Thursday, October 18, 2018

Michael's Musings

Could It Be Satan? Close It's -
Michael Shinafelt 
"I'm off the deep end, Watch as I dive in, I'll never meet the ground
Crash through the surface" - "Shallow" Lady Gaga 

This is the song that has been giving me life of late. The above lyrics taken from it is my mantra. I've met the ground before and it's never gonnna happen again, 

Only 13 more days until Halloween, disciples!

Do something that truly scares you this month. Call it perfect timing.

A shout out to my friend Toni Trucks on the success of season two of Seal Team on CBS

Workout selfies are hot

While I am not invested in American Horror Story anymore, I am enjoying the WTF aspect of the current season - Apocalypse 

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard - Love will keep them together 

That time when someone asked me to spot them $2 at McDonald's and I stated: I have money, but I'm not giving you any - empowering

Why did a Lesbian at the Ralph's confuse my order for two fried chicken legs, with two friend chicken breasts???

Lady Gaga is engaged and the ring cost 400 k - You go! 

Guess what I'm wearing right now, and it isn't appropriate for public viewing (yet it should be)
Constance Langdon
Constance Langdon, Constance Langdon, Constance Langdon 

The new Halloween opens this Friday, ghosts, ghouls & fiends!

Why would you dye your hair hot pink in my bathroom? 

Take it to another level of emotion

Settle in my ghetto at:   

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

Just Say "No"
Jason Vorhees
Don't have sex is the message of this special horror edition of Hump Day & Chill. That's correct fiends, today we tap into "The Climax Conclusion" from the Friday The 13th series.

This compilation of male skin and carnage is brought to you by Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things

Orgasms and sex are bad. Very, very bad when you are living in a Friday The 13th world. However killing someone for carnal knowledge is, quite fair game.

WTF?! Why doesn't the horror genre kill virgins too?! Oh wait, I digress they do. But only of the female variety. 

You can't win. Horror punishes you for popping your cherry and for remaining chaste. Oh, and if you are a flat out man or woman whore, you get first class front of the line status! Yay! 

So get laid, being chaste is stupid!

Check out Tye's Friday The 13th extravaganza below, your kicks shouldn't only happen above the waistline, sunshine.

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

The Markle Sparkle

Don't Tell The Koala, But I'm Pregnant
Prince Harry & Meghan Markle
Sydney's Taronga Zoo
Congratulations to Prince Harry & Meghan Markle - They're pregnant! Of course I am not the first to report this, but I will be the one to help spearhead a movement.

One of the best things I saw online with regard to this joyous news was "Instead of "Baby Glow" let's trend the "Markle Sparkle." Perfection!

Sparkle, Meghan, Sparkle! Well quite frankly she does. There is an inner and outer beauty to Ms. Markle that is flat out radiant and shines like a diamond.

Hats off to whoever came up with this idea, I for one am 100% behind this.

Sing it high, sing it low, let everyone know the "Markle Sparkle" is a thing.

Enjoy your day and don't forget know, sparkle!

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Monday, October 15, 2018

M.E. Franco Is Horrifying!

The Night SHE Came Home!
M.E. Franco
Here is comes again, ya know, Halloween - which means it's time for me to have my Holiday chat about the most hallowed time of the year with fellow horror enthusiast and author of the supernatural "Dion" book series M.E. Franco!

Much like Norman Bates' Mother, M.E. is off her rocker...just the way we like her!

MS: If you were a serial killer, which serial killer would you be and why? (this can be fictional or non-fictional)

ME: Dexter, hands down.
I'm Number 2!
MS: Who would you cast in films as the male leads in your Dion series of books?

ME: That's a tough one. When I write, I have a character so completely formed in my head, it's hard to pick someone else to play them.

MS: Are you watching American Horror Story: Apocalypse? If so gimme your thoughts?

ME: I haven't watched the last few seasons, but from what I've heard, I may binge watch this season. Sounds like it might be worth checking out.
What's Angry, Horny & Red All Over?
MS: OK, Satan offers you the chance to sell your soul for everything you have ever dreamed about. But there is a catch (you know Satan) you offer a sacrifice of something living. What, or who would that be?

ME: Does it have to be someone I like? I'd happily offer him the neighbor lady behind me. She's a hag, and she's mean to her pets. I'd happily "This is Sparta" kick her into the pit.

I'm Your Boogeyman!
Jamie Lee Curtis & Michael Myers
MS: Excited for the Halloween movie? (I am!)

ME: YEEEEEEESSSSS!! I can't wait!

