. Very, very bad when you are living in a Friday The 13th world. However killing someone for carnal knowledge is, quite fair game.

WTF?! Why doesn't the horror genre kill virgins too?! Oh wait, I digress they do. But only of the female variety. 

You can't win. Horror punishes you for popping your cherry and for remaining chaste. Oh, and if you are a flat out man or woman whore, you get first class front of the line status! Yay! 

So get laid, being chaste is stupid!

Check out Tye's Friday The 13th extravaganza below, your kicks shouldn't only happen above the waistline, sunshine.

https://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-climax-conclusion.html

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

The Markle Sparkle

Don't Tell The Koala, But I'm Pregnant
Prince Harry & Meghan Markle
at
Sydney's Taronga Zoo
Congratulations to Prince Harry & Meghan Markle - They're pregnant! Of course I am not the first to report this, but I will be the one to help spearhead a movement.

One of the best things I saw online with regard to this joyous news was "Instead of "Baby Glow" let's trend the "Markle Sparkle." Perfection!

Sparkle, Meghan, Sparkle! Well quite frankly she does. There is an inner and outer beauty to Ms. Markle that is flat out radiant and shines like a diamond.

Hats off to whoever came up with this idea, I for one am 100% behind this.

Sing it high, sing it low, let everyone know the "Markle Sparkle" is a thing.

Enjoy your day and don't forget to...you know, sparkle!

Kensington Palace on Twitter -
https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor 

Monday, October 15, 2018

M.E. Franco Is Horrifying!

The Night SHE Came Home!
M.E. Franco
Here is comes again, ya know, Halloween - which means it's time for me to have my Holiday chat about the most hallowed time of the year with fellow horror enthusiast and author of the supernatural "Dion" book series M.E. Franco!

Much like Norman Bates' Mother, M.E. is off her rocker...just the way we like her!

MS: If you were a serial killer, which serial killer would you be and why? (this can be fictional or non-fictional)

ME: Dexter, hands down.
I'm Number 2!
MS: Who would you cast in films as the male leads in your Dion series of books?

ME: That's a tough one. When I write, I have a character so completely formed in my head, it's hard to pick someone else to play them.

MS: Are you watching American Horror Story: Apocalypse? If so gimme your thoughts?

ME: I haven't watched the last few seasons, but from what I've heard, I may binge watch this season. Sounds like it might be worth checking out.
What's Angry, Horny & Red All Over?
Satan!
MS: OK, Satan offers you the chance to sell your soul for everything you have ever dreamed about. But there is a catch (you know Satan) you offer a sacrifice of something living. What, or who would that be?


ME: Does it have to be someone I like? I'd happily offer him the neighbor lady behind me. She's a hag, and she's mean to her pets. I'd happily "This is Sparta" kick her into the pit.


I'm Your Boogeyman!
Jamie Lee Curtis & Michael Myers
MS: Excited for the Halloween movie? (I am!)

ME: YEEEEEEESSSSS!! I can't wait!

MS: What's most scary to you being locked in a cell with Hannibal Lecter, or having dinner with Donald Trump?

ME: Better to eat dinner than be dinner.
Let's Have A Kiki
Jason Vorhees
MS: If you click your heels together three times and say Jason Vorhees, Jason Vorhees, Jason Vorhees what happens?

ME: Suddenly, no one wants to go camping with you anymore. Whatever.

MS: Ever encountered a Werebeaver?

ME: You just made me laugh so hard. Thankfully, no. No zombeavers either. LOL
"A Naked American Man Stole My Balloons"
David Naughton (looking good)
In
"An American Werewolf in London"
MS: Did you ever fantasize after seeing An American Werewolf in London that David Naughton in Werewolf form would come in at you for the kill and then all of the sudden revert back to his human form and be standing naked in front of you?

ME: Enough times that I think he probably could have gotten a restraining order.

MS: What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?

ME: I almost got abducted in the 4th grade. I was walking home from my friend's house, when a man pulled up next to me in a white car. He said my parents had been in a car accident, and he'd been sent to pick me up. Thankfully, I had just turned down my street, so I could see that both of my parents' cars were in front of our house. When I told him that, he took off. It wasn't until after he left, that I realized what he was doing., so I ran home and told my mom. That scared the crap out of me for a long time.

MS: Treats are so overrated. Name a favorite tricks you have played on someone.

ME: We took my grandmother and great-aunt on a tour of Alcatraz at their request. At one point during the tour, they put our group in a solitary confinement cell and closed the door, so we could see how dark it was. I took the chance to grab my great aunt in the butt with much gusto to freak her out. Unfortunately, in mid grab, I saw the flash of a camera. I'm sure some poor family got quite a surprise when they got their vacation photos developed.
"You Poor Unfortunate Soul"
Ursula
MS: What Disney villainess would you most like to be?

ME: I love the ocean, so I want to say Ursula, but damn she's mean!

MS: Finally what do you want on your Tombstone (I am not talking about the frozen pizza)?

ME: "She always made us laugh."

Laugh with M.E. @ -
https://www.facebook.com/M-E-Franco-238711609482912/
mefrancoauthor.blogspot.com/
https://www.amazon.com/Where-Will-You-Hide-Dion/dp/1479225967
https://twitter.com/mefranco1