Showing posts with label Mexico. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mexico. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Cruise With The Legends Of Drag...

 7 Night Exclusive Chartered Mexican Riviera Cruise Ready To Set Sail January 9, 2022 On Holland America’s Five-Star Luxury Ship Koningsdam

History is being made.  For the first time ever, Drag Queen royalty Jackie Beat, Lady Bunny, Varla Jean Merman and Miss Coco Peru will join forces to headline the “Legends of Drag” Inaugural Cruise with Master of Ceremonies Frank DeCaro.

 

Lovers of Drag will take over Holland America’s 5-Star luxury liner, The Koningsdam, as they set sail on a 7 Night Mexican Riviera Cruise visiting the ports of Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan and Cabo San Lucas, Mexico from January 9 thru 16, 2022 for a once-in-a-lifetime vacation experience HERE

The award winning Koningsdam is one of Holland America’s newest ships and is the most technologically advanced and most luxurious in their fleet.  A sublime balance of big and small, this mid-size ship features larger-than-life music venues and activities galore, coupled with small ship service and elbow room.  Koningsdam heralds both a new class (Pinnacle) and a new era for Holland America Line.

Each of the 4 drag legends will bring their unique talent’s to the cruise by headlining their own show in the Koningsdam World Stage Theater.  Throughout the cruise, guests will have no shortage of onboard activities including…dance parties with guest DJ’s, Piano Bar & Karaoke, pop culture trivia with fabulous prizes and free trips, meet-n-greets, drag panels, book signings, dress up theme nights, and Surprise Guests!

 “After a year in lockdown during the pandemic, can anyone think of a better way to start the New Year than by cruising the Mexican Riviera with these four Drag Legends that are sure to bring 7 nights of non-stop laughter and fun,” said Michael Levitt, event Producer.

And now, a very special video message from our queens: HERE

 

This cast! It's so rare that I get called 'the pretty one.'

I don't normally perform in boats...except for the time I borrowed RuPaul's shoes.”-Lady Bunny

 

“Lady Bunny, Jackie Beat, Varla Jean Merman and myself at sea for a week?!? I'm gonna need the Tension Tamer IV drip! Why would anyone want to miss this historic and histrionic cruise?”-Miss Coco Peru

 

Do you have any idea how stir crazy I have to be to go on a f@#$ing cruise with these three bitter old bitches? KIDDING! I honestly can’t wait for this legendary, historical, iconic, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to hit the high seas and share the stage with these fellow titans of drag! RESERVE YOUR CABIN NOW... OR REGRET IT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!”-Jackie Beat

 

 Because we will literally do ANYTHING to show the passengers a good time, free condoms will be distributed…to be used as blindfolds.”-Varla Jean Merman

 

 “ Hey, hunties! What becomes a legend most? If they're drag legends, it's a cruise starring not one, not two, not three, but four of the funniest drag queens ever to beat their gorgeous faces! Join Jackie Beat, Lady Bunny, Varla Jean Merman, Miss Coco Peru, and me, Frank DeCaro -- your Pineapple Princess and Emcee on the High Seas, as we blow the cobwebs off your caftan.” -Frank DeCaro

 

Pricing starts at $1,949.00 for double occupancy. To reserve your cabin please visit http://www.legendsofdragcruise.com/ or dial toll free 855 207-2050.  

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Michael's Musings

S-M-I-L-E!
Michael Shinafelt
"All in all you're just another brick in the wall" - Pink Floyd, Another Brick In The Wall 

Mexico is going to pay for the wall. More like Mexico is going to pay for your therapy you effin POS!

Oh, and aren't you happy?! I'm not entirely angry, yet marching into 2019 has me feeling like deja vu from 2018. Something has got to give, and it ain't gonna be moi. Capiche?! 

Carry on my wayward son...

Why did Adele cross the road? To say "Hello" from the other side

"F#cking Twat" was said on Vanderpump Rules - my life is complete

Sometimes I feel like Blondie "Call Me"


Surrender Donald

Don't do the Bird Box challenge states Netflix. Whatever the F#ck that is

Trolls, they don't simply live under a bridge

Julie Chen got replaced by Carrie Ann Inaba on The Talk - Oh, Julie that karma thing, you know getting a job because your husband is rich, powerful, connected. That's not happening for you anymore now is it???

Someone told me the Golden Globes are this weekend. In case you have a damn to give -
Bitch Pudding
I got the gift that keeps giving - Bitch Pudding! Thanks Karen Castrischer-Stegall 

"Find inspiration today, Life won't sparkle unless you do"

Someone mentions the 80's, what song pops into your head???

You know, that thing

Smell like a captain, screw like a bunny

The Candy Man can 

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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

Breakfast Of Champions
Neil Patrick Harris

With the heatwave an increasing need for a refreshing adult beverage is in order. What is more refreshing than a margarita, I ask you? "Yep" I figured you wouldn't have a contradictory response because margaritas rule!

Thus for this Hump Day & Chill not only do I bring you the divine drink called a margarita, I also bestow upon you images of Neil Patrick Harris on his vacation in Mexico imbibing them, shirtless and otherwise.

