Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

Friday, August 19, 2022

Freaky Friday

Who's Those Girls?

Imagine The Wizard of Oz with Britney Spears as Dorothy and Madonna as Glinda...imagine no more because woot here they are as those exact characters!

It's like the movie Freaky Friday except with classic movie characters, ya know???

This re-imagining was done by photo-shop artist Ronald McDonkey who I follow on Instagram.

His vision of celebrities gone wild is pointed, funny and political.

Thus I will leave you with Madge and Britney as it were and as they are, right here, right now.

Now click your heels together three times...

Wand Drop!

Ronald McDonkey on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/ronaldmcdonkey/?hl=en

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Save The Date

Whilst many of us, oh OK all of us mere mortals, except for an exclusive chosen few, did not get an invite to Britney Spears June 9th wedding to Sam Asghari (heck even her family didn't.) We will always have the great photos and the memes that followed.

Since I live in Southern California, Los Angeles to be exact, and the to do was held in Thousand Oaks ( LA adjacent) - Well the winner in the meme derby for me is the "Housewives" one.

"Yes" Minions let me present to you The Real Housewives of Thousand Oaks...

Starring Britney Spears, Madonna, Selena Gomez, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore and Donatella Versace. Now that's a fully loaded cast I must say!

Maybe they can have a crossover show with their sister wives in Beverly Hills (which for the record is the only Housewives show I watch) talk about epic.

Congratulations to Britney I wish her nothing but happiness!!!

Britney on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/?hl=en    

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Let Them Eat Pie!

Can't You See What I See?
Britney Spears

Today in case you haven't figured it out, is National Pie Day, Yay! My personal favorite is cherry. 

When this day appeared on the calendar straight outta the WWW my first thought was Britney Spears from her iconic video If U Seek Amy. Honestly considering all that is happening in Britney world I am sure that also brought this image from said song to the forefront of my consciousness.

"Love me, hate me, say what you want about me, But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy" - Britney Spears, If U Seek Amy

Hey the lyrics are pretty on point timeline wise, no? "Yes" they are...!

So join me and "It's Britney Bitch" and celebrate pie by eating one, putting peeps in their place with the utterance "Let Them Eat Pie!" or by simply smashing one in someone's face.

Who said National Pie Die was bereft of levity? Not this guy!

National Pie Day on the WWW -

https://nationaltoday.com/national-pie-day/ 

Saturday, November 13, 2021

Freedom!


She's Free!
Britney Spears & Sam Asghari


In case you've been taking a Social Media break, Britney Spears is a free woman!

"Yes" her conservatorship is finally over and she can do what she damn well wants, just  like like the rest of us!

That's it that's the post, as I can really add nothing in terms of commentary on this monumental occasion.

Enjoy your weekend 😎

Britney on IG -

 

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Peace Out

Two Peace 
Britney Spears

Peace is the word today as in, in need some and of course "Peace Out." If you are scratching your collective crotches and wondering why, well wonder no more being as today is International Day Of Peace.

Honestly this should be something that is practiced 365 days a year. Have you ever been mellow? Have you ever tried?

Well join moi and Peace Day cheerleader It's Britney Bitch! aka Britney Spears and bask in the glory of now, the moment as it were and as it shall be.

Me? I celebrating by hitting the mat. "Yes" I am attending yoga in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. 

Namaste and all that jazz!

I leave you in Peace...

International Peace Day on the WWW -

https://nationaltoday.com/international-day-of-peace/ 

Monday, May 4, 2020

Burning Down The Gym

It's Britney, Bitch!
"All wet! Hey you might need a raincoat, Shakedown! Dreams walking in broad daylight, Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees, Burning down the house" - Talking Heads "Burning Down The House"

Despite the state of the world, pop culture keeps turning. For some reason I am completely fixated on the fact that Britney Spears burned down her home gym (something I wished I had right here, right now honestly.)

I posted the above screen shot with Ms. Spears oh so casual tale of how the fire went down. You couldn't make this stuff up I tell you what.

