Thursday, December 19, 2024
Michael's Musings
Thursday, December 12, 2024
Michael's Musings
- Cher, DJ Play A Christmas Song
Thursday, December 5, 2024
Michael's Musings
Be Extra Michael Shinafelt |
The countdown to Christmas has begun with a scant twenty days left, what to do and oh bother etc, etc...
Feeling overwhelmed? Then bend it like I do! That's me at Akbar in Silverlake, CA imbibing on a gin martini straight up two olives. What's on your agenda?
If you see me dancing in public don't judge me I just escaped some dark places
Farrah Fawcett said it best in Charlie's Angels: "I am not a yo-yo"
Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal
The real border crisis we're having in America is the one between church and state
Run the homecoming queen has a gun, and a tube on lipstick
I caved and wen to see Wicked in IMAX at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood...consider my mind blown!
When you see someone crying ask if it's because of their haircut
People just don't moon each other the way they used to
Woman Crush of the Week - Cynthia Erivo in Wicked she was off the hook amazing!
You have to die to live, think about it but not too much
Do you like Gladiator Movies? Asking for a friend
I'm late to the party but I am now on TikTok: @michaelshinafelt
Would you let the Prince of Sweden top you?
Thoughts and prayers I'm going to do some Christmas shopping today
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Thursday, November 21, 2024
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Thursday, November 14, 2024
Michael's Musings
Flowin', Glowin', Electric Eyes
Michael Shinafelt
"We're gonna groove to Horton Hears a Who-who, I couldn't ask for another, No, I couldn't ask for another" - Groove Is In The Heart, Deee-Lite
After this long past week grooving to Horton Hears a Who sounds Dee-lightful, but after taking some time this guy has made some other plans. F#ck around and find out as I always say, and just did, moving forward never straight!
Make art, do spells, F#ck the system, that's all
The Bitches are back! Translation The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres this Tuesday!!!
Men invented God because they cannot stand that women create life, the more you know
The horrors persist, but so do I...
Aren't you getting real sick of underwear & responsibilities?!
Saw Emilia Perez on Netflix, amazing!!!
Always be the calmest person in the room and know more than anyone thinks you do
rEVOLution...
Woman Crush of the Week - Zoe Saldana in Emilia Perez, so great, so beautiful!
I'm about to "I will not accept a life I do not deserve" today. Thanks Maxine Minx
Why do people get upset when you ask them which sauce they would taste best with? A person should know
Do you wanna shock? Discuss...
If my existence offends you, imagine how I feel about your outdated opinions
Did you know when dolphins communicate with each other they use many slur words for humans?
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Thursday, November 7, 2024
Michael's Musings
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?" - Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd
Thursday, October 31, 2024
Michael's Musings
They're All Diabolical Bozos
Michael Shinafelt
"If you've ever wondered why the population's going down, Blame it on the plunder from the likes of the killer klowns" - Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Happy Halloween Minions! I spied one of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space this week on Hollywood Blvd. in Nivessa Vinyl Records. I took a quick photo op with him before he tried to grab me an take me away in his circus tent spaceship...Yikes! Luckily I escaped and am here to celebrate Halloween with all of you.
Tonight I will be doing my usual tradition of watching my favorite horror movie of all time the original Halloween from 1978. What will you be doing???...Boo!!!
At the end of the hall I wait for your soul, the more you know
The hills are alive with the sound of F#ck This! That's all.
Your joke is factually incorrect. A guide to dying alone, indeed
Ever want the hobo to watch?
Remember pretty soon we have to go away for another year
Saw Daddio with Dakota Johnson & Sean Penn on Netflix. I really like it and the rapport between Johnson and Penn was amazing
The Ides of Mariah Carey will soon be upon us...
Your hand is just too short, discuss
Woman Crush of the Week - Halle Berry as a bewitching witch, have to believe she is magic!
Caught Olivia Rodrigo in concert on Netflix, I am now officially one of the "Livies"
While visions of Bruce Campbell danced in my head...
I voted yesterday...Harris/Walz 2024!!!
Happy Belated 53rd Birthday to Winona Ryder, "Yes" this makes me feel older
Well I'm off to get supplies for my date with Michael Myers this evening...
