Girls Seldom Make Passes At...

Are Those Foster Grant's?
Jon Hamm

"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses" - Dorothy Parker 

Taking on this old adage today and giving it a feminist bent "Girls seldom make passes at men who wear glasses" Well lucky for the guys that wear them I am not a girl, I am a guy who indeed makes passes at men who wear glasses, so there!

Especially if that guy happens to be the delectable Jon Hamm seen here hitting the podium in Los Angeles. 

Jon is one man who knows how to make a suit sizzle and well, makes glasses oh so do-able. Seriously just when you thought this man couldn't get any more manly and sexier he puts on a pair of glasses and now there is a hole in my pants.

On that note T.G.I.F! 

Jon on IMDB:
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Michael's Musings

Don't Worry,  I Bite
Michael Shinafelt

We meet again my faithful minions. Yesterday was International Women's Day and it was also my Mom's 78th Birthday. Coincidence? Probably, but from where I sit it was kismet.

So, it's that time again to see things from my unique POV and take the good and take the bad and there you have my facts of life. Be brave little buckaroos...!

Even though I gave my Mom well wishes on her Birthday yesterday another shout out to her today since she got the extra momentum from it landing on International Women's Day. She's my Mom hear her roar!

I have so many amazing women who have influenced my life that I can't name them all in one column.But I am sure they are aware of who they are, because I let them know. I said it before and I'll say it again, I'm a giver.

Why is it that the current administration is hellbent on taking away Women's Rights? If it wasn't for a woman carrying your sorry ass for nine months you the fuck wouldn't be here!

A shout out to my buddy Tom Connan regarding his current single Beautiful Day. Check it, don't wreck it.

Real men wear plaid, ask any lumberjack you happen to see...

Trivia: The upcoming Sharknado movie bears the title: Sharknado 5, People 0. Did you know after Jaws 2 they were going to originally going to do a parody flick titled: Jaws 3, People 0 starring Bo Derek? The more you know.

Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers once signed an autograph to a woman I know "wake up and smell your pussy burning" 

You're weird, I like you

I had the pleasure of taking spin this past Tuesday sandwiched between two of my favorite women, Shani Bayne & Maresa Wickham, holler!

Everything I wear is Bitch Face. The colors are styling and the style is popping.

Finally I saw a few episodes of Girls. The show made me realize how truly annoying millennials are. Thanks Lena Dunham.

Aren't you glad tomorrow is Friday?

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Jealous Much? Kate Winslet

My Daughter Is So Jealous!
Kate Winslet & Liam Hemsworth

Apparently, in the world according to Kate Winslet. Her daughter Mia was quite envious that she got to film steamy sex scenes with Liam Hemsworth for her latest film The Dressmaker.

As Kate puts it: “Liam is a lovely, lovely guy, much is made of how he looks and he’s physically extremely beautiful but he’s a fabulous chap and was really up for mucking in with the rest of us,” she muses “But my daughter Mia was extremely jealous, along with all of her friends.”

She also reveals that she would not even know who Liam's character was in The Hunger Games if it wasn't for daughter Mia.

Some girls have all the luck, some guys do too!

Kate on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000701/?ref_=nv_sr_3

Liam on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2955013/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Look! It's Lisa Bonet!

Isn't She Lovely? Lisa Bonet

While surfing the Internet I came across this photo of Lisa Bonet on the set of Girls in New York.

This brings back a lot of memories for me because I've always thought Lisa was so  beautiful and intriguing.

Although best known for her role of Denise Huxtable on The Cosby Show and A Different World.

My favorite Bonet moment will be her as Epiphany Proudfoot in Alan Parker's Angel Heart.

The film brought out a whole new side to her that was closer to who she is in my opinion than Denise  Huxtable ever was.

It also included a blood soaked sex scene with Mickey Rourke, the nudity and sexual content drew the ire of her TV Father Bill Cosby.Which eventually led to a falling out. Go figure that one...

Glad to see you working Lisa!

Lisa on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000956/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Kerry Washington "Don't Cry For Me Lena Dunham"

Two Wild & Crazy Women: Lena Dunham & Kerry Washington

This is a follow-up to the fact that Girls star Lena Dunham landed her dream job as a guest star on the hit show Scandal.

"I started to cry when I saw the actual OPA set," she says.

Oh girl, please don't cry. Do I need to send you a floral arrangement? Kidding my dear, I love it when celebrities let their geek flag fly! It is so endearing.

So here is the 411 on Lena's episode. She plays a woman whose name is Kinky Sue, the name is so catchy there should be a song sung by Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga called The Ballad of Kinky Sue.

What's the title of the episode? Well it certainly isn't called Where's The Black Lady, no, it's called It's Good To Be Kink.

Cheers to you Kinky Sue!

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Lena Dunham Goes Full "Scandal"

Fan Girl, Lena Dunham & Kerry Washington 

"Basically, my life's great passion is the idea of being a guest-star on Scandal,"  Lena Dunham creator and star of HBO's Girls recently confessed during an interview with Grantland's B.S.Report. "I want to be like, a senator who did something wrong."

Well Lena the Casting Fairy has granted your wish and you will be appearing on the drama this March.

No real details have been divulged, but I bet she is somehow connected with Olivia Pope & Associates, since everyone else in the world is a mere few degrees of separation from the agency headed by Kerry Washington as the "Pope" of Washington D.C. 

Dunham reportedly wants to play an "evil character" - I hope so that would be juicy!

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