Showing posts with label Underworld. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Underworld. Show all posts

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Michael's Musings


Give It A Name
Michael Shinafelt
"Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game, I betcha I can make a rhyme out of any body's name. The first letter of the name' I treat it like it wasn't there" - The Name Game, Shirley Ellis 

For some random, yet most likely not one this song came into my mind this particular week. I am not about or above calling names when they are deserved. However I am responding to the timelessness of this song and it's many interpretations. Especially the iconic performance of Jessica Lange's rendition of it on American Horror Story: Asylum.


This week we play the name game.


Male sure you always wear underwear. You don't want your "V" on TMZ


Don't make me unleash the powers of the underworld  


New Acronym DAB = Dense Ass Beotch 


I'd like to indict on more than three pubic hairs and a confession

Sometimes you need to do push-ups with someone on your back


Porn for the paranoid 

Seriously?! Who Dressed You?!
Mariah Carey
Dear Mariah, WTF?! Get a new stylist and some glasses that are preferably not rose colored

Traci Lords coming soon in "Swedish Dicks"


I have something most guys don't 


I played an online avatar game where you push Donald Trump off a cliff into a volcano, laughed every time I did it, I couldn't keep track of how many times that was


Sometimes: "You kicked my ass" is always the correct response 


My name is Hyena I am 26


Go Balls Out with me at:


https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/mshinafelt?lang=en   

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Kate Beckinsale Is A Dick!

Detachable Penis
Kate Beckinsale
With my recent posts about vagina and booty I could not pass up addressing the penis on here now could I?!

Especially when that organ happens to be the lovely Kate Beckinsale best known for the Underworld movies in an inflatable dick costume with the caption "Just a girl trying to make it in a man's world."

Oh is this how you do it? I learned something new today, thanks Kate!

Kate tweeted the image without details of any sort, much to her followers collective frustration.

See what a total dick she is???

Happy Tuesday!

Tweet with Kate at:
https://twitter.com/KateBeckinsale