Monday, March 31, 2025

Current Mood

Heeeere's Frank!
Jake Gyllenhaal & Friend

I don't know about you Minions but my Current Mood is: "Apprehensive" with a side of don't worry be happy.

Much like Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal) and his ax with Frank The Rabbit looming in the background.

What's that? You get the apprehensive part, where does the side of happy enter into the equation? The ax is the happy part, it will help you overcome and defeat any obstacle in your way.

Of course I am not saying one should carry an ax literally. It's a metaphor.

Happy Metaphor Monday Minions!

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Sunday, March 30, 2025

"White Lotus" Sunday

Leslie Bibb & Carrie Coon

I couldn't agree with you more Laurie...

Well I don't know about you Minions but I can't wait until 6pm Pacific Standard Time to come around to see what happens next on The White Lotus!

There are only two episodes left and all bets are off on exactly how it will all end up.

Everyone has their theories about what might happen and all of them are valid until we actually find out.

Here are two of mine:

1) Sritala (Patravadi Mejudhon) is Rick's (Walton Goggin's) "deceased" Father

2) Greg/Gary (John Gries) plans for Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) are not to murder her, but fund her spa

There you have it! I could be wrong, or...as for everyone else I have no hunch what will possibly go down with them.

Enjoy the show!!!

The White Lotus on the WWW -

https://www.hbo.com/the-white-lotus  

Saturday, March 29, 2025

"Baby Teeth"

Pip Lewis

Photo: Amy Tran

Pip Lewis is a British singer-songwriter based in San Diego, California. At 22, she brings over a decade of musical experience to her craft. Her forthcoming album, Growing Pains, weaves introspective lyrics with ethereal soundscapes, capturing the raw emotions of change and self-discovery. Her latest single, "Baby Teeth," now streaming alongside a new music video, explores the bittersweet nature of loss and the struggle between holding on and letting go.

Pip says, “The imagery in 'Baby Teeth' is all about things that are once important but become neglected over time: a sweet melting and hardening in a car door, a dog-eared book never finished, a takeaway receipt kept for no real reason."

She adds, "The chorus, with the tooth metaphor, is especially striking. Losing a baby tooth is inevitable, a sign of growing up, but there’s also a choice in how it happens—rip it out quickly or let it fall out slowly. It plays with the idea that the narrator knows that they’re being left behind but is unsure if they should just end it or let the loss drag on. It explores the question as to whether it is more uncomfortable to let go willingly or to suffer until the bitter end?”

Stream "Baby Teeth" here: https://onerpm.link/babyteeth

Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/XZGUmk2Q5n4 


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Friday, March 28, 2025

Lost Highway

Patricia Arquette
Lost Highway

Fred Madison: I had a dream about you last night.

  • Renee Madison: Yeah? What was it about?

  • Fred Madison: You were in the house, calling my name, but I couldn't find you. Then there you were, lying in bed... but it wasn't you. It looked like you, but it wasn't.

Ever get the feeling that something or someone is not as they seem? 

That's all...

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Thursday, March 27, 2025

Michael's Musings

A Guy Like Me Should Wear A Warning...
Michael Shinafelt

A guy like me should wear a warning...have you not ascertained that by now Minions? That's why I don't think before I speak sometimes I like to be as shocked as everyone else, know what I mean?!

That's also why I don't plan out what I am going to say in my column. I just sit down at the computer and flow. Which is exactly what I am doing right here, right now. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea, think about it, but not too much

Pro Tip: Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you pull out the fork and say: "Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to have" and charge at them with it, the more you know

So tell me, would you risk death for a good time? Discuss. 

FYI I'm not loud, you're just boring, that's all

Brothers Lochlan (Sam Nivola) and Saxon (Patrick  Schwarzenegger) bring a whole new level of meaning to the phrase "Help a brother out" on The White Lotus

I'm going to miss Garcelle Beauvais on RHOBH she was  one of my favorite housewives evuh!

