Sunday, April 13, 2025

The Death Of Irony


Today let us officially mourn the death of one of my favorite things, irony...

RIP you will be missed.

Irony on Wikipedia -

Saturday, April 12, 2025

Current Mood

Kristen Stewart

Hey Minions, it's Saturday April 12th and guess what? "Eat Me!" 

"Yes" that is my Current Mood! Musk "Eat Me," Weather "Eat Me," Pizza "Eat Me" everything and everyone can just "Eat Me!"

Apparently Kristen Stewart is on board with this, hence her T-Shirt. FYI Kristen just turned 35 on April 9th. Birthday's "Eat Me!"

You get the vibe now get out there and make "Eat Me" a whole mood...

Mood "Eat Me!" yeah, that's the ticket...

K Stew on Wikipedia -

Friday, April 11, 2025

Arf!

Jennifer Aniston
&
Lord Chesterfield

"National Pet Day on April 11th dedicates the day to those pets who may not always get the companionship and attention pets deserve. While loving our pets is something we do every day, the observance encourages helping out orphaned pet companions. It will improve their health and enhance their opportunities for adoption."

"Yes" Minions it tis indeed National Pet Day! If I could have a dog in the building I live in I would. But alas I can not. But to those of you out there who are able to care for a pet, well, what's stopping you??? 

Here to represent is Jennifer Anniston and her best friend Lord Chesterfield. She adopted him from Los Angeles based Wagmor Pets.

To find a pet you fancy might I suggest a shelter? There are many animals in need of a home at them and the gratitude and companionship you will get in return will be a once in a lifetime bond.

Happy National Pet Day!!! 

National Pet Day on the WWW -

https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day/national-pet-day-april-11

Thursday, April 10, 2025

Michael's Musings

Stupidity Should Be Painful
Michael Shinafelt

"Yes" I went there, like the caption above states: Stupidity Should Be Painful. So what's in your wallet? Thank You...

FYI If you're not scared by how big your manifestations are, you're still playing it too small

I jerked my brother off at The White Lotus, the more you know

Come dance naked in the windmills of my mind, discuss

Did you know women like their government like they like their coffee? Not in their vagina, there's that

Byline from the Toronto Star: "Trump Launches Golden Age Of Stupid" - no lies detected

How's everyone doing out there? Are you all OK???

Did you hear? Billboard named Cardi B the best female rapper of all time, that's all

RIP Clem Burke who was the drummer for Blondie 


Woman Crush of the Week - Meghann Fahy loved her in The Bold Type, loved her even more in The White Lotus! Can't wait to see Drop this weekend!

Dear Canada: We hate him too

I miss Halloween

Congratulations to Director John Carpenter who recently received his star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame. The original Halloween is my favorite horror movie, so there!

After a two week hiatus a new episode of Law & Order: SVU airs tonight! YES!!!

I need to make another glass of lemon water

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Wednesday, April 9, 2025

Hump Day & Chill



"Gimme what you got, ready or not
Our love is totally hot" - Totally Hot, Olivia Newton-John

Let's fall on the altar of Nikki Glaser and this gem of a quote and to all the people it applies to. 

"Yes" I went there Minions let's raise a glass and Hump Day & Chill to all the Hot People of the world!

Nikki knows of what she speaks, because, she is one of said hot people. She also happens to be funny with an edge. This makes me think there should be a law against her hotness!

Is this a sad fact of life? It is, but that's the way it goes...

Get down with your own hot self today and join Nikki and Myself as we Hump Day & Chill and revel in our collective hotness. Time to set the world on fire!!! 

One one us!

Darlin' Nikki on IG -

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

So Fetch!

So Fetch! Obviously "Fetch" is never going to happen, but if it were I bet the idea of Parker Posey hosting Saturday Night Live would elicit this reaction from everyone here, there and everywhere.

I mean when has she never not been one the funniest and best parts of anything she has ever been in? I ask you???

Running hot after Season Three of The White Lotus where she slayed as Victoria Ratliff, now would be the perfect time for her to bring her unique sensibility and style to the show.

I say we start a viral campaign to get her the hosting gig. Remember it worked for Betty White.

"Yes" it's Parker Posey's time to sparkle Parker, sparkle!!!

Parker on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/itsparkerposey/?hl=en  

Monday, April 7, 2025

The Facts Of Life

Michael Shinafelt

Hello and Happy Monday Minions! This was me yesterday have a quesadilla and a large Margarita rocks, no salt at Home State on Hollywood Blvd. It's my favorite morning thing to do after all.

Aside from enjoying what a beautiful day it was I remember when I was in yoga at Hollywood Forever Cemetery and the objective of the class  was to know that even though life is good there are always bad things to counteract that and to accept those as well.

Well that is something that has been the best part of being in my 50's is that I do see things that way and thus it does make navigating life much easier. Just a little wisdom from me to you heading into the week.

