Thursday, February 21, 2019

Michael's Musings

My Finger Is On The Trigger
Michael Shinafelt
"'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it, Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it" S&M Rihanna 

I love the smell of sex and "Yes" I am feeling bad, and I'm so perfectly good at it in every little way. Go there with me, join me. You know you want to...

Bernie Sanders needs to F#ck the Hell Off (Don't say I didn't warn you) - 

Put on your best Sunday Dress - do it & do it now!!!

Someday we will be arrested for crimes of fashion. I will be the biggest perpetrator

Give it a name. Come on, your brain can't even do that?!

FYI I am not the Pole Vault Hooker

Pop up brothels are the new frontier 

He touches the darkest regions of my dirty soul

Botched is an abomination unto itself 

Cremation - it's a thing 
Golden Showers
The Oscars
The Oscars, this Sunday, intact (like foreskin) 

Ariana Grande fans are boycotting her song 7 Rings apparently. They should simply boycott her. It's really that easy. 

I know why it happens 

Are you there God? I'm horny

"I'm very much down to earth, just not this earth" - Karl Lagerfeld 

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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Hump Day & Chill

Read His Mind
OK, by now you know the drill it's time to Hump Day & Chill...!!! As per usual today your Hump & Chill is brought to by Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things

It is also brought to you by Unlimited Male photographer Jay and of course naked male, there is always a naked male involved Brad.

There is a nifty little BG story to this particular shoot that I will leave to Tye who wrote the piece that accompanies Brad's nudity. 

Jay is one of my favorite photographers whose work I came across, like Tye did on Model Mayhem. They have for some reason deleted Jay's account. Thus now you can get a look at his images of the Hump Day & Chill this week known as Brad and other guys that Jay has gotten to put their pants on the ground for his camera on Favorite Hunks & Other Things.

"Yes" Tye has linked those other images Jay has shot to his piece on Brad so you will get to Chill major on this Hump Day. So what are you waiting for?!?! Hit the link below and get to it minions! 

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

"For The Many"

UB40 To Release First New Album in Five Years 
Just Ahead Of 40th Anniversary Tour

"For The Many" comes to CD and Vinyl on March 22nd

Includes a 24 page booklet complete with photos of the band 
and lyrics to all songs
The 38 date 40th Anniversary Tour starts on March 29th in Portsmouth

Red, Red Wine - That Is All...

For The Many is the Birmingham reggae veterans' nineteenth studio album - their first since 2013's Getting Over The Storm. It features UB40's founding members Robin Campbell (co-vocals/Guitar), Brian Travers (saxophone/keyboards), Jimmy Brown (drums), Earl Falconer (bass/keyboards/vocals) and Norman Hassan (percussion/vocals), alongside long-time members Duncan Campbell (vocals), Martin Meredith (saxophone), Laurence Parry (trumpet) and Tony Mullings (keyboards).

Formed in Birmingham in 1978, UB40 named themselves after the UK government's unemployment benefit form. Their debut album Signing Off was released in August 1980 and is considered by many to be one of the greatest reggae albums ever released by a British band.

It was the start of a career that led to 100 million record sales worldwide and dozens of hits, including "Red, Red Wine," "I Got You Babe" and "(I Can't Help) Falling in Love with You" which all topped the charts in the UK and in many countries across Europe. The band had a run of hit albums that have spent a combined period of eleven years in the UK's Top 75 album chart, establishing UB40 as one of Britain's most successful bands of all-time.
Jimmy Brown said, "For The Many is our first original album with Duncan, and a true reflection of where the band are at right now. It gave us an opportunity to go back to our roots and draw on the 1970s-style reggae that inspired us to be in a band in the first place. We intended to make an uncompromising reggae album and I think we have achieved that. There's lots of dub, various guest toasters and a blend of love songs and political songs. I'm really happy with the final result. We're really looking forward to playing some of these tunes live on our 40th anniversary tour in spring next year."

Duncan Campbell said, "After ten years of fronting UB40, for us to make an album of our own original material feels like the final hurdle for me. The album and its title reflect how UB40 are all in support of Jeremy Corbyn and The Labour Party. Both of the songs I have written on the album (I'm Alright Jack and Poor Fool) also reflect this. We all feel this album is going back to what UB40 was all about and we are all excited for everybody to hear the album and looking forward to touring it."