"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid" - God

Let's charter the crazy yacht from Hell, shall we??? We shall!!!


Woman Crush of the Week - Aimee Lou Wood of The White Lotus and Sex Education fame. She's real, and she's spectacular!

If "The White Lotus" teaches us anything. It should be this: Never take a three person girls trip

And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets

Finally got around to seeing 2019's Marriage Story with Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver and Laura Dern on Netflix...Amazing!

Beware of "Carjacking" there's that

Hey I'm not like all of you sometimes I have to be honest, so there!

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Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Hump Day & Chill

Garcelle Beauvais

"I know she had a roster. Back in the '90s, it was good. Maybe she peaked." - Erika Jayne on Garcelle Beauvais 

Dear Erika Jayne, judging by Garcelle's Season 14 reunion look I think not!

"Yes" this is the dress Garcelle will be wearing during next week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. PS it hardly looks like she has peaked, more like she has only just begun.

Since Ms. Beauvais is leaving the show after five season we are going to Hump Day & Chill to one of my favorite housewives.

What's that you ask? Why is she leaving RHOBH? Here's what she has to say:

"The Jamie Foxx Show" star and "The Real" co-host said she was leaving to focus on her family, including her two younger twin sons, who are heading into their senior year of high school. She said she also has "the most exciting projects" in store. "I am developing, producing and acting.

Well at least she didn't get fired. Paging Lisa Rinna...

Raise a glass and give the great Garcelle Beauvais an enthusiastic Hump Day & Chill toast!

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Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Crème Brulée

Photo credit: Irvin Rivera


 LADYGUNN MAGAZINE CELEBRATES DAVID’S NEW FOUND “FREEDOM” – HERE

 

Singer-songwriter David Archuleta returns with his first taste of new music and what is sure to be his most delectable pop confection of a song with his new single, “Crème Brulée” HERE  The sweet and sexy track is the first single off of David’s upcoming EP release out this summer and was written by David, Ryan Nealon & Robyn Dell’Unto and produced by Michael Blum.

 

David Archuleta is stepping into a bold new era with “Crème Brulée” - a playful and irresistibly flirty pop anthem that highlights his impressive vocal range and Latin roots like never before.

David blends English and Spanish in a way that feels as smooth and addictive as the namesake dessert, “All this time I’ve been singing Spanish covers, but I’ve never had that Spanish flare in my own pop music. I wanted to get in touch with my Latin roots, have fun, be flirty, and explore the sensual side of David.”

 

With infectious energy and a hint of Latin flair, "Crème Brulée" is a confident, fun-loving track that showcases David’s evolution as an artist—sultry, charismatic, and completely in his element.

With smooth, dynamic vocals and a hook that sticks like caramelized sugar, David teases the listener—giving just enough to leave them wanting more. “Someone was really after me and wanted everything from me right away, but you’ve gotta work for it if you want more from me. You may have had a taste that makes you go crazy (“yo te vuelvo loco” is “I make you crazy” in Spanish) but I’m not going to give it all just yet unless you’re really worth my time and it’s worthwhile for me.”  "Crème Brulée" has all the ingredients to be a pop anthem for the year and is too irresistible to listen to just once.

 

The official music video for "Crème Brulée" is also out now HERE . The intricately choreographed dance video is directed by Nathan Kim, who has collaborated on projects for Charli XCX, David Guetta and Lady Gaga and features David embracing his love of the art of dance with the JA Collective dance trio.  “The "Crème Brulée" video was so much fun to make with the choreography and a new creative release for me. I’ve always loved moving to music and so the more I’ve taken choreography/dance classes I’ve found a better outlet to feel liberated and express myself. Working with Aidan, Jordan, and Nathan Kim introduced me to a new style that was really satisfying. Dancing brings me a newfound confidence, and makes me feel like I’m more in touch with my body and sensuality.” States David

 