Now hows THAT for a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Hump Day & Chill?

Cheers

The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
Neil Patrick Harris
Heaven Is A Margarita On Earth
Neil Patrick Harris

Margarita Mania
Neil Patrick Harris & Friends


NPH on Instagram -

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

"One Man Circle Jerk" Donald Trump

Look! It's A Bitchy Tangerine!
Tis' the season for ghosts, witches & demons, fa la la la la la la...

Halloween is the most wonderful season of the year with many things to make you recoil with fear. Well this year there is something even more frightening than the supernatural. It's that "One Man Circle Jerk" Donald Trump may become President of the United States November 8th. Contemplate that and tell me you aren't terrified!

Here is one of the best written things about Dumping Trump I have ever read. Wished I could claim it as mine, but I can't. The author wished to remain anonymous on here, he knows who he is, and he knows I think it's brilliant! I mean he hits the nail on the proverbial head calling out Drumpf as a "One Man Circle Jerk." Yep, I am going to drive this quote into the ground, it never gets old.


"Trump is a man with a vision for America, not a specific vision, a great vision...the best vision...Trump has a plan to make this country great again....What plan??....a great plan...a plan that will work because it's the best plan.....Why???... because Trump knows good people...which people???....the best people....people that are not stupid like other people....people who know how to get deals done...what deals???...great deals...the biggest deals... because I know words... What words???...I have the best words... I get my information from watching TV... I consult with myself because I have a great brain... A great brain???...the best brain...Trump will also build a big wall to keep Mexicans out and he will make Mexico pay for it!...How....??? its all part of the great plan!...ISIS will be gone very, very quickly...How???... I won't tell you.. It's a secret !!!...

Trump is a “one-man circle jerk” and he is only about entertaining the uneducated who love him and his great plan. He's all air - no substance. And he is their “Champion."

I'm With Her at:
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/   

Friday, September 23, 2016

Did You Miss Us?

It's Party Time!
Kyle Richards & Lisa Vanderpump
In case any of you out there are having some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills yearning, like me, until the season six December 1st premiere on Bravo. Never fear Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards are here!

The two were red as Rosea Wine while attending a party in  Puerto Vallarta, Mexico together. Guess they really have kissed in make-up.

The photo is courtesy of Ms. Richard's Instagram, with no clever caption to accompany it. C'mon Kyle with your sass I expected more from you!

Being that it is Friday and that the weekend is here I thought this was a groovy way to get the party started!

T.G.I.F!

Kyle on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/kylerichards18/?hl=en 

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Go Cruising With Charles Esten & Clare Bowen Of "Nashville"


Clare Bowen aka Scarlett O'Connor
On "Nashville"

Attention all fans of the TV show "Nashville" of which I am one. Hop on a Country Cruise with Charles Esten and Clare Bowen. You heard me correctly, I did not stutter!


Charles Esten aka Deacon Claybourne
On "Nashville"
Fans of the ABC series Nashville will want to make sure they take part in the Country Cruising experience, set for January 14-19, 2017. Fans will be travelling aboard the Brilliance of the Seas®, a beautiful Radiance-class ship that combines sleek swiftness, panoramic vistas, and wide-open spaces. With acres of glass enclosing the nine-story central atrium, elevators facing the sea, and floor-to-ceiling windows throughout, cruisers will never be at a loss for an incredible view.

Country Cruising will set sail on January 14, 2017 from Tampa, and will stop in Key West before making its’ voyage to Cozumel, Mexico. The ship will arrive back in Tampa on January 19. Among the artists participating in the cruise include Nashville stars Charles Esten and Clare Bowen.  


Esten has won hearts around the world with his portrayal of the rugged “Deacon Claybourne” on the popular ABC series – now in its’ fourth season. That role showcases his dramatic side, but there is also a comedic slant to his talents, as well. Esten got his start on the British series Whose Line Is It Anyway? He also became a cast member of the show during its’ American run with Drew Carey, as well. Nashville has allowed Esten to showcase his musical talents, as well. He has performed on several tours of the show’s cast, and performs frequently on the venerable Grand Ole Opry. Two of Esten’s contributions to the show’s soundtracks have made the top-40 on the charts, including “No One Will Ever Love You,” a collaboration with co-star Connie Britton.

Australian-born Clare Bowen has appeared as the romantically troubled Scarlett O’Connor on Nashville since the show’s debut in 2012. Her prior television credits include The Cut and All Saints. Five of her songs from the series’ soundtrack have made their way into the top-40 on the Country charts, including the haunting “If I Didn’t Know Better” – generally regarded as one of the high musical points in the show’s history. Both Bowen and Esten are working on full albums of their own, slated for release later this year.

Country Cruising offers the Country Music fan an amazing experience – a five night cruise, with accommodations and all meals taken care of during the event, as well as autograph sessions, photo opportunities, daily musical performances, and songwriter workshops. For more information about tickets, visit www.CountryCruising.com.