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I'm Filthy & Gorgeous
Michael Shinafelt

"Sex is a poetic act, it’s a metaphor" - Frank (Sam Rockwell), The White Lotus

In case you aren't partaking in Season Three of The White Lotus, episode five which aired Sunday was how shall one put it? Chock full of carnal knowledge. The less said the better it's a see it for yourself type of to do. 

Anyway said episode is still living rent free in my head, so guess what??? That's correct you are going to get The White Lotus treatment this week. So buckle up Minions here we go!!!

Today is the first day of Spring, happy equinox! 

Frank's (Sam Rockwell) monologue to his friend Rick (Walton Goggins) where he addresses "ladyboys" is one for the ages. I have watched it four times (with more to come)

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants. The more you know...

“Rick, the lady in the airport thought you were my dad, okay? You should get a gentlemen’s facial” —Chelsea (Aimee Lou Wood) to her boyfriend Rick (Walton Goggins) The White Lotus

Get the feeling that Walton Goggins on The White Lotus had a blast playing Rick? I do!

Hear me out...a movie about Jesus' resurrection, but Weekend at Bernie's style, discuss

Prepare for incoming bungholes, that's all

Haiku bukkake. Circle & shoot poetry all over my face.

Woman Crush of the Week - How could it not be Parker Posey for giving us the gift of Victoria Ratliff on The White Lotus.

I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with what I didn't deserve

“You sure know how to treat a burnt-out bitch” —Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) The White Lotus

To those of you who found the brother on brother incest kiss between Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger) and Lochlan (Sam Nivola) "shocking" uh not really. Obviously you are not familiar with VC Andrews and The Flowers in the Attic book series.

So what's Kate's (Leslie Bibb) story on The White Lotus? There's something bubbling under that surface

Now my obsession with The White Lotus episode five of season three has come to a close and aren't you happy?!?!

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What Am I Doing? I'm Quietly Judging You
Michael Shinafelt

Hello Thursday....and "Yes" I am "Quietly Judging You" you know who you are and you know why. If you are clueless I'm sorry I can't be of assistance with that. 

So get off of my cloud and find someone else who wants to put up with your tomfoolery. Time to shift my energy...join me?

 FYI The "P" in my name stands for patience, that's why it's not there 

Attention Texas: How many times do you need to be told human existence is not a felony?!

One thing I do know is nobody ever invaded a country in the name of Satan

Keep calm and watch Horror Movies! Words to live by

Do you ever stop and ask yourself: What would Skeletor do?

Always remember when people can't get what the want from you they will recruit others to hate you

I guess DOGEs actual proof of fraud is buried somewhere in the Epstein Files, right?

Is there such a thing as too much fabulousness? Think about it, but not too much

Woman Crush of the Week - Speaking of fabulous Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen in Snow White, that's all

The upcoming vampire flick Sinners looks like it doesn't suck ("yes" the pun was intended)

I don't owe you me. If you get any me, cherish that shit.

When anyone leaves their home they should get a trophy for participation, discuss

BTW smart men don't need to tell you how smart they are. Con men do.

They say the French eat snails because they detest fast food

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Have You Ever Dreamt Of A Better Version Of Yourself?
Michael Shinafelt

Well the 97th Academy Awards were this past Sunday and Social Media is still buzzing with regard to how Demi Moore was robbed of the Best Actress Oscar for the Substance. She lost to Mikey Madison for Anora. 

My favorite quip online: "Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is quite literally the plot of The Substance" 

I agree with this 100%! So let's put the Oscar win in perspective. In a couple of years no one will be discussing Mikey Madison and Anora, they will however be discussing Demi Moore and The Substance forever. It was a complete game changer, enough said.

Today let's all be "Marked Safe" from whatever the media says we should currently live in fear of, that's all

Madonna is doing a sequel album to Confessions On A Dance Floor. I can't wait! IMO that was the last truly good music she made.

Sorry for being a joyful little maniac about creating a life I love. It will happen again.

It's shocking people are comparing Trump to Satan. Yes, he's evil. but certainly not as evil as Trump

What if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent? Discuss...

Current Mood: I want to bite people, there's that

Have you said "Thank You" once? Think about it, but not too much

Creativity gets us out of ourselves and into the making of something. In the making, we are free to be ourselves. 