Whether with his viral Sabrina Carpenter moment on stage at Hudson Yards in NYC HERE or his recent cover of George Michael’s timeless hit, “Freedom” HERE  - David is clearly having a renaissance back into pop culture. To celebrate his new music, including “Crème Brulée,” he’s curated a spectacular live show experience with his upcoming AFTERHOURS dance party event where he is set to perform live in Los Angeles on Saturday, May 3 at The Bellwether alongside beloved House DJ @tysunderland and @alexandrajohnmusic.  Tickets available HERE

In addition, the ultra-cool Ladygunn Magazine and art collective showcases David in their latest issue HERE

 

Y-100 iHeart Miami radio - HERE

The Terrell Show - HERE

Louis Levanti Tik Tok - HERE

Access Hollywood - HERE

 


David’s most recent releases include:

Freedom - HERE

Rather Be Lonely - HERE

Hell Together - HERE

Afraid To Love - HERE

I’m Yours - HERE 

“Up” - HERE

Faith In Me: HERE

Movin’: HERE

OK, All Right: HERE

 

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Twitter 1.1M Followers 

TikTok 1.2M Followers +  19.6M Likes

Instagram 640k Followers 

Facebook 3.4M Followers

YouTube 842k Subscribers 

Spotify 1.6M monthly listeners

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Monday, March 24, 2025

Say Hello To My Ocean Friend...


For no reason other than random silliness say hello to my Ocean Friend aka Creature From The Black Lagoon.

He's "always wet" and there are "no survivors." This is obviously open for interpretation, and I highly encourage you to let your imagination run free while doing so.

Seeing "The Creature" reminds me of when I was in Junior High and if you said the word "Lagoon" around this one female class mate of mine she would freak out and start crying saying "Stop It" over and over again.

Why you ask? Because is made her think of Creature From The Black Lagoon and he was not her Ocean Friend at all! Fact is he scared her very much so.

So let's welcome Monday by introducing ourselves to my Ocean Friend shall we? Don't be afraid say "Hello"

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Sunday, March 23, 2025

What Chelsea Handler Says


Chelsea Handler knows of what she speaks. Being in my 50's I confirm " I don't give a shit"

It is the most amazing, freeing thing in the world!!!

Give yourself the present of being present today.

That's correct Minions be present and free like Chelsea Handler and myself! Rock your Sunday Funday...

Mic Drop! 

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Saturday, March 22, 2025

Paper Lady

Photo by Renee Newman

 Paper Lady Unveils New Single "Static" with Exclusive Premiere on The Luna Collective  

Boston’s ethereal indie band Paper Lady is set to release its latest single, "Static," from the debut album Idle Fate on Friday, March 14, with an exclusive premiere on The Luna Collective.
 
"Static" explores the fear of being forgotten, weaving together dreamy, ethereal instrumentation with deeply introspective lyricism. The track features a unique sonic palette, including the omnichord, played by lead vocalist Alli Raina, adding a distinctive texture to the song’s haunting atmosphere.
 
The accompanying music video, directed by Melanie Drew Chambers (known for her work with Cornelia Murr, Razor-N-Tape, and Sarah Goldstone), further enhances the song’s themes of memory and impermanence. The video follows Raina through a stunning landscape, where she carries a basket of apples—symbolizing pieces of herself—that she leaves behind at various points throughout the journey, as if ensuring she will be remembered.
 
“Melanie was amazing to work with. She not only directed the video but also designed all of the props and sets, bringing our vision to life in the most beautiful way,” shares Raina. “We even built the bed used in the video and carried it out to a lake to set it up for one of the scenes. It was a surreal experience.”
 
Adding to the mystique of "Static," its release coincides with the full moon and an eclipse—a cosmic alignment that was purely unintentional but feels serendipitous. “Something similar happened when we were shooting the album cover—we realized it was a supermoon while filming. These unplanned moments feel like magic aligning with our music,” says Raina.
 