MS: What's most scary to you being locked in a cell with Hannibal Lecter, or having dinner with Donald Trump?

ME: Better to eat dinner than be dinner.
Let's Have A Kiki
Jason Vorhees
MS: If you click your heels together three times and say Jason Vorhees, Jason Vorhees, Jason Vorhees what happens?

ME: Suddenly, no one wants to go camping with you anymore. Whatever.

MS: Ever encountered a Werebeaver?

ME: You just made me laugh so hard. Thankfully, no. No zombeavers either. LOL
"A Naked American Man Stole My Balloons"
David Naughton (looking good)
"An American Werewolf in London"
MS: Did you ever fantasize after seeing An American Werewolf in London that David Naughton in Werewolf form would come in at you for the kill and then all of the sudden revert back to his human form and be standing naked in front of you?

ME: Enough times that I think he probably could have gotten a restraining order.

MS: What's the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?

ME: I almost got abducted in the 4th grade. I was walking home from my friend's house, when a man pulled up next to me in a white car. He said my parents had been in a car accident, and he'd been sent to pick me up. Thankfully, I had just turned down my street, so I could see that both of my parents' cars were in front of our house. When I told him that, he took off. It wasn't until after he left, that I realized what he was doing., so I ran home and told my mom. That scared the crap out of me for a long time.

MS: Treats are so overrated. Name a favorite tricks you have played on someone.

ME: We took my grandmother and great-aunt on a tour of Alcatraz at their request. At one point during the tour, they put our group in a solitary confinement cell and closed the door, so we could see how dark it was. I took the chance to grab my great aunt in the butt with much gusto to freak her out. Unfortunately, in mid grab, I saw the flash of a camera. I'm sure some poor family got quite a surprise when they got their vacation photos developed.
"You Poor Unfortunate Soul"
MS: What Disney villainess would you most like to be?

ME: I love the ocean, so I want to say Ursula, but damn she's mean!

MS: Finally what do you want on your Tombstone (I am not talking about the frozen pizza)?

ME: "She always made us laugh."

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Sunday, October 14, 2018

Just Because...Trio

Gina Rodriguez, Natalie Portmn & George Clooney 
Just Because he looks so rejuvenated, Just Because she looks great without make-up & Just Because she always looks smashing - I hereby bring to you the trio of Gina Rodriguez, Natalie Portman & George Clooney.

This is what happens when you get a virgin named Jane, Jackie O and a former womanizer in the same vicinity. It's called a fantastic photo-op.

So what brought these strange bedfellows together? Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong - naturally.

Oh, OK it was actually Variety's Power of Women event in Beverly Hills, CA

Now aren't you happy? Seriously, I am.

Go Just Because something. Do it and do it now!

Gina on IG -

Natalie on IG -

George on IMDb - 

Saturday, October 13, 2018

The Witch Is Back!

Sandy Zacky
There are a few traditions every Season of the Witch here at Entertain Me and one of them is to acknowledge The Supreme. "Yes" that's correct fiends, we give tribute to EM's resident vocalist supreme Sandy with a "Y" not "E" Zacky.

Every Halloween her stirring rendition of "Witchcraft" appears to put a spell on you and this year is no exception.

What's that you say? Nothing magical is going to take you over? Ha! I've heard that one before and trust, you will not be able to resist the magic of The Supreme. That's why she has the title, duh.

It's time to hitch a ride Sandy with a "Y" not "E" and take a journey of the musical kind - is she a good witch or a bad witch? Does it matter? Not really as long as she has "Witchcraft" to guide you.

Surrender creatures of the night and feel the magic below...

Join Sandy's coven at the links below:  

Friday, October 12, 2018

Film Buff Friday - "Zombie"

Feed Me!!! "Zombie"...

40th Anniversary Limited Edition with New 4K Restoration
Coming November 27th
Exclusive Limited Collector's Edition includes 2 Blu-rays, Soundtrack CD, collectible booklet, reversible sleeve, and special 3D lenticular slipcover (First Pressing Only)

Just in time for its 40th Anniversary, Blue Underground is proud to present ZOMBIE in a brand-new 4K Restoration from the original uncut and uncensored camera negative. 

In Italy, it was considered the 'unofficial sequel' to DAWN OF THE DEAD. In England, it was known as ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS and banned as obscene. In America, it was called ZOMBIE and advertised with the depraved tag line "WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!" 

Tisa Farrow (THE GRIM REAPER), Ian McCulloch (CONTAMINATION), Al Cliver (CANNIBALS), and Richard Johnson (THE HAUNTING) star in this worldwide splatter sensation directed by 'Maestro Of Gore' Lucio Fulci (CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD, THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY) that remains one of the most eye-skewering, skin-ripping, gore-gushingly graphic horror hits of all time.