Robin Campbell added, "For The Many" is a great mix of reggae styles, while the different artists we have collaborated with will appeal to more fans and tastes in reggae - it really is an album for the many. The 2019 UK tour is a continuation of our 40th year celebrations, as well as sharing tracks from our latest album. We're playing all over the UK instead of a few arenas dates, meaning our fans from all over the UK can get to see us much more locally and up close - truly a tour for the many."

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Monday, February 18, 2019

Monday Motivation

Going To The Dogs
KJ Apa
Happy Presidents Day! I know some of you will take this as an opportunity to Trump bash. Please don't, this is a celebration of the others that came before him. On that note let's dive into today's Monday Motivation...Today's MM is brought to you by volunteering.

"Yep" volunteer work is something we are all capable of and should do. I have in the past and really need to get off my booty and do it again. Thus I am using this post to give myself, as well as you all a push in the right direction.

What better way to motivate you than this photo of two adorable things Riverdale's KJ Apa volunteering with the ASPCA at Wallis Annenberg PetSpace in Los Angeles

Too cute, and so is the dog. Normally I am not into younger guys but there is something about KJ that "pops" to me. There is also a cute dog, see how good I am at motivating you minions? I got this too sweet photo and two cuties to make you rise to the occasion. Damn, I'm good!

Take whatever it is you feel passionate about, whether it be animals, or??? Go out find someplace that you can be of service to your passion. Volunteering, it's that simple and doesn't cost you a thing.

Now get out there and Monday

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Sunday, February 17, 2019

Just Because...RHONY Season 11 Taglines

Absolutely Fabulous
The Real Housewives of New York City
With season 11 of The Real Housewives of New York City approaching on Wednesday March 6 on Bravo I thought I would get silly on Sunday. (say that three times fast)

The new opening taglines have been revealed. Normally I would not post about such nonsense, but there is one in particular I LOVE!!! However to play fair I will post them all and save the best for last.

Here we go...

Luann de Lesseps: "I plead guilty…to being fabulous."

Ramona Singer: "The only thing I'll settle for is more."

Tinsley Mortimer: "Game, set, now, I need a match."

Bethenny Frankel: "When life gives me limes, I make margaritas."

Dorinda Medley: "If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem!"

And my favorite goes to, drum roll please...Sonja Morgan

Sonja Morgan: "People call me over the top, but lately I prefer being a bottom."

Leave it to Sonja to make a gay joke, and an astute one at that. Say what you will about her, but she's fearless! 

The RHONYC on the WWW at: 

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Nostalgia's For Geeks

Edward vs Courtney
Edward Norton & Courtney Love
Memory is a powerful thing. It can trigger many emotions, and all of them are fine. I was brought back to a time I remember fondly today, the 90's - it was a Golden Era, for me at least. Movies were great and I actually wanted to see them. Music rocked and I actually wanted to listen to it.

So imagine my my 90's pop culture shock and awe when Courtney Love (yes, I was a big Hole fan. OK insert a dirty joke if you must) and Edward Norton, the it boy of that time. Who starred together in one of the better films of the 90's The People vs Larry Flynt became a couple. Imagine it at the time, do it and do it now!!! 

"Yep" I was in a whole lotta 90's fantasia! The Grunge Queen of the 90's paired up with the Actor of the time, damn it does not get any better then this!

I miss that time in my life, in a nostalgic sort of way. But I am at my personal best right here, right now. 

OK, time to be present and carry on minions, but always be, be, be nostalgic!

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Friday, February 15, 2019


Did you spend Valentine's Day "Solo?"


Pop singer Tina DeCara follows-up her smash single “Illusion” — its had over one million Spotify streams — with “Solo,” a song about loving yourself when you’re at your loneliest.  “I’ve been solo for a while and though most days, I’m cool with not having a special someone to kick it with, there are times my mood swings so low,” admits Tina. It was during one of these down periods that she wrote her new single.   “I sat with a bottle of wine and had a little pity party in my music journal,” she remembers.  But oddly, what emerged wasn’t a sad song about being lonely, but a celebration of self-love and embracing time spent alone.  Tina DeCara’s “Solo” is being released through Big Management and is available for purchase on iTunes, Amazon, and all other major retailers, as well as for streaming through Pandora and Spotify.  Its video is on Youtube.