The release of "Static" follows the February 7 debut of Paper Lady’s first single, "Silt," and precedes the April 11 release of "Joe Modern," all leading up to the arrival of their debut album, Idle Fate, on May 9.
 
Fans can stream "Static" on all major platforms starting March 14, and watch the music video exclusively on The Luna Collective. For more updates, visit PaperLadyMusic.com and Linktr.ee/paperladymusic.
 
To learn more about Paper Lady, visit PaperLadyMusic.com and Linktr.ee/paperladymusic.
 
ABOUT PAPER LADY:
Paper Lady is an indie dream-rock outfit conjuring enchanting, immersive soundscapes from their home base in Boston, MA. Born in the depths of the Northeast DIY scene in 2019, the band has since become a spellbinding force in the world of ethereal rock and noisy freak folk.
 
The core lineup includes Alli Raina (vocals, primary songwriter, rhythm guitar), Rowan Martin (lead guitar) and Alex Castile (drums) and Taylor Morris (bass), each contributing to the band’s alchemical blend of sound and performance.
 
With influences spanning Mazzy Star, Broadcast, and Jefferson Airplane’s psychedelic explorations, Paper Lady crafts a unique sound that blends dreamy textures with grounded storytelling. Their previous EP, While You Should Be Sleeping, and tracks like “Absentee” and “Return to the Lake” established them as a standout act in the Allston basement show scene, while Idle Fate promises to push their sound into more experimental territory.
 
In 2024, the band wrote and recorded their debut full-length album, Idle Fate, during a retreat in a cabin in upstate New York and at their shared home in Brighton, MA. Self-recorded and self-mixed, the album explores themes of grief, love and fantastical existentialism.
 
Beyond Paper Lady, the band members are prolific creatives in their own right, pursuing solo projects and collaborating with other acts. Their collective artistry makes Paper Lady a true creative community, redefining the boundaries of indie rock and dream pop, and in 2023 the band was nominated for ‘Alt/Indie Artist of the Year’ at the Boston Music Awards. For fans of boundary-pushing music that feels both mystical and deeply human, Paper Lady offers an unforgettable journey.

Friday, March 21, 2025

Hello Dum-Dum

The Great Gazoo!

"Starships were meant to fly, Hands up and touch the sky" - Nicki Minaj, Starships

TGIF! Look it's The Great Gazoo here to impart us with words of wisdom heading into the weekend.

"Yes" these days "Hello Dum-Dum" actually qualify as words of wisdom. If you can't wrap your head around why, well then I guess you...well, never mind.

What's that you say? Who is The Great Gazoo?! Well let me tell ya about The Great Gazoo!

"The Great Gazoo, or simply Gazoo, is a fictional character from the animated series The Flintstones. He first appeared on the show on October 29, 1965. The Great Gazoo was voiced by actor Harvey Korman."

Gazoo would always greet Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble by saying "Hello Dum-Dum" 

Are you getting the picture now? I suspect you are...

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Thursday, March 20, 2025

Michael's Musings

 

I'm Filthy & Gorgeous
Michael Shinafelt

"Sex is a poetic act, it’s a metaphor" - Frank (Sam Rockwell), The White Lotus

In case you aren't partaking in Season Three of The White Lotus, episode five which aired Sunday was how shall one put it? Chock full of carnal knowledge. The less said the better it's a see it for yourself type of to do. 

Anyway said episode is still living rent free in my head, so guess what??? That's correct you are going to get The White Lotus treatment this week. So buckle up Minions here we go!!!

Today is the first day of Spring, happy equinox! 

Frank's (Sam Rockwell) monologue to his friend Rick (Walton Goggins) where he addresses "ladyboys" is one for the ages. I have watched it four times (with more to come)

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants. The more you know...

“Rick, the lady in the airport thought you were my dad, okay? You should get a gentlemen’s facial” —Chelsea (Aimee Lou Wood) to her boyfriend Rick (Walton Goggins) The White Lotus

Get the feeling that Walton Goggins on The White Lotus had a blast playing Rick? I do!