Basically Brit was mood lighting her workout and things went awry and the gym was on fire.

OK, personally I never mood light anything, not even for sex so I truly can't wrap my head around this. I mean, it's only a workout and really does not involve all this prep, not ever.

Thus I will continue to ruminate on this. The real take away from the incident is: "Just say no to mood lighting"

Mic drop!

Britney on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/?hl=en

Sunday, June 2, 2019

Just Because...Justin Theroux

Riding On Bikes With Boys
Justin Theroux
Just Because he looks yummy in a sleeveless Britney Spears T-Shirt, Just Because his guns are a blazing and Just Because of his freeballing ways, here is Justin Theroux out and about on his bike in New York City.

I remember really noticing Justin for the first time when was oh so bad in the Charlie's Angels follow-up, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Justin was so hot being the sadistic criminal Seamus O'Grady who is the Ex of Dylan Sanders (Drew Barrymore) in the movie.

"Yes" he made my toes curl, and then some. I then remembered him from David Lynch's Mulholland Drive where he portrayed another lousy member of the male sex. You know the real portion, not the dream portion of this living Hollywood nightmare.

While he is a good actor, there is nothing like the many images of Justin freeballing on the WWW. He gives Jon Hamm a run for his money, ah Hell who am I kidding, I could never choose one or the other in this case, we'd have to compromise and go menage.

Thus I leave you Justin and his Theroux on this Sunday, June 2nd 2019.

Woot!

Justin on IMDb:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0857620/?ref_=tt_cl_t6

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Sunday Funday -

Betty White
Today is Sunday, that means it's supposed to a Funday. Today I am feeling dorky, thus I am bequeathing my peeps with a gallery of celebrities making silly faces. "Yes" this is the Sunday Funday gift you never knew you needed until now. You're welcome...
Katy Perry
Daniel Radcliffe
Britney Spears

James Dean   

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Michael's Musings

A Walking Study In Demonology
Michael Shinafelt
This is the week that was, and shall be forever and ever. Seven days in a life, seventy ways to do whatever you want.

Oh, it's time for me to bring it! R U ready?!?!

Having lost 43lbs. "Yes" I am down to 170, from 213. I have readjusted my goal weight from 165 to 163. Seriously who wants to say they have lost 48lbs, when they could say they lost 50?!

In case you didn't hear Prince Harry & Meghan Markle got hitched this past weekend

BTW - is your butt crack so numb you can't feel a string?

Sometimes you have to rebel and not get the F#ck out of bed

What ever you wouldn't do, name it after me

Entertain Me former Teen Idol fave Mike Clifford has something coming June 11th that will blow your collective nads off - 
Keep up with him here: https://www.facebook.com/MikeCliffordsWonderfulWorld/

Just Because...Dirty Dog
52 & Fabulous!
Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields did a sizzling bikini layout, she's 52. That's correct minions Brooke and I have something in common. We are both 52 and our bodies are hot!

Why are there so many songs about _____ it's time to fill in the blank!

Got penis breath?

Just saw a byline that states: "Caitlyn Jenner Opens Up" - Thanks for that image, not!

Kevin Federline wants more child support from Britney Spears - Translation: I'm a deadbeat "Feed Me!"

Little boxes, discuss

Trader Joe's has a pepperoni pizza/mac & cheese bowl. File Under: things that make you wanna hurl

Who's That Guy? Find out at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/mshinafelt?lang=en

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Get Into The Groove

I Am The Ringleader I Call The Shots
Britney Spears

The time has come to say "Get off your dead ass and do something" - yep I took some much needed down time during the New Year celebration now it's time to "Get Into The Groove" again.

Meaning hitting spin this AM, weighing in and crossing my fingers that I still have only gained three pounds of Holiday weight as I did treat myself to In-N-Out Burger yesterday, hey it was New Year's Day what else was I supposed to do?!

