All our lives have some amount of commonality, this means that chances are you too have had a Creepy C#nt in your life.
The issue with these creatures is that you'd think you could ignore them and they would get their own life.
Well that just isn't the truth, and that's something that one of this not rare enough species never tells.
Let's just put it this way, it really doesn't take too much effort to confuse and out wit them. However they do tend to cling on to your life for dear life.
Basically they have no life of their own and try to suck the living out of yours because they are the most jealous, evil creatures that have ever lived.
But I'm here to tell you they will eventually buzz off, because the fact that they can never come too your level will frustrate them so much that their head will implode.
So let's toast Creepy C#nt Friday by wishing them a good riddance and the misery they already have and richly deserve!
WAS IT MAGIC, MURDER, OR MADNESS? In early twentieth-century Pennsylvania Dutch Country, young Billy Kelly (Chad Lowe, Highway to Hell) falls in with a charismatic "powwower" or folk magic healer, Dr. John Reese (Donald Sutherland, Don't Look Now), shunned by the rest of the community for his non-conformist beliefs. Together, they investigate the mysterious sickness that is blighting the area, which Reese believes to be the work of a sinister local hermit. But as the plague spreads and the wide-eyed Billy falls ever deeper under Reese's spell, are they doing God's work or the Devil's bidding? Also starring Mia Sara (Legend) and featuring a powerhouse performance by Donald Sutherland - reunited here with Don't Look Now screenwriter Allan Scott - Apprentice to Murder is a chilling and unforgettable tale of the macabre that blurs the lines between conventional notions of "good" and "evil".
Bonus Materials
Brand new 2K restoration of the film from the original 35mm interpositive
High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) presentation
Original lossless mono soundtrack
Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
New audio commentary by author and critic Bryan Reesman
New video interview on religious horror cinema with Kat Ellinger, author and editor-in-chief of Diabolique Magazine
New video interview with cinematographer Kelvin Pike
New video interview with makeup supervisor Robin Grantham
Theatrical trailer
Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Haunt Love
Helmed by legendary producer/director Ovidio Assonitis, the man behind such cult favourites as The Visitorand Piranha II: The Spawning, Madhouseis a crimson-soaked tale of sibling rivalry taken to a terrifying and bloody extreme.
Julia has spent her entire adult life trying to forget the torment she suffered at the hands of her twisted twin Mary... but Mary hasn't forgotten. Escaping hospital, where she's recently been admitted with a horrific, disfiguring illness, Julia's sadistic sister vows to exact a particularly cruel revenge on her sibling this year - promising a birthday surprise that she'll never forget.
An Italian production shot entirely in Savannah, Georgia, Madhouse (aka And When She Was Bad and There Was a Little Girl) fuses slasher elements with the over-the-top excess of '80s Italian terror - resulting in a cinematic bloodbath so gut-wrenching that the British authorities saw fit to outlaw it as a "video nasty".
FEATURES
- Brand new 2K restoration from the original camera negative
- High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) and Standard Definition presentations
- Original Stereo Audio (Uncompressed PCM on the Blu-ray)
- Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
- Brand new audio commentary with The Hysteria Continues
- Brand new interviews with cast and crew
- Alternate opening titles
- Theatrical Trailer, newly transferred in HD
- Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by Marc Schoenbach
FIRST PRESSING ONLY: Booklet featuring new writing on the film
Bet you thought you'd never see a byline like this, ever, am I right? You know I am, well since the reality is that you have let me extrapolate. There's a new band walking the earth and they call themselves, you guessed it - Hot Pink Satan! Here is the 411 from the mouth of the Pink Lords of Hell: "Clea Cutthroat, Allinaline & James Lynch. Hot Pink Satan is a dark electronic adventure into the sparkling flames of a hot pink hell. Eating up beats with a fork n' knife."
Their first single & video H A N D dropped yesterday, here to tell us all about it is the Dark Mistress of Pink, Clea Cutthroat!
MS: Tell how HPS was born, was it bloody?
CC: HPS was born at a secret space station, that uses a Drag bar as a front in Pittsburgh. The birthing process involved a lot of blood, milk, and glitter...a lot of glitter. Glitter never leaves, and neither will Hot Pink Satan
MS: HPS is described as " a dark electronic adventure into the sparkling flames of a hot pink hell" extrapolate please
CC: Well, we like to think of HPS as an experience. We don't live in a box, and neither should anyone else. We're electronic and evil, but we'll still throw some glitter on ya, and buy you a cocktail in the morning.
MS: The first HPS single bears the ominous title HAND, should one be afraid?
CC: Haha! We're gonna leave you in suspense there. Hands are magical extremities that can do so many awesomely cruel and delicious things. I'll let you be the judge of that. But, I'm gonna plate my hand in gold and call it "baby"
Hand Job
By
Heather Jingles Meek
MS: Awesome make-up for the first single! I assume HPS's look will always be unique to each baby it drops?
CC: Thank you! Heather Jingles Meek did our makeup. (www.instagram.com/jinglesbitch) She is an incredible makeup artist based out of Pittsburgh. We have been dying to work with her and the timing was perfect! Yes, you can definitely expect that everything we release will be a new artistic expression...as every song is anyways. I really love being able to dive into the visuals and storytelling. You can be anything, do anything. Magic's in the makeup, and the vision beats deeply in our cold black hearts
MS: What does HPS like to do for fun?
CC: We love to drink with drag queens, play with punks, shop for eyeliner with goths, interrupt drum circles, and dine in dungeons.
H A N D
They're Hot, They're Pink, They're Satan, Get Over It!
This has been making the rounds on the Internet, yep, it's the first image of Jared Leto as The Joker in the D.C. villains themed film Suicide Squad - Writer/Director David Ayer tweeted it on Friday night. While some of you may be going: Yikes! I am going, bring it sexy! Something about this Joker makes me want to push myself to the edge and take the plunge! Leto can even make evil & freaky, F#@king Hot! I'm especially loving the "Damaged" tattoo across his forehead, not to mention all the other ones one his body...I now know what I want for Christmas. Join the "Squad" at: https://www.facebook.com/SuicideSquadTheMovie
"Basically, my life's great passion is the idea of being a guest-star on Scandal," Lena Dunham creator and star of HBO's Girls recently confessed during an interview withGrantland's B.S.Report."I want to be like, a senator who did something wrong."
Well Lena the Casting Fairy has granted your wish and you will be appearing on the drama this March.
No real details have been divulged, but I bet she is somehow connected with Olivia Pope & Associates, since everyone else in the world is a mere few degrees of separation from the agency headed by Kerry Washington as the "Pope" of Washington D.C.
Dunham reportedly wants to play an "evil character" - I hope so that would be juicy!
Ward off the Boogeyman this Halloween and "Speak No Evil" with Kimberly Davis.
Davis the current front woman of Nile Rodgers band Chic, you know the group responsible for Le Freak..."Freak Out!" is bringing church to the dance floor with a gospel cover of the eighties rock song originated by the band Dragon. “I witnessed Dragon premiere ‘Speak No Evil’ at Sydney's Hordern Pavilion in 1985,” remembers Peter McLean, President of D1 Music and one of the executive producers on the Ms.Davis track.
He says he wanted to remake the song because its theme is as relevant today as it was
thirty years ago.
“In this age of fast digital communication and governmental tracking and monitoring,
it is all the more important to ‘Speak No Evil,” he explains.