Hear me out...a movie about Jesus' resurrection, but Weekend at Bernie's style, discuss

Prepare for incoming bungholes, that's all

Haiku bukkake. Circle & shoot poetry all over my face.

Woman Crush of the Week - How could it not be Parker Posey for giving us the gift of Victoria Ratliff on The White Lotus.

I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with what I didn't deserve

“You sure know how to treat a burnt-out bitch” —Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) The White Lotus

To those of you who found the brother on brother incest kiss between Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger) and Lochlan (Sam Nivola) "shocking" uh not really. Obviously you are not familiar with VC Andrews and The Flowers in the Attic book series.

So what's Kate's (Leslie Bibb) story on The White Lotus? There's something bubbling under that surface

Now my obsession with The White Lotus episode five of season three has come to a close and aren't you happy?!?!

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Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Hump Day & Chill

Walton Goggins & Sam Rockwell

“So, one night, I took home some girl who turned out to be a ladyboy, which I’d done before, but this time, instead of fucking the ladyboy, the ladyboy fucked me, and It was kind of magical. And I got in my head, what I really wanted was to be one of these Asian girls getting fucked by me, and to feel that."

Forget the incestual kiss between Ratliff Brothers (Patrick Schwarzenegger & Sam Nivola) on Season 3 Episode 5 of The White Lotus. The real deal is the monologue that Frank (Sam Rockwell) delivers to old friend Rick (Walton Goggins) as you can see from the excerpt above it's a doozy!

Thus we are going to Hump Day & Chill to this thing of beauty. 

Personally I was so riveted by it I've watched it three times (and counting) thus far. Not only is it fascinating to hear what is said, it is masterfully delivered by Rockwell and reacted to by Goggins. 

Tell you more? Below is a link to the the entire monologue...

Hump Day & Chill!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniesoteriou/sam-rockwell-white-lotus-monologue-walton-goggins-meme

Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Can You Say Awkward?

Olivia Holt
in
Heart Eyes

How was your St. Patrick's Day celebration? Yeah, I thought you might have pushed it too far.  Thus as we stumble into Tuesday March 18, 2025 can you say "awkward?" Well you'd better step up because as fate would have it today is National Awkward Moments Day, Woot!

Here to commemorate it is Olivia Holt star of the recent Heart Eyes and Cruel Summer season one on Freeform. 

This is what Ms. Holt says was one of her most awkward moments: 

 "One winter I was in Central Park in New York. I'm not used to being around snow — I grew up in Mississippi — and when I went to take a picture, my foot slipped from underneath me and I fell. But not a butt fall, not a stomach fall — a face plant! Like, I ate the snow! I don't get embarrassed easily, but there were tons of people around taking photos, and I was on the ground, laughing for 15 minutes, just covered in snow. You know how everyone crowds around street performers? That was me. My mom was there, my sister was there, and everyone wanted to see what they were laughing at. It was pretty epic."

Create some new memories today and "Get Awkward" 

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Monday, March 17, 2025

Sunday, March 16, 2025

Wilkommen!

MC Joel Grey
in
Cabaret

And now presenting the Kit Kat Boys:

"Here they are!Bobby! Victor!Or is itVictor! and Bobby...You know, there's really only one wat to tell thedifference...I'll show you later.Hans (Oh Hans, go easy on the sauerkraut!)Herrman (You know what's funny about Herrman?There's nothing funny about Herrman!)And, finally, the toast og Mayfir, Fraulein Sally Bowles!
Hello, darlings!
Bliebe, reste, stay!Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
That's Victor.
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret,Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!Fremde, etranger, stranger." - Joel Grey, Cabaret
Wilkommen I'm your Master of Ceremonies and other things. It's my Cabaret Minions...Wilkommen! 
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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Eating Miss Campbell

Troma Entertainment, the longest-running independent movie studio in North America, proudly celebrates the March 11th release of Eating Miss Campbell on Blu-ray. 