“My message for anyone struggling to make it through another day is to take a moment to breath and relax.  Don’t try to solve your problems all at once.  Tackle issues one at a time and give yourself a moment to rest in between so you are strong enough for the next battle.” 

DeCara admits she often struggles with sad feelings.  “Pursuing pop star dreams is hard.  One day, I’m on top of the world and the next I’m back at square one.  It gets lonely being in the big city, away from home and everyone that I love.”

When she’s feeling isolated, she listens to records, and the day DeCara wrote the song that would become “Solo,” she had been sent a new instrumental produced by The Drupes.    “It was pretty popish, with a bop your head around and dance to it happy kinda vibe,” she explains. “But somehow my melancholy lyrics worked  well with it.”

She went to a studio in Queens and recorded the single in about two hours. “It was a great session.  The energy was high.”

Tina DeCara grew up on Long Island with her parents and two brothers. She began singing and songwriting in high school, drawing inspiration from the likes of David Bowie, Lady Gaga, and Amy Winehouse.  While her friends were not supportive of her superstar dreams, her family encouraged her to follow her passion.

“I was surprised by all the negativity I received from kids I had chosen to have in my life.   I quickly cut them out.”

She says one of the biggest challenges as an artist is finding yourself and learning what your voice is capable of.   “I write about how I’m feeling and then I put some unexpected twist on it,” she explains.  “It’s an incredibly personal process so I try not to focus on what is going on outside my bubble.” 

The music video for “Solo” echoes these sentiments.  Directed by David Wept and shot in and around Coney Island, the video depicts Tina DeCara celebrating the one person who matters most in her life. 

“Though I’m solo, for the most part, I’m always giggling.  I work hard, I’m determined and if I have a little unhealthy obsession over buying wigs, what’s it to you? Until I’m a duo, I’m just goin’ to do me.”

Follow on Facebook and Twitter @TinaDeCara

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Michael's Musings

#TBT: Serving You Pearl Necklace Realness
Michael Shinafelt
"I don't want anybody else, When I think about you, I touch myself" - Divinyls "I Touch Myself"

Happy VD Everyone! "Yes" it's VD the day that keeps on giving. What? You thought I was going to go sweet on ya all of the sudden??? Well I sort of did, today's image of me is clearly a throwback one to a kinder blonder time. I really like the shot and added some hearts to it in honor of today.

It is my VD gift to you, enjoy the moment while you can minions. Time to crack my whip!

This season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills started off with a bang! The past few seasons have been so lackluster I felt it should be titled Rich Women Who Do Things

Celebrate with a strawberry flavored pubic hair

Today your vagina is calling for every dick ever 

Please don't squeeze the ______ fill in the VD blank kids 

I hope there serve chardonnay in Hell

Lady Gaga needs to front a rock band. Actually rumor has it she is slated to cut an album with Metallica this year. Yes!!!

"There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other" - Yoko Ono

Be My Booty Guy - what I would put on a candy heart 

Adam Devine confirms there is going to be a Pitch Perfect 4 - Why I ask you, I'm asking. Answer me, now! 

In honor of VD I give you Basic Instinct. Because nothing says I love you like being stabbed multiple times with an ice pick

I like pretty things and the word F#ck 

How many licks does it take to get to the...

Today I have a heart on

Is Bigotsplaining a thing yet?

Come with me to the other side at:

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Hump Day & Chill

The Chad
Dennis Nauert

Dictionary result for chad

  1. "a piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Used primarily in voting."

I have decided this Hump Day & Chill we are going to change what you see when you Google the definition of the word "chad" - instead of the above explanation I say naked photos of the stud of a man pictured above bearing the same moniker appear. Let's put it to a vote, all in favor say "aye!"