This is a ZOMBIE release like never seen it before, bursting at the seams with hours of new and archival extras. It includes the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack CD by Fabio Frizzi (with an exclusive bonus track), a collectible booklet with a new essay by Stephen Thrower, and a ton of other killer bonus features. A complete list is below...
Disc 1 (Blu-ray) Feature Film + Extras:
  • NEW! Audio Commentary #1 with Troy Howarth, Author of Splintered Visions: Lucio Fulci and His Films
  • Audio Commentary #2 with Star Ian McCulloch and Diabolik Magazine Editor Jason J. Slater
  • NEW! When The Earth Spits Out The Dead - Interview with Stephen Thrower, Author ofBeyond Terror: The Films of Lucio Fulci
  • Theatrical Trailers
  • TV Spots
  • Radio Spots
  • Poster & Still Gallery
  • Guillermo del Toro Intro
Disc 2 (Blu-ray) Extras:
  • Zombie Wasteland - Interviews with Stars Ian McCullochRichard Johnson & Al Cliver, and Actor/Stuntman Ottaviano Dell'Acqua
  • Flesh Eaters on Film - Interview with Co-Producer Fabrizio De Angelis
  • Deadtime Stories - Interviews with Co-Writers Elisa Briganti and (Uncredited) Dardano Sacchetti
  • World of the Dead - Interviews with Cinematographer Sergio Salvati and Production & Costume Designer Walter Patriarca
  • Zombi Italiano - Interviews with Special Make-Up Effects Artists Gianetto De RossiMaurizio Trani and Special Effects Artist Gino De Rossi
  • Notes on a Headstone - Interview with Composer Fabio Frizzi
  • All in the Family - Interview with Antonella Fulci
  • Zombie Lover - Award-Winning Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro talks about one of his favorite films  

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Michael's Musings

We Are Living In An Ethereal World
Michael Shinafelt
20 more days 'till Halloween, Halloween, Silver Shamrock! That's correct peeps it's only 20 more days until Halloween. Nothing, quite frankly scares me more than the current state of the union

But most of all we all need to focus on what makes us happy during these trying times. Let's get excited, and be, be, be obscene!

I'm vulgar AF - deal with it!

Dear Donald Trump - I wanna be there when a cactus dry humps your ass. Sincerely, one of your biggest fans

Met up with E.G. Daily this week and chatted about her upcoming single and movement "So Pretty" wait for it...

It's October, mark me down as scared and horny

The American Music Awards happened??? I know this only because there were headlines about them after, but when were they actually?

My ultimate goal? Someone mean Tweets me and I get to go on Jimmy Kimmel Live and read it

Lady Gaga's ex, Taylor Kinney is praising her performance in A Star Is Born. Now you can sleep peacefully.

What horror archetype do you have sexual fantasies about?

I saw Mommy kissing Jack Skellington underneath the Jack-O-Lantern

Byline of the week: "Cardi B. proves naysayers wrong at AMAS - she can have it all!" Well Okee Dokee then 

Michael Myers
Michael Myers, Michael Myers, Michael Myers

“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —
Only this, and nothing more." - The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe

If I keep you safe, will you keep me wild?

Bring me something that will rock my world! Do it deadbeat and do it now!

I just tripped on a ghost and got a big boo boo!

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

Got Clown?
JM Rich
Sometimes we all go a little pervy...

After the huge box office success of the movie IT and the second chapter on IT's way it got me thinking about clowns.  

A lot of peeps I know find them terrifying and I get it. There is an unknown, mysterious quality to them, a stranger under all that make-up can be quite intimidating. They are, honestly a perfect horror archetype.

They can also be a sexual fetish, perverse and dirty. Yeah, I'm not clowning around on this one.

Bear witness to purveyor of the pervy clown movement Dusti Cunningham and a few other photographers - making evil clowns an object of sexual fantasies.

While I can't expose these monsters of mayhem on here. You can drive your clown car on over to Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things to peek-a-boo at them in all their horny glory.

This is not for the faint of heart. Only 21 more days until Halloween!

It's time to Hump Day & Chill...send in the clowns at the NSFW link below!

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Sound "The Alarm"

Mike Peters
Andy Labrow
In Today's "Alarm"ing News...

Mike Peters And The Alarm To Celebrate Acclaimed New Album EQUALS by kick starting Fall North American Tour with acoustic performance at Kulak’s Woodshed.