For over a half a century, Troma has produced and distributed cinematic masterpieces such as The Toxic AvengerSgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.Class of Nuke 'Em HighCannibal! The Musical, and Tromeo and Juliet. Now Troma founders Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz have a new movie to add to this impressive list: Eating Miss Campbell is a high school horror/comedy with a ravenous appetite for the grotesque.  

Beth Conner (Lyndsey CraineBook of Monsters) is a vegan-goth introvert who attends an elite high school in England. She emerges from her shell when new teacher Miss Campbell (Lala Barlow) arrives on campus. Their affair triggers Beth to develop a new appetite. Let’s just say she’s definitely not a vegan anymore. The new Beth is eager to win the school’s celebrated “All You Can Eat Massacre” contest that has a very unique first prize. Can she devour everything to achieve her dream?   

Eating Miss Campbell turns a dark comic light on posh academia, cannibalism, school violence, child predators, alternate realities, horror movies, and Alec Baldwin. The movie is director Liam Regan’s follow up to My Bloody Banjo, and he brings an English sensibility to the attitude birthed in Tromaville, New Jersey. While not a sequel, Vito Trigo (Return to Nuke 'Em High), Lloyd Kaufman (President of Troma Entertainment and the creator of The Toxic Avenger), Dani Thompson (Video Shop Tales of Terror), and Laurence R. Harvey (The Human Centipede sequels) all reprise their roles from My Bloody Banjo.    

The bonus features include an Introduction from Lloyd Kaufman, audio commentary, a Making Of documentary, deleted scenes, outtakes, a Gore Reel, raw B-Roll, cast interviews, Frightfest Premiere, behind the scenes footage, VFX reel and trailers. 

“A hilarious, knives-out, balls-to-the-wall blood fest from beginning to end." - PopHorror  

4 stars out of 5! "It might just be one of the best high school cannibal movies ever to have been produced." - David Gelmini/Dread Central 


Friday, March 14, 2025

Life Is A Mystery...

Madonna

Do you like mysteries? Good because today you are getting one I tell you what. 

I'm feeling this image of the Madonna today all hail the Queen of Pop! For several reasons mainly in what it speaks to me myself and I.

There is your mystery today I'm not going to tell you what thoughts and emotions this striking photo gives me. I'm sure you have a clue, but not the big picture. Let's just say it evokes some very strong ones about the state of the world, that's all you need to know. 

Now it's time to get on with it and sally forth into Friday...or not. 

TGIF & Such!

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Thursday, March 13, 2025

Michael's Musings

What Am I Doing? I'm Quietly Judging You
Michael Shinafelt

Hello Thursday....and "Yes" I am "Quietly Judging You" you know who you are and you know why. If you are clueless I'm sorry I can't be of assistance with that. 

So get off of my cloud and find someone else who wants to put up with your tomfoolery. Time to shift my energy...join me?

 FYI The "P" in my name stands for patience, that's why it's not there 

Attention Texas: How many times do you need to be told human existence is not a felony?!

One thing I do know is nobody ever invaded a country in the name of Satan

Keep calm and watch Horror Movies! Words to live by

Do you ever stop and ask yourself: What would Skeletor do?

Always remember when people can't get what the want from you they will recruit others to hate you

I guess DOGEs actual proof of fraud is buried somewhere in the Epstein Files, right?

Is there such a thing as too much fabulousness? Think about it, but not too much

Woman Crush of the Week - Speaking of fabulous Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen in Snow White, that's all

The upcoming vampire flick Sinners looks like it doesn't suck ("yes" the pun was intended)

I don't owe you me. If you get any me, cherish that shit.

When anyone leaves their home they should get a trophy for participation, discuss

BTW smart men don't need to tell you how smart they are. Con men do.

They say the French eat snails because they detest fast food

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