The "ayes" have it! When surfing the WWW I spotted photographer Dennis Nauert's naked images of Chad on Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things and stopped right there. I had found my Hump Day & Chill guy for this week. What a man, what a man, what a man! 

What's that you say? Aren't all my Hump Day & Chill guys my thing? Not all the time, while I do pick guys I think have a certain something every week that I know will appeal to many of you. I sometimes am not as into that particular weeks hunk as much as others of you are. 

Now Chad, he is perfection to me. While I have no real set type, as there is more to attraction in real life than looks alone. If I were to base my attraction to a man on sole physical appearance and vibe, well the result would be Chad, duh!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to Hump Day & Chill with Chad. Care to join me? Click on the link below...!!!

Pants Off! 

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

A Tale Of Two Christina's

Double The Fun!
Christina Hendricks & Christina Ricci 
"Fill my eyes with that double vision, No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me" - Foreigner "Double Vision"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of double vision - Kind of, sort of, yeah really! While they may not look identical you are still seeing two Christina's in the form of Hendricks & Ricci.

I'm sure the photographer who shot this thought themselves quite clever, or was at least dreaming like a Texan Girl

These two were last seen together all dolled up at the Christian Siriano show during New York Fashion Week.

I've said it before and I'll say it again New York Fashion Week can make for some strange bedfellows, that's for damn sure. Which means there are many truly unique photo-ops of celebrities who most likely would never be seen together anywhere else. "Yes" that is why I like it, I certainly could care less about fashion, but I dig unique celebrity photo-ops

You learn something new everyday - learning is an important part of living. The more you know...

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Monday, February 11, 2019

Monday Motivation

I "Heart" Bananas!
Michael Shinafelt
"For I'm going bananas, Yes, I'm going bananas, Si, I'm going bananas" Madonna "I'm Going Bananas"
It's Monday and as you can clearly see I'm going bananas! As an insomniac I actually got an amazing night's sleep, finally! I feel energized and ready to take on anything, bring it!
Thus today's Monday Motivation is bananas - of the literal kind that I just put into my delicious raspberry smoothie I just made before hitting the computer, and the crazy kind, in a good metaphorical way. 
"Yes" I am bonkerz for the new week and ready to go fruity and well, bananas with it as it is mine, and yours to shape anyway we want. That's correct minions, your mission this week is to change it up do things a little, or a lot differently than you normally would. Your directive is to wake up every morning and set the tone for the day with any mantra, or mantras of your choosing. Go bananas and just do it! Your focus will be rewarded, trust me. Now it's time for me to get out there an get to it!
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Sunday, February 10, 2019

Today's WTF Moment...

Kendall Jenner & Kate Moss

The Grammy's air today in case you give a F#ck. However this is the image that caught the apple of my eye. "Yes" it's two iconic models, Hey it always takes two. Give your wafer up for Kate Moss & Kendall Jenner!

WTF are they doing? I'm so glad you asked. They are sitting in the front row at the Longchamp runway show during New York Fashion Week. (say that three times fast, I dare you MotherF#ckers) -

Since I am no fashionista - really F#ck that Sh!t - I liked the surprise element of this image and the passing of the torch sort of thang.

Oh, and let me state something. Even though Kendall Jenner has had it easy in the lucky break department. Honestly she is what the modeling industry looks for. So shut the F#ck up and quit your bitching assh#les.

Who knows why I am using such profanity today??? Also you shouldn't give a F#ck!!!

biss mich dumm hund aka bite me dumb dog.

NY Fashion Week on the WWW:

Saturday, February 9, 2019

Saturday Sinema: Horror Express

All Aboard!!!
Horror royalty and Hammer alumni Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee reunite for this tale of mad monks, primitive humanoids and bloodthirsty zombies set aboard a train bound for Moscow - all aboard the Horror Express! Renowned anthropologist Saxton (Lee) boards the Trans-Siberian Express with a crate containing the frozen remains of a primitive humanoid which, he believes, may prove to be the missing link in human evolution. But all hell breaks loose when the creature thaws out, turning out to be not quite as dead as once thought! Directed by Spanish filmmaker Eugenio Martin, Horror Express remains one for the most thrilling (and, quite literally!) chilling horror efforts of the early 1970s.