Watch “Beautiful” from EQUALS:

Watch “Two Rivers” from EQUALS:

• Fall 2018 N. American Tour Confirmed; See Dates Below

• The Alarm to participate in the Love Hope Strength Foundation - Rock The Canyons, a unique fundraiser where supporters will trek with the band to a concert in the Grand Canyon and Las Vegas finale, Oct 14-21, 2018

• Third annual celebration of The Alarm "New York Gathering" confirmed for April 12 & 13, 2019

The Alarm, will ignite their 19-date North American tour promoting Equals (the critically lauded new album which has simultaneously put the band back on the charts on both sides of the Atlantic), by performing an acoustic set at Kulak’s Woodshed in Los Angeles on October 24th before appearing at the legendary Roxy Theater on Sunset Boulevard, the very next night on October 25th.  It’s been 31 years since The Alarm have performed at The Roxy, so this is sure to be a special night and exciting way to kick off the North American tour.

Prior to the tour, Mike Peters and The Alarm are also taking part in the Love Hope Strength Foundation fund-raising trek Rock The Canyons from Oct. 14-20, 2018 which will take the band, cancer survivors, supporters and musicians (including Robin Wilson of Gin Blossoms and Billy Duffy of The Cult), into the depths of The Grand Canyon to perform a unique concert followed by a Golf Day and finale event at the ARCIS Desert Pines Golf Club in Las Vegas on Oct. 20. One of the best natural wonders of the world on one of the best charity events imaginable!

The Alarm recently performed atop the LIVE Nation building in New York attracting over 100,000 Facebook Live viewers while announcing dates for the tour and their third annual New York Gathering which will take place April 12-13, 2019 at both the Gramercy Theatre and Irving Plaza.

Both events will feature two very special and unique Alarm concert experiences.

On Friday April 12, at the Gramercy TheatreThe Alarm will perform in full, the exact same set list as presented during their historic 'Spirit Of '86 Concert' that was broadcast globally by MTV on April 12, 1986. This anniversary concert will also coincide with the re-release date for The Alarm's STRENGTH album which is being re-mastered and made available in record stores around the world also on April 12, 2019. The title song 'Strength' gave it's name to the Love Hope Strength charity co-founded by three time cancer survivor, Mike Peters in 2007 that has since registered over 150,000 people to the International Bone Marrow Registry and potentially saved over 3,500 lives in the process.

On Saturday April 13The Alarm will perform a second full electric set at the prestigious Irving Plaza in New York, where fans can expect to hear all the very best Alarm music that has resonated with North American audiences since the release of The Stand back in 1983 and endured to the present day, through the release of new album Equals.

The Alarm on tour:
10/24 – Kulak’s Woodshed (acoustic performance with Mike)
10/25 – The Roxy – Los Angeles, CA
10/26 – Jub Jub's Thirst Parlor – Reno, NV
10/27 – Slim's – San Francisco, CA
10/29 – The Crocodile – Seattle, WA
10/30 – Rickshaw Theatre – Vancouver, CAN
10/31 – Portland, OR – Aladdin Theatre
11/2 – Commonwealth Room – Salt Lake City, UT
11/3 – Streets Of London – Denver, CO
11/4 – Oriental Theatre – Denver, CO
11/6 – Off Broadway – St. Louis, MO
11/7 – Record Bar – Kansas City, MO
11/8 – Ludlow Garage – Cincinnati, OH
11/9 – The Athenaeum Theatre – Columbus, OH
11/10 – The Music Box – Cleveland, OH
11/11 – The Crafthouse Stage & Grill – Pittsburgh, PA
11/12 – TBD
11/13 – Sellersville Theatre – Sellersville, PA
11/14 – Brighton Music Hall – Boston, MA
11/15 – The Horseshoe Tavern – Toronto, ON

The Alarm online:

