Seventeen Days Until, You Know...

The Stockings Were Hung...
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Seth Rogen, Santa Claus & James Franco

The countdown to Christmas has heated up with a mere seventeen days until the Holiday of Holidays arrives. Thus I thought it would be fun to show a weird Celebrity Christmas Card.

Bare witness (literally) to James Franco and Seth Rogen sitting on Santa's lap, uh, naked. Except for the stockings hung by the, never mind. Nudity, it's what Christmas is all about, and giving, something to Santa perhaps? Yeah, that's the ticket.

Does this make visions of sugar plums dance in your heads? It's giving me visions of something that's for sure!

With Christmas almost here, what do you want Santa to stuff your stocking with? "Yes" that was a euphemism.

Ho, ho, ho...

Christmas on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas

James Franco's Self Love

It's Better With A Friend
Keegan Allen & James Franco

"When I think about you I touch myself" - 

I Touch Myself, Divinyls 

Fact: Celebrities have sex too, as if you didn't already know that. Sometimes they have it with others and sometimes they are so busy that they only have time for some self love.

Judging from James Franco's comments regarding the subject matter I am guessing he's fly's solo more than playing well with others. "Yes" moments in bed with the likes of Keegan Allen of Pretty Little Liars fame are far and few between for James and his Franco. 

Here is what he has to say about how he let's go:

"It's like you have those days where it's just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you're just like, okay, I'm going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that."

Get it? Got It? Good...Now you have the image of Franco going to his happy place lodged in your brain with no chance of banishment.

Chill out, as James would say "Relax!" 

James on Facebook at:
https://www.facebook.com/JamesFranco 

Let's Get Naked, Celebrities Gone Wild!!!

First Kim Kardashian "broke the internet" with her Paper Magazine cover featuring her bountiful booty. Which was then followed-up immediately by a full frontal nude shot. Nothing says hamster like Kim K's vagina. 

As quickly as Kim bared all James Franco and Seth Rogen show us what their bodies look like head to toe with their frontal nudity pixelated, damn you pixelation! Promoting their appearance on what looks to be a comedic episode of Discovery Channel's Naked and Afraid airing December 7th. Which in turn is promoting their movie The Interview opening Christmas Day. 

Whose The Bigger Man? Franco or Rogen?

Say all of that three times fast, c'mon I dare you!

KK's ass I must say was eye popping to say the least, and I bet if you got too close that could be a quite literal statement. I immediately thought of the song Big Bottom from the movie This Is Spinal Tap upon seeing it in all it's photo shop glory. For the uninitiated check out these lyrics from the song below and you'll understand. 

"Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?" - "Big Bottom" Spinal Tap


Upon first view of the image of James Franco and his bromance Seth Rogen I thought: Three way. Seriously they both have nice natural looking Male bodies and each have some mojo happening.

Now if only they would let us see what is behind those F#@king pixels...!!!

T.G.I.F. - have a terrific weekend!

Take It Off! With:

Kim Kardashian: https://www.facebook.com/KimKardashian
James Franco: http://instagram.com/jamesfrancotv
Seth Rogen: http://instagram.com/sethrogen

Is Megan Fox A Vampire Lesbian?

Bloody Megan Fox & Bald James Franco

While surfing the Internet I stumbled upon this, quite eye catching photo of Megan Fox with her Director/Co-Star James Franco getting into character on the set of her upcoming film Zeroville.

It didn't hurt that this image courtesy of Franco's Instagram was captioned "Vampyros Lesbos" and features Fox and another actress covered in blood and James sandwiched between them.

Yes a few of my favorite things vampires, blood, James Franco & Megan Fox all in one on set photo, I'm so in!

Franco enthusiastically fawned over his co-star by stating: "Megan Foxy is the best!"

Zeroville is based off of Steve Erickson's 2007 novel by the same name, which follows the story of a young actor arriving in Hollywood in 1969 "during a transitional time in the industry." The film also stars Franco's younger brother Dave Franco, and his partner in bromance Seth Rogan.

Color me intrigued...

Keep current with James & Zeroville on Instagram at: 

http://instagram.com/jamesfrancotv