Hump Day & Chill

Jared Is That You?!
Jared Leto

With all the buzz surrounding House of Gucci and Jared Leto's transformation in it I thought we should take time today to Hump Day & Chill to what a beautiful specimen of a man he actually is.

Jared is quite the looker physically. Pretty blue eyes, handsome face and a rockin' bod. Trust me it's even better in person. "Yes" I spied Mr. Leto at the gym one time a spell ago, it was real and it was spectacular!

His beauty however is not merely skin deep. He is a sensitive guy (note his performance in Dallas Buyers Club) who cares about others and the world around him. Not to mention he has a balls out sense of fashion most other men don't and it works.

OK, I'm not gonna gush anymore, I think you get the idea. So on your mark, get set, it's time to Hump Day & Chill to the one of a kind Jared Leto...😎

Jared on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/jaredleto/  

Hump Day & Chill

Santa Baby!!!
Jered Leto

Today's Hump Day & Chill is all about Sexy Santa..."Yes" Minions, Santa can be sexy especially when he takes on the form of a shirtless Jared Leto.

Jared shirtless as a Sexy Santa is certainly what I would like to stuff my stocking this Christmas and with scant 16 days until then and all the Quarantine that has been going on, he'd better hurry his booty on my chimney stat!!!

Oh, and let's be honest, other than his bare chest, doesn't Mr. Leto have the most dreamy, intense eyes??? Imagine those looking at you as you are below him, I said imagine it!!!

So Minions it's time for a Hump Day & Chill Holiday style, or whichever style you like. If you get my drift, and I think you do...

Mic Drop!

Jared on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/jaredleto/   

Head

Totally Different Head
Jared Leto

Yesterday was a big day, with the birth of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's bouncing baby boy and of course a little to do called The Met Gala in NYC. 

Today is gonna pale in comparison, or perhaps not. Hey, it's all what you make of it. 

What's giving me life today? Why Jared Leto's I'm going to venture a guess and say Game of Thrones inspired look from yesterday's Gala. Which is a bedazzled man dress, but what truly makes this an envelope pusher is Leto carrying his own severed head.

Only Jared of Leto could, and for that matter would, pull this off. 

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna start plotting how to overthrow Mr. Leto's status as King of Pushing Boundaries. That's correct minions, I am going to sally forth and make a bid for the throne...

Mic Drop!

For more Met Gala fun click on the Vogue Magazine link below -

https://www.vogue.com/tag/event/met-gala

"Last Kiss Goodbye" Haley Reinhart

Refinery 29 Premieres New Video

Click here: https://www.refinery29.com/2018/05/200438/haley-reinhart-last-kiss-goodbye-video-premiere

Nah, nah, nah, hey, hey - goodbye...!

 Singer-songwriter and Season 10 American Idol finalist Haley Reinhart has confirmed a June 1, 2018 release date for her brand-new song “Last Kiss Goodbye” from her forthcoming Concord Records album due later this year. 

"Last Kiss Goodbye" was written and produced by Haley Reinhart & Anders Grahn (Andrew McMahon, Haley Kiyoko) while the video which premiered on Refinery29 was directed by famed photographer Joshua Shultz (Jared Leto, Imagine Dragons). 

The video features Haley bicycling on the beach and frolicking through the picturesque canals of Venice Beach while she sings into the camera through a California sun drenched lens.

“I wrote & recorded “Last Kiss Goodbye” sitting crosslegged on my living room floor, channeling the very essence of a timeless love. I shot the video in Venice, CA at the canals as well as the beach. I adore these places as they truly radiate romance. I want you to get butterflies & feel as though you are watching an old film noir! This tune spilled out of me like a fine wine... And so, I hope it takes you wherever it is you wish to go!” says Haley

“Last Kiss Goodbye” is the first taste of Haley’s new music and is available through all digital retailers:

Multi-retailer/pivot URL: http://found.ee/Haley_lkg

iTunes: http://found.ee/Haley_lkgiTunes

Amazon: http://found.ee/Haley_lkgAMZ

Google Play: http://found.ee/Haley_lkgGoogle

Spotify: http://found.ee/Haley_lkgSpotify

Apple Music: http://found.ee/Haley_lkgApple  

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/haleyreinhart

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HaleyReinhart/

Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/haleyreinhart/

Twitter:https://twitter.com/HaleyReinhart

Michael's Musings

I've Changed My Spots...
Michael Shinafelt

"Come alive, Bones and flesh right before your eyes, I come alive
I'll make you mine" Traci Lords "Come Alive"

I'm going to pull my best self centered diva bullsh!t on your collective asses right now. In case you have been living under a rock, you should know Traci Lords dropped her latest single this week "Come Alive" - thus the lyric quote above. 