You take the good you take the bad and deal with it...The Facts Of Life!

As Buddha would say: "Peace comes from within"

Namaste 

Buddha on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Buddha

Sunday, April 6, 2025

In Honor


In honor of those who fought and died for our country

Donate to Disabled Veterans Here -

https://www.dav.org/  

Saturday, April 5, 2025

The Bigamist

"Harry and Eve Graham are trying to adopt a baby. The head of the agency senses that Harry is keeping a secret and does some investigating. He soon discovers that Harry has done an unusual amount of traveling from his home in San Francisco to Los Angeles. Harry gets tracked down in LA, where he has a second wife and a baby. Via flashbacks, Harry tells the adoption agent how he ended up in two marriages."

My friend Jay did a write up about this film that I haven't heard of before on his Classic Movie Blog. It's called The Bigamist Directed by none other than Ida Lupino.

Category: Psychological Drama

Color me intrigued...

To get all the 411 and in depth coverage hit the link to Jay's Blog below -

https://www.jaysclassicmovieblog.com/post/the-bigamist-1953

Friday, April 4, 2025

Remembering A Legend

Val Kilmer

It was sad to hear of the passing of Val Kilmer he was a big part of my movie going experience. One of the best actors of my generation to be precise.

While he had a long and storied career with many roles that I loved him in.  But he will always be Jim Morrison in the Doors film to me.

Val completely inhabited Morrison and brought the same electrical charge to the stage that Jim did when he recreated him in concert.

I was blown away!

I hope you and the Lizard King are making beautiful music in the afterlife.

RIP

Val on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/  

Thursday, April 3, 2025

Michael's Musings

Might Last A Day, Yeah, Mine Is Forever
Michael Shinafelt
Photo:
Jesse Merrell

"And the sky was made of amethyst, And all the stars were just like little fish, You should learn when to go, You should learn how to say no" - Violet, Hole 

What a week we've had and then we'll have another, such is life. Let's fight till six and then have dinner...who's with me?! 

"Yes" I am purposely sounding like Lewis Carroll's book Alice in Wonderland. Call it Descent Into Madness with Michael ready? Time to descend Minions!!!

My toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic Park I would still totally go

" As a little girl growing up in Chippewa Falls, I never could have imagined that I'd be taking on the richest man in the world for justice in Wisconsin, and we won!" - Susan Crawford

FYI - a loan at the bank can take 30 years to pay off. If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice Ha ha ha ha!!!

"This is not a left or right moment. It is a right or wrong moment" - Senator Cory Booker

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion Part I was pretty intense. Garcelle is already cursing out her fellow castmates and there are two more parts to go, discuss 

Guess what? My favorite TV Show Law & Order: SVU has been picked up for a history making 27th season, YES!!!

Speaking of which Happy Belated Birthday to Christopher Meloni, who knew 64 could look so Zaddy!

Filet-O-Fish Fridays are back at McDonald's "Yes" I did partake, that's all

Woman Crush of the Week - Saw the Director's Cut of one of my favorite films Donnie Darko on Tubi. It also happens to contain my favorite Drew Barrymore performance as Karen Pomeroy, Donnie's English teacher. She's simply amazing!

The Wizard of Oz is 86 years old! If Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, heart or courage, she wouldn't be in Oz. She'd be in D.C.

It's April, Fools! The more you know...

Raw cream pies are back at McDonald's too. Make of this what you will.

Pro-Tip: Everything will kill you, make sure you choose something you enjoy

You will never speak to anyone more than you speak to yourself in your head. Be kind to yourself always.

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Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Hump Day & Chill

Madonna
1985/2025


"Get into the groove

Boy, you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah" - Into The Groove, Madonna 

Did you know "Desperately Seeking Susan" is 40 years old?! Like OMG! That's correct Minions and to celebrate it Madonna wore the iconic jacquard jacket from the 1985 movie to a fashion show benefit in New York City, celebrating the film's 40th anniversary and raising money for the Trans Justice Funding Project. 

Thus we are giving a Hump Day & Chill shout out to the Queen Of Pop Today.

I remember seeing "Desperately Seeking Susan" while I was a college Freshman in Portland, OR. Oh, and "Yes" I was and still am a Madonna fan. 

Cheers to the one and only Madonna long may she Hump Day & Chill!!!

Madonna on IG -

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

The Blue Lagoon

The Blue Lagoon
Christopher Atkins & Brooke Shields 

 Hello April! Here's a still from the 1980 film The Blue Lagoon to celebrate.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

It's actually a mash-up of Creature From The Black Lagoon and The Blue Lagoon. "Yes" the creature has gotten lost and is hanging in the wrong lagoon, his bad.

With every being basically a lie or deception of some sort daily, be careful what you fall for today because the BS count I'm sure will tick higher than usual. If that's even remotely possible...

April Fools Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day