Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

Just Say "No"
Jason Vorhees
Don't have sex is the message of this special horror edition of Hump Day & Chill. That's correct fiends, today we tap into "The Climax Conclusion" from the Friday The 13th series.

This compilation of male skin and carnage is brought to you by Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things

Orgasms and sex are bad. Very, very bad when you are living in a Friday The 13th world. However killing someone for carnal knowledge is, quite fair game.

WTF?! Why doesn't the horror genre kill virgins too?! Oh wait, I digress they do. But only of the female variety. 

You can't win. Horror punishes you for popping your cherry and for remaining chaste. Oh, and if you are a flat out man or woman whore, you get first class front of the line status! Yay! 

So get laid, being chaste is stupid!

Check out Tye's Friday The 13th extravaganza below, your kicks shouldn't only happen above the waistline, sunshine.

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