Yeah, I just can't get enough, it is my current  jam! This week has been a unique one don't really know what type of word vomit is going to spew out of it. I love it when even I have no clue of what I am going to regurgitate.

Deadpool 2 is opening soon in case you haven't heard. Oh, I think everyone has!

Good morning from Me & My lemon water

The Met Gala was this week and Blake Lively truly lived up to her last name while attending 

Want to taste heaven? On your knees then.

Two poor queens thinking they are fashionable, discuss...

Don't question me, question authority 

Christina Aguilera says she vows never to return to The Voice. Great PR move since they don't want you to return.

Turn and face the good, the bad - try to avoid the ugly

Jared Leto

Jared Leto, Jared Leto, Jared Leto 

Consume mass quantities

It's all dirty

Taylor Swift has a big snake - bet that's something you never wanted to, or thought you'd hear. Yet, it's true!

File it under...

Walkin' in lame', nobody walks in lame' 

And then there was one. So ominous and disturbing.

Let me explain it all to you at -
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt    

Look Up On The Stage! It's A...

Let Them Eat...
Jared Leto

OK, I get that this is Jared Leto performing with 30 Seconds to Mars at the 02 Arena in London. 

What I don't get is WTF?! is he wearing and why?

Looking at it I see many different things, sun, palm trees...weed. All of which seem perfectly viable answers. If I knew what song he was singing so I could know the lyrics, I bet this odd looking attempt at an afghan would start making sense.

If anybody out there can identify this please let me know.

Jared wears whatever it is well. He could make a potato sack sexy.

Moving on, T.G.I.F!

Jared on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jaredleto/?hl=en

Hump Day & Chill

Perfectly Unconventional
Jared Leto

Since he showed up to the Grammy's wearing a gender bending outfit by Helmut Lang designer Shayne Oliver complete with high heeled boots, I have Jared Leto vibes this week.

Jared has kept a pretty low profile post his Oscar win for Dallas Buyers Club with the exception of portraying the Joker in Suicide Squad. Yeah, I know he was in Blade Runner 2049 but he was on the down low about it.

While Leto is a pretty man, he is definitely one of the more quirky/unique actor/rockers in Hollywood. 

Honestly I wouldn't want him any other way. I generally don't go for the pretty ones unless there is that certain something that sets them apart, Jared has that and well a big you know what (look it up online, he does!) You just know he would be a freak in the sheets and keep you entertained for hours with his non-linear stream of consciousness musings.

I used to see him wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses sitting against a wall at Gold's Gym Hollywood on his cell phone from time to time. Uh, that is not a disguise Mr. that draws attention, not deters it.

Jared has the "IT" factor (no I'm not referring to Pennywise) in spades.

Moving on, it's time to get your hump on and enjoy the image of Jared nude above...Woof!

Jared on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jaredleto/?hl=en  

Making Out With "The Joker" Is Nasty

Whose Lipstick Is Best?
Jared Leto & Margot Robbie

One would think getting up close and personal with Jared Leto would be all kinds of sexy, right?

Well apparently it's nasty, and not in the fun way, when he is made-up to portray The Joker in Suicide Squad. 

Co-Star Margot Robbie who plays Harley Quinn his love interest and partner in crime explains that there were 10 minute make-up touch ups in between takes of the kissing scenes. Now I am not sure how many of you are familiar with the technical end of how takes work, but that is a massive effort for one shot, wow!

But, she had no problem putting the moves on Leto in his scary ass Joker get up. Once you get over the initial shock she explained it becomes normal.

I bet! Suicide Squad opens Friday. Check out the trailer below...

