MS: High Ho, High Ho, it’s off to?
7S: Amsterdam where they get sleazy b!tches
MS: Breezy or sleazy?
7S: Well you see, there’s a lot of existential creativity that spills out of our organs every time we are together. Its flows and flows, wherever the wind goes, so go our organs. Eastern European anteaters, why not?
MS: Who won the war?
7S: Whatever beezy got the sleaziest because all life is, is doing drugs and dying.
MS: Really? Why do you think that is?
7S: Because the government is raising gas prices. I’ve been seeing a lot of raccoons lately…I think it’s the government.
MS: Can you name all 7 slutz?
7S: Sleazy, beezy, stanky, skanky, drrrrrty, breezy, Rebecca
MS: How many times have you seen a pretty girl?
7S: The world is a vampire
MS: Did you know “Adelaide” on “American Horror Story” wanted to be a “pretty girl” on the Halloween episode?
MS: How many times a week are you guys drunk?
7S: UNDERAGE DRINKING IS WRONG!!!!!!!
MS: What is your favorite type of booze?
MS: Your thoughts on why the red, red robin keeps, bob, bob, bobbing along?
7S: Yum, Red Robin, Yum. And also the fact that he comes from the land of booberdoop and there they passed a law where you need to be bobbing at all times! If you are not bobbing and you are caught, you will be shlooped up and thrown in jail. In jail is where they keep the loodleloppers. They are the CRAYZIES. I tell ya, they are CRAZAAY! But that’s besides the point. Anyway, so in jail if you are caught not bobbing, you become part of the group of perdoodles. Those are the really mean ones, they eat all the other creatures brains with a cup of milk and a banana every morning. Evil I say, THEY ARE THE KOOL KIDS, with a K. But only in jail. And you don’t want to go there in the first place, ESPECIALLY not in the land of booberdoop. So that is why red robin keeps bob bob bobbing along.
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