Woman Crush of the Week - Oscar Nominee Isabella Rossellini for being the Queen she is and wearing a Blue Velvet dress to honor Filmmaker David Lynch at the ceremony

"Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easy’ and ‘women are the worst’ I think this guy needs _____ the blank is yours to fill in.

One of my favorite films Cruel Intentions was released 26 years ago on March the 4th. Don't judge me.

David Arquette will be back as Deputy Dewey for Scream 7. Huh? (if you know, you know)

Happy Marid Gras! I've been to New Orleans for it. What happens at Mardi Gras stays at Mardi Gras

Different day, different you

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Where Do We Go From Here???
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"Life is so strange when you don't know, How can you tell where you're going to? You can't be sure of any situation Something could change and then you won't know" - Missing Persons, Destination Unknown 

Indeed, moving on...

Sad to hear of the passing of Michelle Trachtenberg Rest In Power Georgina Sparks 

The reason that they are talking about you behind your back is because when they talk about themselves, no one cares. The more you know.

While the world crumbles and chaos reigns somewhere right now in the United States there's a skating rink playing Xanadu, there is still hope

Ever think about the shady places you've been to, and all the crazy shit you did for fun and wonder how the Hell you are still alive? All the time...

Saw The Monkey, everyone dies and that's messed up

The Gulf Of Depeche Mode, that's all

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home 

"F#king C#nt" made it's triumphant return on RHOBH this week! It seems to be Dorit's jam.

Woman Crush of the Week - Jasmine Crockett for her sanity and leadership during these crazy times

TGIT or as I refer to it Law & Order: SVU day, woot!!! 

The Oscars are Sunday I have two words to say with regard to this: Demi Moore

Honk if you love expensive caviar, do it and do it now!

Do it like that, but without the sinister part...

Why does no one speak of pavilion's anymore???

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It's A Strange World...
Michael Shinafelt

"Calling occupants of interplanetary craft. Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft" - The Carpenters, Calling Occupants

Yesterday I was in Beverly Hills, CA having lunch at The Cheesecake Factory with one of my oldest and dearest Julie McMahon. While walking back through the Mean Streets of Beverly I came across an alien (pictured above.)

Life is strange and you never know what can happen along the way. Appearances are meaningless. I'll never explain again...

Where you go depends a good deal on where you want to get to

I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person. I've found my new spirit animal!

Remember Elektra Woman and Dyna Girl? I do and apparently Facebook knows this, that's all

Looked at my bookshelf yesterday I have everything from Anais Nin, Dominique Dunne, William Shakespeare, Dr, Seuss to Biographies on it and thought: Makes Sense

Whilst in Beverly Hills yesterday "I See Waymo's" (driverless taxis) 

The biggest illusion that someone can ever pull of is that they are stress free

A single song can bring back a thousand memories, the more you know 

Saturday Night Live turned 50 and they had a special to celebrate it, discuss...

Woman Crush of the Week - Meryl Streep who was so brilliant in the Close Encounters skit on the SNL 50th Anniversary Special!

The Monkey opens tomorrow at my local The Vista, guess where I am spending part of my weekend?!

Are we not men? We are DEVO! 

Answer: Demi Moore Question: This is what a star looks like

Erika Jayne is so chill this season on RHOBH 

Speaking of chill...time for some lemon water

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Lucky Star
Michael Shinafelt

"When you wish upon a star, Makes no difference who you are, Anything your heart desires, Will come to you" - When You Wish Upon A Star

This past weekend I visited the Magic Kingdom at Disneyworld in Orlando, FL  with one of my oldest and dearest friends Karen Castrischer-Stegall, it was indeed magic! The above photo is of me watching the fireworks show, Karen being the savvy photog she is captured the moment. Looking up into the night sky with the colorful, happy light display brought joy and hope to my being and made me think dreams and wishes do indeed come true.

People say I'm unable to multi task..but I can piss you off and amuse myself all at the same time

Rectal Possession and Demon Flatulence, that's all

Well here we are, that's all you need to know

"The Monkey looks amazing!! Can't wait to see it!

Back in black, mellow in yellow, pretty in pink...blah blah blah

I miss writing poetry, i need to start at it again

So I guess the Superbowl was this past Sunday. I was on a airboat tour on the Kissimmee River in FL at the time

Define your values and beliefs. It will be an incredible guide on the road forward and a tool to help with reflection.

Woman Crush of the Week - Margaret Cho who's new music album Lucky Gift drops February 14th!

Looks like Anora is now the official front runner for Best Picture

There's no pain like the monkey on your back

Dorit Kemsley via RHOBH would be wise to listen to Bozoma and Erika and approach PK like the enemy

Rewatched season one of Euphoria still one of the best shows ever!!!

Now where did I put that star? I need a wish and it's gold

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Be Your Own Work Of Art...
Michael Shinafelt

I have immersed myself in peaceful creative energy of late. That does not mean that I am unaware of what's happening in the world around me. It simply means there has to be a balance. One of the things I did as you can see above, was to hit the apps and make myself a work of art.

Remember we each are our own work of art, and while chaos surrounds us anchor yourself and make a portrait of yourself for yourself, however you like and whatever that means to you. Now what to call my portrait? It's got the "sex vibe" going thus I was thinking "Sexually Fluid" or simply "Sexual Fluid" what do you think???

Repeat after me "I will commit the sin of empathy today" 

FYI Never take criticism from anyone you wouldn't take advice from, the more you know

Isn't Sutton Stracke's Mom on RHOBH a scream? Literally she is like something out of a horror movie!

Been binging Younger on Netflix, it is just what I need at this place and time and Sutton Foster is wonderful in it

No, I will not go on a hike with you. Yes, I will walk 10 miles a day at Disney, that's all

M3gan 2.0 is back to terrorize us on June 27th! While I did not find the first one scary I did enjoy the mayhem!

Elon Musk calling out others for illegal deeds while he is trying to carry out a coup really defines the sociopath 

One of my favorite slasher flicks Valentine turned 24 years old on February 2nd, discuss

Woman Crush of the Week - Grammy Winner Chappell Roan for being fearless!

It's Law and Order: SVU day! Worship accordingly

Happy Black History Month Minions!

Do all you can, by all the means you can. to all the people you can, in all the places you can, as long as ever you can

"I'm not afraid. It's the wizard who should be afraid of me" - Elphaba, Wicked

Time to finish up head to yoga then finish up binging Younger today...

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Michael Shinafelt

I suppose one could qualify the above quote straight outta Dorothy Parker as a "Current Mood" type of thing given the climate. Hey, one always has to be ready for a take down these days and honestly it's not that hard to do given the mindset of most people.

Yeah, I was born ready baby! Hi ho, hi ho, it's time for the more one knows...

Please do not feed the pigs, that's all

These days I watch serial killer documentaries to relax, discuss

Why is gay bashing considered free speech but saying Happy Holidays is religious persecution?!

Plant City here I come!!!

Did you ever think you'd see the day when eggs were like contraband

Cardi B got her butt crack pierced, and aren't you happy???

How can you defund cancer research and claim you are pro life

Pee Wee Herman comes out posthumously in his documentary. Uh, I never thought he was in.

Woman Crush of the Week - Reese Witherspoon as Bradley Jackson on The Morning Show.

Her portrayal of this multi faceted character is pitch perfect!

Josh Lucas is so hot on Palm Royale!!!

Have you seen the commercial Cher did for Uber Eats? Epic!

It's Thursday, or as I refer to it Law & Order: SVU day, so there!

So if my friends lose rights and you are okay with that or celebrate it, get the F#ck out of my life!!!

Now for some peace of mind, "Yes" I mean yoga at the cemetery 

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What? Me Worry?!
Michael Shinafelt

Remember the Grimace character from McDonald's back in the day? Well in case you don't that's him behind yours truly. Unlike him though I am actually grimacing, he's smiling what a happy guy.

Presently I am not, and I expect to grimace a lot for the next long four years...that's all.

Uh, if the January 6th riot was ANTIFA, BLM and FBI agents, why did Trump pardon them???

Do to personal reasons, I will be shining brightly & unapologetically for the foreseeable future, that's all

Yes! Demi Moore got an Academy Award nomination for The Substance, my favorite film and performance of the year!

Congratulations to amazing Zoe Saldana on her first Oscar Nomination for her turn in Emilia Perez

I'm still reeling over the passing of David Lynch I have so many great memories tied to him and his films. One of them was attending the Los Angeles premiere of Wild At Heart

FYI unattended children will be given a Red Bull and taught to swear

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

Me and Michelle Obama did the same thing this past Monday 

Woman Crush of the Week - Bishop Mariann Budde. Thank you for speaking the truth and letting love rule!

A belated Birthday wish to Exorcist legend Linda Blair. While The Exorcist never scared me it is an excellent piece of filmmaking 

Whether you liked Joker: Folie a Deaux or not Joaquin Phoenix does not deserve that Razzie nomination for worst actor, so there! 

Hello tippy toes, now bring me a gin martini straight up two olives

Take a breath, do your best, live...

I'm off to Google images of Tom Hardy nude and aren't you happy?!

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Good Vibes Only Please
Michael Shinafelt

Like my T-Shirt says "Good Vibes Only Please" living in Los Angeles, CA is stressful of late to say the least and personally I am tired of the negativity some cretins have aimed at the city and it's residents.

The bad mojo of false facts, politicizing a devastating situation and the fake AI images are not funny, they are in fact quite ignorant and damaging. If you or anyone you know have participated in these repellent activities please move on you are not welcome here...to the rest of you who have reached out, thank you for your compassion and "Good Vibes"

FYI if trans people wanted to groom your kids they would have joined churches and become pastors and priests, the more you know...

Whoever said the Bible is the greatest story ever told never heard about my trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, that's all

The person who put the "S" in fast food is a marketing genius

You are a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Finally got to see The Last Showgirl, Pamela Anderson is a revelation!

Do you believe in annoyed at first site? I do.

Can't afford a vacation? Drink tequila until you don't know where you are...!!!

For the record I don't chase, I attract. What belongs to me will find me. Simple.

Woman Crush of the Week - Bozoma Saint John from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She is a welcome breath of fresh air, not to mention she is savagely funny! (sorry to hear she lost her home in the LA Fires)

Looking forward to seeing Fear Street: Prom Queen when it hits Netflix

Now I understand why chickens wake up and scream

Why has Trump been found guilty and the American People are the ones with a four year sentence?!?!

A big thank you to all the firefighters and first responders out there who are working tirelessly to keep Los Angeles and it's residents safe.

I'm off to yoga at Hollywood Forever Cemetery to send some "Good Vibes" out into the world

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Before I Agree To 2025 I Want
To Read The Terms And Conditions
Michael Shinafelt
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So we have arrived in 2025, how was your NYE? Was it everything you dreamed? Mine was, I spent it on the couch watching movies on streaming services until 10 pm, then it was off to Neverland (with the help of some Advil PM)

I woke the next morning looked to the sky and thought: "We'll see how this year goes" true story...what's on your 2025 agenda???

FYI I don't make New Year's resolutions, they set you up to fail. I set goals every month all year long. That's all.

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were a disgusting whore. The more you know...

I don't chase, I attract. What belongs to me will find me.

Caught Blink Twice the directorial debut of Zoe Kravitz. There's that.

If it doesn't help me to grow or flow, it's a no

Also caught Juror #2 directed by Clint Eastwood....loved it!!!

New Year, New Me, I'm gonna be worse (you have been warned)

As I predicted Demi Moore is now a contender for an Academy Award nomination for The Substance

Woman Crush of The Week - Courtney Cox for her performance in Shining Vale. She really captures the chaos of the creative process

The Word Used To Describe Someone Offended By Memes: Little Bitch

I'm going to visit you tonight, that's all you need to know

What's your favorite movie you've seen this year? Mine? The Substance

I've been having some really weird and stressful dreams of late, how about you?

Kicking of the New Year with yoga at Hollywood Forever Cemetery this ayem

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Being You, The Myth
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Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas yesterday! I did what everyone in Los Angeles does for Christmas. "Yes" I went to the movies.

Now that it's all over, moving into 2025 it's time to take inventory of yourself and tend to you! It's the one thing you truly own and you need to make sure it's paid in full.

F#ck being demure. Be as bold, brave and weird as you can, that's all

If Jesus was the son of Mary and Jesus was the lamb of God. Does that mean Mary had a little lamb? Asking for a friend 

People just don't moon each other the way the used to (sigh)

Oh, you're wondering what movie I saw yesterday? Babygirl with Nicole Kidman, quite good and quite provocative

Finally got around to seeing The Whale with Brendan Fraser. He definitely deserved the Best Oscar Actor for it, amazing!

Remembering the great George Michael, it has been eight  years since his passing yesterday

309 day until Halloween...

So Carry-On is one on Netflix's biggest hits. I watched it Christmas Eve I couldn't get into it. Jason Bateman was terrific as the villain though!

Woman Crush of the Week - Nicole Kidman who is the perfect "Babygirl"

In case you were wondering I'm Team Blake Lively

Christopher Nolan is filming Homer's The Odyssey coming July 17th 2026...I can't wait!!!

Have you seen the video for Kim Kardashian's cover of Santa Baby? It's like John Waters and David Lynch had a love child

And now for something completely different...

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Popular! I know about popular!
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Well, well, well this has indeed been one of the best Birthday weeks I've ever had! If I gave you the details I would have to silence you...NOT! 

Getting older does not mean you act your age necessarily, but it does mean you are more responsible. So let's boogie! 

If you want religion in schools, I want the IRS in churches, that's all

Margaritas: a cold refreshing alternative to being annoyed by everyone

Everybody have fun tonight, everybody ______ the blank is yours to fill in

Binging Gossip Girl again (the original series) I can't get enough of it!

I had a grilled cheese sandwich on sour dough with garlic aioli and avocado with a side of fries for my Birthday lunch yesterday, delicious!!!

What do I do to get in the Holiday Spirit? Sit on a bearded man's lap & tell him what I want

This Christmas I'm giving people batteries with a note: Gift Not Included

I have reached the age where my brain says "you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the Hell, let's see what happens"

Woman Crush of the Week: Dorit Kemsley for her epic takedown of Camille Grammer calling her a C U Next Tuesday (several times) on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The one thing I didn't get that I wanted for my Birthday? Tom Hardy naked 

Anyone want to be my downward dog???

Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you

Tip: If you drink a bottle of wine before walking your dog. it feels like they are helping you solve a crime. The more you know.

Speaking of crime I'm off to do some dirty deeds done dirt cheap

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DJ Play A Christmas Song...
Michael Shinafelt

"It's cold outside, but it's warm in here, And that's the only thing I want this year"
- Cher, DJ Play A Christmas Song

What do you want for Christmas this year Minions? Honestly I haven't given it any thought. I guess I should since it's a scant thirteen days away. Oh well, moving on...

Unfortunately some people were not put here to evolve. They are here to remind you what it looks like if you don't

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help

If you drink pickle juice from a jar you may want to check yourself before you wreck yourself

Don't believe everything  you read on the Internet - William Shakespeare 

Krampus is my boo, the more you know...

Based on the Golden Globe nominations it seems The Substance is Oscar bound, YES!!!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you stuffed it underneath the floorboards

If you can't send a Christmas card this year try offering something else (use your imagination *wink*)

Woman Crush of the Week - Pamela Anderson on receiving a Golden Globe nomination for The Last Showgirl, so happy for her!

So far the only "drama" on RHOBH has been Dorit ripping into Kyle like a hungry werewolf 

Keep yourself safe because no one has the right to say sh!t about you

A soul mate is someone who inspires you to complete yourself

Evil Dead Burn headed your way in 2026!

Speaking of burning, time to throw another log on the fire, baby it's cold outside!

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Be Extra
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The countdown to Christmas has begun with a scant twenty days left, what to do and oh bother etc, etc...

Feeling overwhelmed? Then bend it like I do! That's me at Akbar in Silverlake, CA imbibing on a gin martini straight up two olives. What's on your agenda?

If you see me dancing in public don't judge me I just escaped some dark places  

Farrah Fawcett said it best in Charlie's Angels: "I am not a yo-yo"

Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal

The real border crisis we're having in America is the one between church and state

Run the homecoming queen has a gun, and a tube on lipstick

I caved and wen to see Wicked in IMAX at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood...consider my mind blown!

When you see someone crying ask if it's because of their haircut

People just don't moon each other the way they used to

Woman Crush of the Week - Cynthia Erivo in Wicked she was off the hook amazing!

You have to die to live, think about it but not too much

Do you like Gladiator Movies? Asking for a friend

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Would you let the Prince of Sweden top you?

Thoughts and prayers I'm going to do some Christmas shopping today

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"Just Like Fire"
Michael Shinafelt

While Sagittarius Season does not officially begin until tomorrow I'm going to kick it off today. Why? Because, well I am a Sagittarian so there! 

I am more on the downhill slope of it, December 18th and as the meme above says, I'm "Just Like Fire" and being that Sagittarius is a fire sign, I'm very mindful, very aware...come let's jump into my inferno shall we??? Take the leap!

I found something and it's vibrating, the more you know

Make America Think Again, that's all

Whilst I am not a fan of Dorit Kemsley her laying into Kyle Richards on the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was epic and deserved!

Hey, who wants to sneak into Heaven and pet all the dogs with me?

Miley Cyrus has a new concept album on the way called "Something Beautiful" YES!!!

Into the music I go, to lose my mind, and find my soul

TMI Time: I wanna be Tom Hardy's G.U.Y. (Guy Under You) 

So if God is turns out to be real I'm willing to give him a chance to apologize

Woman Crush of the Week - The iconic Bo Derek (who was one of my first woman crushes) who turned 68 yesterday. She will always be a 10!!!

Another highlight of the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was Kathy Hilton giving Death Becomes Her vibes

Always stop and smell the roses, unless you happen to be allergic, there's that

Hiss until you get used to it, that's all you need to know

Finally Fleetwood Mac is getting a documentary, what took so long???

Everybody loves a pajama party!!!

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Flowin', Glowin', Electric Eyes
Michael Shinafelt

"We're gonna groove to Horton Hears a Who-who, I couldn't ask for another, No, I couldn't ask for another" - Groove Is In The Heart, Deee-Lite

After this long past week grooving to Horton Hears a Who sounds Dee-lightful, but after taking some time this guy has made some other plans. F#ck around and find out as I always say, and just did, moving forward never straight!

Make art, do spells, F#ck the system, that's all

The Bitches are back! Translation The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres this Tuesday!!!

Men invented God because they cannot stand that women create life, the more you know

The horrors persist, but so do I...

Aren't you getting real sick of underwear & responsibilities?!

Saw Emilia Perez on Netflix, amazing!!!

Always be the calmest person  in the room and know more than anyone thinks you do

rEVOLution...

Woman Crush of the Week - Zoe Saldana in Emilia Perez, so great, so beautiful! 

I'm about to "I will not accept a life I do not deserve" today. Thanks Maxine Minx 

Why do people get upset when you ask them which sauce they would taste best with? A person should know

Do you wanna shock? Discuss...

If my existence offends you, imagine how I feel about your outdated opinions

Did you know when dolphins communicate with each other they use many slur words for humans?

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Michael's Musings

"I Wish I Were Dumb Enough
To Be Happy Today"
Michael Shinafelt

This is dedicated to the a certain percentage of Americans:

"Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?" - Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd 

Time to move on, and hope for the best. I hear they can't wait to start work on Project 2025.  They told you who they are...

I wish I could pull the sad out of you 

How did I spend yesterday? Binging Sex and the City and drinking wine

My big fat _____ should be on Ozempic (the blank is yours to fill in)

Seeing as how I failed as a Disney Prince, I am now a witch, the more you know

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know - Ernest Hemingway

FYI Although like most people I love Samantha Jones, Charlotte York is my favorite Sex and the City character

BTW Getting your sausage licked is overrated, that's all

I don't trust words, I trust vibes

Woman Crush of The Week - Patti Smith, People Have The Power!

A new Law and Order: SVU is on tonight, it's the little things

It's time I updated the font size on my phone

He will always be a duck man to me...

Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum have broken off their three year engagement. Hey, at least they didn't get married and divorced

Now if you'll excuse me I need to let the universe flow through me

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