Suicide Squad:
www.suicidesquad.com/

Santa's Little Helper, Clea Cutthroat

Santa's Little Latex Helper
Clea Cutthroat
Photo: Daria Marchik

As we all know, Santa has many little "helpers." However it's hard to really name one because they have always taken the backdoor position all these years to the man in the flashy red suit.

Well fate is a mysterious thing and I happen to know one of those "helpers" who tells Santa what to gift celebrities. "Yes" this is like a version of The National Enquirer except we are dishing on secrets from behind the Christmas "bear," I mean "beard."

Burlesque Beotch, Berlin's Clea Cutthroat is here to dish on what she has told Santa to get for the following ten celebrities. That's right Clea is here to judge whether they have been naughty or nice!

How does she rate you ask? You'd have to ask Santa that...Ho Ho Ho!

Margaret Cho, The Girl With The Drag Queen Tattoos
Photo: Dusti Cunningham

Margaret Cho

What to get a badass lady like Margaret Cho?

I want to give her something golden, some jewels.

I know! A golden pussy lipstick case, with ruby labia lips latch. I would also make her lipsticks in her favorite colors, and the tubes would be little golden cocks. Everything would be monogramed with “MC”. That would be fierce!!!!! Hmmmm…maybe, I need to make one for myself too!

Take Imodium!
Donald Trump

Donald Trump.

I can think of a lot of things to give him, but none of them are nice.

But hate doesn’t kill hate right? Awareness and compassion are so much more powerful. Wait! I got it! I would give Donald Trump a six-month intensive with a life coach- Bernie Sanders! If anyone can get into that brain…Bernie can!

I think I believe in Bernie more than Santa Claus.

But, out of fairness to Bernie, Santa needs to give him a BIG present, every day, for the rest of his life in repayment, lol.

Hair!
Jared Leto

Jared Leto
A brush? A mirror? All I can think of is his hair, lol.

Come Up & See Me Sometime, Clea
Madonna 

Madonna
Madonna…Madonna…how I adore thee. I mean, what do you get the woman you have tattooed on your arm?!

I think I would get Madonna 8 Sexy Santa-ettes, 7 sexy elves, 6 bondage-clad reindeer, 5 stocking full of sex toys, 4 leather daddies to massage her, 3 hot girls in tuxedos to serve her champagne and lobster, 2 pairs of jingle balls (cough cough), and 1 Clea Cutthroat.

Saint Laverne Cox

Laverne Cox

Laverne has done so much, I have the urge to give back to her, and give her a day of pampering.

I’d get her a week holiday at a spa resort on the beach. Facials (no pun intended), manicures, pedicures, massages, drinks, sun…fun.

She deserves it!

The Art Of The Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese
Dita seems like a hot, cool, funny chick to me.

I would like to get her something fun!

I think I would get her the twerking butt sex machine. I would cover it in Swarovski’s just for her. I think it even comes with a remote control…total party win! Would look great on her bed, mounted on the wall…on the kitchen top, kitchen table…bathtub! It’s a real personality piece, and it’s a gift that just keeps on giving…and giving. I believe it’s a must have. I’m just drumming my fingers on the computer here waiting for it to appear on “Oprah’s favorite things” list.

Charlie Sheen
Which Partridge? Laurie?

Charlie Sheen
Oh Charlie. A lawyer? ….and a partridge in a pear tree…

Hey Elizabeth, It's Flu Season!

Elizabeth Berkley
I would take Elizabeth out to get manicures like in Showgirls. Then a dress from Versace, and then when she is rolling her eyes at me (because people probably do this all the time) I would throw my arm around her, laugh, and say, “Come on girl, we’re gonna make it rain on some strippers!”

…and then a limo would pick us up and we would go to the Cheetah in Las Vegas.

Yeah…basically, it’s more about me living out my Showgirls movie fantasy. But, isn’t Christmas about giving, not receiving? ; )

I Take After My Dad
Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber
A gift certificate for a new tattoo? Hair gel? A long walk on the beach? Some understanding? A shoulder to cry on? A slap in the face? A boot to lick?

Maybe I would get him a session with a Dominatrix. I think that would pretty much tie all his needs up in a little red….rope ; )

Caught! Practicing On A Cheeto
Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian
Hmmm…Kim is a tough one. But, given the holiday spirit, and we need to put our differences aside (unless you are Donald Trump). I think I would take Kim out to a Drag Bar to get wasted! Poor thing probably needs a break from Kayne, right?