Bonus Materials

  • Brand new 2K restoration from original film elements
  • High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) presentation
  • Original Uncompressed mono audio
  • Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
  • Brand new audio commentary with Stephen Jones and Kim Newman
  • Introduction to the film by film journalist and Horror Express super-fan Chris Alexander
  • Murder on the Trans-Siberian Express - an interview with director Eugenio Martin
  • Notes from the Blacklist - Horror Express producer Bernard Gordon on working in Hollywood during the McCarthy Era
  • Telly and Me - an interview with composer John Cacavas
  • Original Theatrical Trailer
  • Reversible sleeve featuring newly commissioned artwork by Graham Humphreys
  • FIRST PRESSING ONLY: Fully-illustrated collector's booklet with new writing by Adam Scovell

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Friday, February 8, 2019

Freaky Friday

When In Rome
Scott Disick
OK, today is not really Freaky Friday it's more about Freeballing. I personally am a big supporter of the non athletic kind of freeing the ball. "Yes" I do it all the time, every chance I get.

In the past I have brought you hung Freeballers Jon Hamm & Justin Theroux. Today's Freeball moment is brought to you by Scott Disick. Don't pretend you don't know who Scott is, he of Keeping Up With The Kardashians fame, Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Daddy - 

Well now we know why she kept him around (other than for the kids) during all his wild and untamed thing antics. Yeah, there it's a pretty big one, if you get my drift and I know you do.

Honestly while Scott is not my cup of milk (wink) - I get why one might want to take him for a test drive around the block a few times.

But I would have personally kicked him to the curb each time and brought him back on a limited time basis. 

Hey, never underestimate the power of VPL...

Pants Drop!

Scott on IG -  

Thursday, February 7, 2019

Michael's Musings

#TBT: Back To The Cave
Michael Shinafelt
"Oh, let's get back to the cave, No-one ever told us we had time to waste
Oh, let's get back to the cave for a little while, Ah, yeah, for a little while" - Lita Ford

Well this week has been quite the week for memes. Between the State of the Union address, Nancy Pelosi & Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, why darlins' it was a tough call but I did pick the one that really resonated with me most as my favorite.

"Yep" it will be featured below and "No" I am not going to tell you which one it is, you're gonna have to read 'till you get to it. Just say "Yes Sir" - now carry on. 

Saw a Valentine's Day commercial for KY Jelly, nothing says I Love You like lube

Nancy Pelosi gives a whole new meaning to "Clap On, Clap Off"

I've been cutting meat all my life

What looks to be one of it's best, season 9 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres this Tuesday, meow!

I'm sorry I called you a twat. You're welcome

Lemon water burns fat. The more you know.

The Grammy Awards are this weekend aka the night my insomnia ends 

Is your refrigerator running? If so I might vote for it in 2020.
My Favorite Meme This Week
Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists debuts March 20th, I'm giddy right now

This week's word: Slide

Gus Kenworthy will be playing Emma Roberts boyfriend on season 9 of American Horror Story - File this under things that make you go Hmmmmmmm...

Happy Chinese New Year...Oink!

When in doubt strip like Adam Levine 

"Why is no one talking about how, while Glenn Close is extraordinary in “The Wife”, every other performance in the film is horrendous?" - Tony Tripoli, Comedian 

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Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Hump Day & Chill

Typical Male
Oh I wanna Hump Day & Chill with somebody, I wanna feel the....

On this particular Hump Day & Chill let's give it up for the fit, mature male. Guys of a certain age, like me who are Hot, Hot, Hot and in the best shape of their lives. 

Thus I hereby decree you give in to the temptation that is Dennis. Oh Dennis you're so fine and not a menace you blow my _____ fill in that blank. You know you want to you dirty minded hive mind.

Want to see all of Dennis? I have and so can you if you follow the yellow brick keyboard to Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things at the link below.

BTW notice how Dennis rhymes with...get your mind out of the gutter, piggies, or leave it there. The choice is yours - oink!

Now Hump Day & Chill the way your Mama told you not to.

Pants on the ground minions!

Drop em' for Dennis here: