|#TBT: Take A Bow|
Today is the last day of the first month of 2019 - if this is any indicator of how the rest of the year is going to play out, damn slow the F#ck down! I need to take some time to smell the napalm in the morning. Or at the very least how fresh my clothes smell after I wash them, that's the practical choice. Fresh clothes smell for the win Alex.
Time to dive in...
Hello January 31st 2019!
We all know now what many have suspected, Tori Spelling is a Unicorn
The Superbowl is this Sunday, so there's that
When people tell me to go to Hell, Uh, I can't. Satan has a restraining order against me
Make out naked
If life knocks you down, get back up and tell it "You hit like a bitch"
Tomorrow is another day. The more you know.
Your legs are like jam, you can't spread them just a little
Sending positive energy Jussie Smollett's way
MAGA my ass!
Celine Dion, worth it, or not? Discuss...
It only takes two, but wait till you try three
Maroon 5 declined to do a press conference regarding the Superbowl in case you care
Apparently you can now sue people for accidentally colliding with you on the ski slope, things that make me go yawn
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