Maybe after a few martinis I can get her to spit some blood, rip off her couture and stage dive into the arms of drag queens! How awesome would that be?!?!

You are welcome! ; )
Ho Ho Ho!

Happy Holidays Everyone!

What do you want from Clea this Christmas? Tell her at:

https://twitter.com/cleacutthroat
cocktailswithclea.com/beispiel-seite/
https://instagram.com/cleacutthroat/

Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph Photobomb!

The Mad Photobomber
Diane Kruger & Jared Leto

No gala would be complete without a Joker, photobombing someone. Even thought Suicide Squad has wrapped apparently Jared Leto is still staying in character as The Joker, since he did just that to actress Diane Kruger at LACMA's 2015 Art+Film Gala on Saturday.

When Diane saw what had happened she responded on Instagram saying: "Just you wait, I'll get you back f.....@jaredleto." 

I bet you can guess which "F Bomb" she was implying in response to her being Photobombed. "F Bomb" Photobomb - say that tongue twister three times fast I dare ya! 

This is not the first time Leto has done this. He also did it to Ireland Baldwin and Kevin Spacey when they were taking a selfie at last year's Oscars. He also ambushed Anne Hathaway at Vanity Fair's Oscar Party after.

Gotta love that Joker!

Jared on Istagram: https://instagram.com/jaredleto/?hl=en
Diane on Istagram: https://instagram.com/dianekrugerperso/?hl=en

Pretty In Pink - Jared Leto

Jared Leto
One Night In Paris

You know I really don't give a rip roaring Fuck what Jared Leto does no matter what he does he is always one of the hottest thing on three legs. I love that he expresses himself in a pure and creative way, now that's hot! 

Of course it doesn't hurt that he is extremely sexy and good looking to begin with, so him being eccentric is the icing on the cake.

Leto took to the streets of Paris with cotton candy colored hair and a technicolor dream coat that would make Joseph green, purple and blue with envy. Hey, he was there for what else? Paris Fashion Week.

Taking to his Instagram with images of his surrender the pink style he stated: "Le Pink and Le Pain"...Freak Out!

Perhaps he was trying to shake the disease of his role as The Joker in Suicide Squad, because green hair is like decaying mold.

Whatever the case Jared, keep doing you!

Join Jared on Instagram, because you should: 

https://instagram.com/jaredleto/?hl=en

Happy May Day - With Jared Leto

Jared Leto: Prepared For Anything

While I understand weather is different in each part of the country, Jared Leto was completely prepared for anything in New York yesterday.

Check out his eclectic wardrobe. Hey we Los Angeles based people know that we pretty much have summer all year round, but when we cross the line to the East, well you never know what's in store...

Anyway I could not resist another chance to get my Leto on. Love that Joker!

Happy May Day! 

Jared on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001467/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1

Jared Leto "Suicide Green"

Love This Joker: Jared Leto

This has been making the rounds on the Internet, yep, it's the first image of Jared Leto as The Joker in the D.C. villains themed film Suicide Squad - Writer/Director David Ayer tweeted it on Friday night.

While some of you may be going: Yikes! I am going, bring it sexy! Something about this Joker makes me want to push myself to the edge and take the plunge!

Leto can even make evil & freaky, F#@king Hot! 

I'm especially loving the "Damaged" tattoo across his forehead, not to mention all the other ones one his body...I now know what I want for Christmas.

Join the "Squad" at: 

https://www.facebook.com/SuicideSquadTheMovie

Zac Efron Is Your Shirtless Friend

Nipples, Nipples, Nipples: Zac Efron

OK, so you all know I have a Jared Leto thing, running a close second is Zac Efron.

Hey, he came up as my celebrity match when I took a quiz that came through my Facebook news feed. 

Even though Jared & Zac share similar qualities - there are differences, age being one of them. 

Recently it was brought to everyone's attention that Zac would be appearing shirtless, a few gratuitous times in his upcoming movie We Are Your Friends.

While I prefer Zac in his Birthday suit, his upper body is quite the view.

"He's shirtless and you get a good dose of it," states director Max Joseph on the upcoming movie.