For some reason while browsing the WWW upon waking today, January 2nd of 2018 this image of Britney Spears performing in Vegas on NYE caught my fancy and is fueling me with inspiration. No, I am not really a fan of hers, but, I do like a handful of songs she has done here and there. From the looks of the stage she is performing one of my faves of hers Circus

"All the eyes on me in the center of the ring, Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody goin' trip, Just like a circus" 


This sums it up for me today to perfection, on with the show! Have a good one peeps!

Britney on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/?hl=en

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Michael's Musings

Spin Bike Porn
Michael Shinafelt
Are you scratching your collective heads about the above image and caption? Well let me strap one on and extrapolate.

Those of you who take a spin class on a regular basis get what I mean, for the uninitiated here we go. Everyone no matter who they are have their favorite bike when they enter the spin room, in my case this takes place at Gold's Gym Hollywood (they should pay my ass for all my internet mentions of them.)

I have two favorite instructors there, Jessica & Michelle, and guess what? I like the same bike all the time. Now don't get me wrong, if someone arrives before me and snags it, I can move on and not get bent. But that never happens, because I get there early enough to insure my place in the universe.

So the image above is me showing affection for my favorite spin bike in the room with a tongue bath. Let's move on, I know you want to....

United Airlines, moving on...

Oral tops & waffle makers

Hey Guys & Dolls, this Easter I wish you the biggest basket

Hagsploitation - I never thought a limited series on FX named Feud would introduce me to my new favorite term.

There's no gray in Sonja Morgan's gardens. Dye it's not just for Easter eggs

A woman named Ida Lickhammer gave a like to one of my Instagram posts this week. Yes, really.

That time in spin class (you know, on my favorite bike) you mistake a Michael Jackson song for a Britney Spears one. Yeah, that really happened.

Here comes Peter Cottontail, I hope he cleans up after himself

To all the RHOBH fans out there. Look what I saw this past week DTLA


Erika Jayne's Husband Tom Girardi's
Law Office
Why are Donald Trump and Augustus Gloop never in the same room?!

This Saturday I will be attending a performance of Bella Gaia, which has been described as "poetry in motion" with Maresa Wickham. Thanks Lynn Tejada

Quote of the Week: "I don't fuck much with the past, but I fuck plenty with the future" - Patti Smith

Give it a name, but not mine

Mike Clifford, Mike Clifford, Mike Cliffordhttps://www.facebook.com/Mike-Cliffords-Wonderful-World-878305508977287/

When you think of me, follow me, here:

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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Leaping Lizards! Britney Spears

Look At Me, I've Still Got It!
Britney Spears
Hump Day is upon us and as you can see by this image of one Ms. Britney Spears she's so excited and she just can't hide it!

Apparently Brit, Brit had some down time and decided to express herself and ended up impressing herself and quite frankly me as well in the process. 

Look at her leap through the air with the greatest of ease in this photo she posted on her Instagram with the caption "Kinda bored today and wanted to see if I could still do a leap...It's not perfect but not too shabby either."

Honestly I think she is selling herself short. I would give her leap a ten, it looks perfect to me and seriously Brit, not many people could even come close to doing one that is this "not too shabby."

I wonder if she can leap tall buildings in a single bound too?

Happy Hump Day!

Britney on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/?hl=en  

Monday, August 29, 2016

Spears Slays

It's Britney Bitch!
Britney Spears
While scanning MTV Video Music Awards coverage, which seems like an oxymoron at this point, online as I didn't watch them last night since I was otherwise engaged. I came a cross this amazing looking woman in the most perfect dress that werked for her image and her figure...One Ms. Britney Spears! That's right, It's Britney Bitch!

Now let me make it crystal that I am not a Britney fan, nor have I ever been. That being stated I have nothing against her either. For a woman who has gone through the ringer, who could forget Britney The Dark Ages, and back, I have to give her and her family credit for reclaiming her life and then some.

Mental illness and depression are a tough go, some people are lucky like Ms. Spears and manage to overcome them and or get it under control. Others are not as fortunate. 

Cheers to you Britney you looking happy and healthy may you to continue to live long and prosper

PS Asymmetrical dresses do your body good!