Monday, October 8, 2018

Monday Motivation

Vote On November 6th!
Taylor Swift
In light of recent developments in our country today's Monday Motivation comes in the form of voting on November 6th. With one Taylor Swift finally voicing her POV on the matter. Why do I single her out for chiming in? Because of her adoring fan base, millions of young women, who look to Taylor as a role model. "Yes" her voice is gonna make a difference. You go Swift
I’m writing this post about the upcoming midterm elections on November 6th, in which I’ll be voting in the state of Tennessee. In the past I’ve been reluctant to publicly voice my political opinions, but due to several events in my life and in the world in the past two years, I feel very differently about that now. I always have and always will cast my vote based on which candidate will protect and fight for the human rights I believe we all deserve in this country. I believe in the fight for LGBTQ rights, and that any form of discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender is WRONG. I believe that the systemic racism we still see in this country towards people of color is terrifying, sickening and prevalent.
I cannot vote for someone who will not be willing to fight for dignity for ALL Americans, no matter their skin color, gender or who they love. Running for Senate in the state of Tennessee is a woman named Marsha Blackburn. As much as I have in the past and would like to continue voting for women in office, I cannot support Marsha Blackburn. Her voting record in Congress appalls and terrifies me. She voted against equal pay for women. She voted against the Reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, which attempts to protect women from domestic violence, stalking, and date rape. She believes businesses have a right to refuse service to gay couples. She also believes they should not have the right to marry. These are not MY Tennessee values. I will be voting for Phil Bredesen for Senate and Jim Cooper for House of Representatives. Please, please educate yourself on the candidates running in your state and vote based on who most closely represents your values. For a lot of us, we may never find a candidate or party with whom we agree 100% on every issue, but we have to vote anyway.
So many intelligent, thoughtful, self-possessed people have turned 18 in the past two years and now have the right and privilege to make their vote count. But first you need to register, which is quick and easy to do. October 9th is the LAST DAY to register to vote in the state of TN. Go to and you can find all the info. Happy Voting! 🗳😃🌈

Taylor on IG - 

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Sunday Schwing!

Halloween Man Candy
Quinn Christopher Jaxon
So let's keep the Halloween feels implemented yesterday going, shall we? We shall! 

Thus I bring to you not one but two horror themed photo shoots, in the form of a delectable treat, model Quinn Christopher Jaxon. Oh, and this is not, I repeat this is not a trick he is 100% naked for your viewing pleasure!

Quinn faces his fears and essays Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven in two shoots that will have Quinn haunting your wet dreams. The photography is done by the prolific Chris Teel and captures everything you'd want in a hunk for the season.

Tye Briggs did great narrative writing for both of the shoots on his Favorite Hunks & Other Things site. 

So let's get this Halloween Party started and treat our collective selves to a Sunday Schwing - "Yep" doing that, right here, right now...

Click the link below to Schwing along...Boo!

Saturday, October 6, 2018

She Is Busy!

She's "Busy" - But How About That Angry Inch?!
Busy Philipps
With Halloween quickly approaching I thought it was time to get Busy - as in Busy Philipps that is...

Being that Busy has been living up to her name of late promoting and shooting her new talk show for E! Busy Tonight, which premieres October 28th at 10 PM - I thought it fitting she be my first Celebrity in a costume that I love celebrating the spookiest time of the year.

Thus kicking off the first of many famous peeps I present Busy Philipps as Hedwig from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Busy really nails the look and feel of the rock singer with a little extra something, something.

Well now it's time for me to get "Busy" and move on to other things minions.

Only 25 more days until Halloween!

Busy on IG -

Friday, October 5, 2018

Seeing Red

Fashion "Red"y
Lady Gaga
Look out on the street, it's a bird, it's a it's Lady Gaga in a red dress strutting her stuff in NYC!

It's been hard out there for a pimp to escape the web of Lady Gaga with A Star Is Born opening today. "Yes" I'm going to see it, but I will be there tomorrow at my favorite local theater The Vista in Silverlake, CA.

"No" I will not divulge what time I will be there, it's a secret, I have plenty of stalkers already Thank You very much.

Time to get back on topic, or is it???

Honestly with Gaga's opus scoring a 93% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes how can you go wrong with this timeless tale hitting theaters here, there and everywhere, I ask you? I know none of you will answer, but you can't say I didn't try!

On that note, see you at the movies this weekend bitches!

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Thursday, October 4, 2018

Michael's Musings

Sometimes We All Go A Little Mad...
Michael Shinafelt
OMG! WTF?! Oh, you anagrams stop it! "Yes" it's October and time for my favorite time/month/My Sister/My Daughter of the year Halloween - being it is the 4th of the hallowed month I may be a tad late on the draw. So what I'm still a rock star!

Who else can't wait until October 19th for the new Halloween film, like me? Break out that Michael Myers party mask bitches! 

Repeat after moi, I am a manifestation of wild energy 

As a Witch I command you...

Weird byline of the day - "Meghan Markle Gets Hugged So Hard She Nearly Falls" 

And then there's Analingus

I almost peed myself

For those of you clamoring for The Hills reboot Mischa Barton has now joined the cast

On Thursday's we wear Fuchsia 

Let's have a Molotov Cocktail party
Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper 

Tis a pity


Something wicked this way comes..."yes" really

Be a dandelion 

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