So here you go some Tuesday celebrity skin, enjoy my fellow Efron fans!

Zac on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1374980/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1 

Who Rocks It Best? Jared Leto or Kim Kardashian?

Blonde & Blonder

Jared Leto and Kim Kardashian both recently went platinum blonde. Refer to the image above. So who rocks it best?

Well Jared is obviously bleaching out because of his upcoming role as The Joker in Suicide Squad. "Yes" the next time you see him he will be fifty shades of green.

Kim K. went all out too recently, for a change of pace I am guessing. Well as we all know from recent photos of her there is no carpet to match any of her drapes. So why not?!

Who rocks it best? From my POV it's Jared of course! Like, you even had to ask given my random outbursts of Leto on here.

This post is brought to you by Frivolous Friday - because weekends were made for fun!

Go Blonde with Jared at: http://www.imdb.com/find?ref_=nv_sr_fn&q=jared+leto&s=nm

Go Blonder with Kim at: https://twitter.com/kimkardashian

Jared Leto, Why? Because I Can...

Jared Leto: Making 2015 A Hot Year!

This hot & sexy photo of Jared Leto that has been making the rounds on the Internet caught my eye for obvious reasons, therefore I decided to post it.

Why? Do you really need to ask? But if you insist on an explanation: BECAUSE I CAN!

Leto tweeted this photo and put a smile on people's face the first week of 2015.

An Oscar winner, the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars and hot. Jared has it all and can share it with me anytime.

Happy Hump Day indeed!

I know you all want to follow Jared on Twitter now, here is his account:

https://twitter.com/jaredleto

Jared Leto's Anaconda

Jared Leto: Delivers A Package For Eveyrone

I bet Nicki Minaj's buns couldn't handle this Anaconda...

Make sure you are sitting alone at your computer for this one!

30 Seconds to Mars frontman Jared Leto had fans distracted once again during a recent concert appearance. Although many were transfixed on the singer's impressive abs, that quickly changed during one special song.

When it was time for "End of All Days," people's eyes moved quickly over his six-pack and straight to his crotch. Oscar winner Jared Leto revealed the impressive size of his junk, and not the in the trunk variety.

"Seduction is my game," is what he sang as he grabbed hold of his penis so we could all see what a big boy he is.

Reports say the audience started screaming and cheering, well who wouldn't?!

Have a Slutty Sunday Everyone!

Get More Junk at: https://www.facebook.com/thirtysecondstomars 

Shop Till You Drop! "Dallas Buyers Club"

Last night I saw one of the best films ever "Dallas Buyers Club!"  In case you are not familiar with this amazing movie that stars Matthew McConaughey , Jared Leto & Jennifer Garner here's what it's about:

Matthew McConaughey stars in DALLAS BUYERS CLUB as real-life Texas cowboy Ron Woodroof, whose free-wheeling life was overturned in 1985 when he was diagnosed as HIV-positive and given 30 days to live. These were the early days of the AIDS epidemic, and the U.S. was divided over how to combat the virus. Ron, now shunned and ostracized by many of his old friends, and bereft of government-approved effective medicines, decided to take matters in his own hands, tracking down alternative treatments from all over the world by means both legal and illegal. Bypassing the establishment, the entrepreneurial Woodroof joined forces with an unlikely band of renegades and outcasts - who he once would have shunned - and established a hugely successful "buyers' club." Their shared struggle for dignity and acceptance is a uniquely American story of the transformative power of resilience. 

Garner, McConaughey & Leto Sitting In A Tree

The transformative power of resilience, dignity and acceptance are very powerful things and because they are, so is this film.

For me this is one the best I have seen this year. It was such a testament to what we all can do as human beings in adverse circumstances and the power of loving your fellow man.

The direction, cinematography and performances were all top notch.

My prediction is Matthew McConaughey and Jared Leto who recently won Golden Globes for their roles, will be making speeches at the Academy Awards.

Matthew McConaughey is great, however my in my opinion Jared Leto's performance was brilliant and riveting and I can't wait for him to grab the ultimate gold.

Kudos to Ms. Jennifer Garner as well.

Sprint don't run to catch this one!

"Dallas Buyers Club" : https://www.facebook.com/DallasBuyersClub