Britney at:

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Oops, Halle Berry Did It Again!

It's Not The First Time
Halle Berry
In some of her best work, Halle Berry does a dramatic reading on the level of Shakespeare of Britney Spears' first hit song, Oops I Did It Again for W Magazine.

Hilarious! No word on what Brit Brit's take is on it yet, but how could you not love this unexpected, who the Hell came up with this off the cuff idea, silliness?!

FYI - to all you Britney fans like Halle. Britney is helping to provide aid to the victims of the flood in her home state of Louisiana by offering a meet and greet for one lucky fan who donates.

Since Berry is obviously a fan I'm sure she has already given.

Reading Oops I Did It Again, drum roll please..... Halle Berry!


Find out more about how you can help and enter to win a chance to hang with Britney at:
https://www.crowdrise.com/britneyforlouisiana  

Monday, November 30, 2015

"Hello", It's Britney Bitch

Awwwwwww! Britney Spears Says "Hello" To Adele
With Adele fever catching fire all over the world, why shouldn't Britney Spears get in on the action?

Hey why not? All the popular people are jumping on the Adele wagon. Both the single, Hello, and the album, 25, have broken records. More than 3.38 million copies of 25 were sold in its first week in the U.S., according to Nielsen Music, marking the largest single sales week for an album since the company began tracking point-of-sale music purchases in 1991, Billboard reported.

Yowza! 

Britney posted a video on her Instagram page getting her pirouette on to Hello.

Saying: "I could dance to this song a MILLION times...love you @adele!" 

Well Spears you have 2 million more times to go before you beat Adele's amazing record!

Spin with Britney below.



Say Hello to Adele at:
https://twitter.com/adele?lang=en

Britney at: 
https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/?hl=en

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

That Rogue Romeo Has Been "Rebuilt"

That Rogue Romeo aka Kevin Stea has gone out and, thanks to technology been "Rebuilt".
Here to tell us about his latest incarnation is That Rogue Romeo himself Mr. Kevin Stea...!
"REBUILT,"is an amazingly successful experiment in which I took the original music from Machine and Magic and commissioned remixes to see if the music held up. It is 19 tracks featuring remixes of the songs of the debut album Machine & Magic.
What I realized is that these songs are pretty solid. I told the various remixers (Djnb, Ap, F3tto, Cr3) to let go of structure. They did not have to stay attached to the original song structure. I enjoy creating something new from the visions of many. I wanted to give these remixers room to play; but I did want this album to have a club feel, however, and make people dance. I wanted to see if my tracks could in fact play in clubs. Are they danceable? That was the bottom line. I realized my goal creating dance music that has lyrical impact. I want to bring lyrical content to the club. You can dance and jump around and still something meaningful.
"Go Rogue"
I have video concepts for every song I have (written). Once I’m done writing it, I instantly switch into visual mode, which is the way I conceive the song to begin with. My songs come from a space of visualization already. I imagine entire scripts and themes for everything. So it was natural to release the official music video set to the "Machine and Magic" remix with the remix album REBUILT. This video is definitely different than any other video I’ve done. Also, I look a little closer to Kevin than That Rogue Romeo in the video. I’m hardly in make-up. This is a dance video. It’s not super high concept.
The video is the first video shot from a successful Kickstarter project to create three music videos. It is directed by superstars Brian Friedman (X-factor, Britney Spears, AGT) and Chan Andre (ID Entertainment), and features ex-PCD Carmit Bachar and 12 of LA's top young dancers (Whyley Yoshimura, Judson Emery, Jon Burdine, Zack Venegas, Malik LeNost, Ryan Ramirez, Stephanie Sy, Britt Stewart, Yoori Kim, Niesha Smith, Deana Brickley, Mason Cutler), with choreography by Tessandra Chavez, and is styled by Emmy-award winning Marina Toybina".
"Special thanks to all the Kickstarter Contributors!!!!"
Check out the official "Machine and Magic" video after the jump...!

View more videos by TRR at: http://www.youtube.com/user/kevinstea