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Thursday, October 24, 2024
Michael's Musings
Every step you take, I'll be watching you...
Thursday, October 17, 2024
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Thursday, October 10, 2024
Michael's Musings
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Michael Shinafelt
"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste" - Sympathy For The Devil, The Rolling Stones
Tis the season for the Devil fa la la la la etc...Recently I was called Satan in Disguise by someone who really doesn't know anything, about anything. They got it wrong, actually I am pure living evil. Thank you, Michael has left the building he has havoc to spread...
Nudes are flowers for men, that's all
Being alone has a power that very few people can handle
If you act like you know what you're doing, you can do anything you want - except neurosurgery
The first time I saw you I made a pact with myself: "I will avoid loving you until you learn to love yourself" White Rabbit to Alice, Alice in Wonderland
I've always been a femme fatale. That's my job.
You have to give them hope. That's the one thing people don't have right now
The Black Cat at the Halloween carnival had a hissing booth
Law & Order: SVU is back Yay!
Woman Crush of the Week - Traci Lords in the psychological horror film Excision. Great flick great performance.
I love flowers & murder, the more you know...
Every time you put up a Christmas tree before December, Mariah Carey eats the soul of one of Santa's elves
The first thing a cult does is tell you everyone else is lying
Usually, I tell people that they broke up with me, because essentially, they did. Because they made me do that - Lana Del Rey
She was marked with the curse of those who slink and court and kill by night
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Thursday, October 3, 2024
Michael's Musings
No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller!
Michael Shinafelt
"The foulest stench is in the air, The funk of forty thousand years, And grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom" - Thriller
28 days until Halloween...shivering with anticipation!
Text a random phone number this message: "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"
PS your inner child is fatter then mine. That's all.
Perhaps the journey isn't about becoming anything. Perhaps it's about unbecoming everything that isn't really you.
Finally saw the documentary Scream Queen! My Nightmare On Elm Street! About Nightmare On Elm Street 2 - highly recommended for fans of the genre (like me)
I've decided to stop wearing glasses, I've seen enough
FYI Smart people don't tell you how smart they are (and good people don't tell you how good they are)
You are the tequila, not the lime...the more you know
Woman Crush of the Week - Lindsay Lohan in honor of today being Mean Girls Day!
Rewatched Whatever Happened To Baby Jane with Bette Davis & Joan Crawford yesterday. Such a great movie.
Mark your calendars horror fiends. Neve Campbell is back for Scream 7 opening February 27, 2026...can't wait!
Loving Lady Gaga's cover of The Show Must Go On
BTW it looks like Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters are returning for season 13 of American Horror Story
RIP Kris Kristofferson
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Thursday, September 26, 2024
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Thursday, September 19, 2024
Michael's Musings
Which One Will I Be Today??? Michael Shinafelt |
Thursday, September 12, 2024
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Thursday, September 5, 2024
Michael's Musings
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Everything is unfolding in divine order...
Indeed!
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Thursday, August 22, 2024
Michael's Musings
I'm Not Selling Cheap...
Michael Shinafelt
Current Mood: Oh, make me over,I'm all I want to be, A walking study, In demonology...that's all...
OK, am I the only one who is undewhelmed by the Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars duet Die With A Smile?!
Beware of the Giraffe Of Doom!!!
Change is hard. But staying somwhere you don't belong will literally destroy you
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, it surprises me how many people bring a knife on a date
BTW mine is completely broke too
Yep, it's another miserable childless day for me and my fellow cat people
Eat, Drink and Shut Up!!!
Know your role and fall in line, the conga line naturally
Woman Crush of the Week - Rewatched Splendor in the Grass so this shout out is to my eternal crush Natalie Wood, she is amazing!
The hardest words to write or say are usually the best ones
Your haters can't stand to see you happy...SMILE!
As one chapter ends, another begins, is that awesome or what???
Is anyone surprised that Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck are divorcing? Yeah, I thought not...
Time to beat the heat, what do you think I am doing to accomplish this???
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Thursday, August 15, 2024
Michael's Musings
White Guys For Kamala Michael Shinafelt |
Harris/Walz 2024! Live it, learn it, make it a reality!
Woman Crush of the Week - A legend has left us. RIP to the amazing Gena Rowlands
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