
" I Try To Ascend"
Michael Shinafelt
"There's only one thing I like more than sharing what I know with other people
And that's learningPlease, someone, teach me something I don't already know" - School, Madonna

" I Try To Ascend"
Michael Shinafelt
"There's only one thing I like more than sharing what I know with other people
And that's learning“There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.”
― Homer, The Odyssey
In case you haven't heard The Odyssey, the latest Christopher Nolan epic opens on July 17th.
But of course you most likely already know that. Thus we are going to Hump Day & Chill with this photo shot at the London premiere. The women of The Odyssey.
While I am not going to give you who's playing which part (that's what the Internet is for) I will give you a list of names l -r, sound good?
Here we go then l- r Charlize Theron, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, Samantha Morton & Mia Goth. Phew!
I can't wait to see it and already have my ticket for opening day in IMAX at legendary Chinese Theatre in Hollywood!
Until then, Hump Day & Chill...
The Odyssey on the WWW -
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| Augustus Gloop |
Today is World Chocolate Day, and aren't you happy?! Well I suppose if you love chocolate you are!
It's time for your free pass to indulge in this delectable, yet weight producing treat without boundaries. Perhaps you should rethink this and go with some boundaries.
Remember what happened to greedy chocolate monger Augustus Gloop in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory???
"Yes" that is him above drowning in a river of his gluttony.
Think about it, but not too much....
World Chocolate Day on the WWW -
https://nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations/world-chocolate-day
Carolina Liar is the project of Charleston, SC native and Los Angeles-based singer-songwriter
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| "Everybody Get Up And Dance!" Michael Shinafelt |
There was a Madonna popup in West Hollywood, CA this weekend for Confessions II (in fact it's till happening today). I spontaneously decided to go yesterday. Guess what? I had a fun time!
Of course there was plenty of merch to purchase, I bought a t-shirt, and immersive photo-ops to create content with.
For some reason the above photo-op was the least popular. It made me wonder if people were afraid to look silly. I knew I would and that was the very reason to do it!!!
I'm 100% sure it's the silliest thing I have done all of 2026, and I have no regrets putting it out there on Social Media, not one.
My arrival time to the to do was 10am when it opened. "Yes" of course there was a line, I only had to wait an hour before entering.
There happened to be a younger gay couple in front of me and we conversed while awaiting our time in Confessions II palace.
I tantalized them with my tale of attending the Virgin Tour in college...that's for another time and Place...
Madonna on IG -
Celebrate your independence..."No Kings" - Think about it, but not too much...
Be safe and enjoy!
Independence Day on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)

Lips Like Sugar
Michael Shinafelt
"Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses| The Heat Is On Michael Shinafelt |
Hello July...
It's July, officially the hottest month of the Summer, literally. After living the many years I have in Los Angeles, CA it's always been anywhere from 90 - 100 degrees during various parts of it.
So I'm going to dedicate this weeks Hump Day & Chill to the whole month of July. If any month needs it, this is the one.
Instead of an adult beverage might I suggest something hydrating? We're going to need a bigger glass.
Hump Day & Chill!
July on Wikipedia -
| Madonna |
Today is the last day of Pride Month let us end it on a high note, so to speak with the one the only Madonna!
The Queen of Pop dropped this iconic line during an interview with Graham Norton. Kylie Minogue was along for the ride as well.
"Maybe We're All Gay"
Needless to say it quickly became a viral meme.
Some food for thought as we usher out the month of Pride.
A friendly reminder the month may be over but Pride is all year long.
Madonna on IG -
| Gillian Anderson & Hannah Einbinder |
They say revenge is a dish served cold...at least the signage states that things are frosty in this image. Well it looks to me like there is no revenge happening in this photo and it's anything but cold, in fact it's smoking hot!!!
The hot twosome here is one Gillian Anderson and one Hannah Einbinder in a publicity photo for their upcoming sapphic horror yarn Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma directed by indie darling Jane Schoenbrun. The tale was a huge hit at the Cannes Film Festival and hits theaters August 7th.
I'm really excited to see this one and can't wait! In the meantime we'll have to make do with being teased by these sexy photos of the two leads
Sigh...
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma on Rotten Tomatoes -
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/teenage_sex_and_death_at_camp_miasma
On July 21, Falling Down, a transgressive travelog through post-riots Los Angeles, makes its global debut on 4K UHD. Director Joel Schumacher creates a compelling portrait of an everyday man feeling obsolete in the modern city. The Limited Edition release features a brand new 4K restoration by Arrow Films approved by cinematographer Andrzej Bartkowiak, hours of special features and newly commissioned extras. A Blu-ray edition will also be available.
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| I Can Be Anything I Want Michael Shinafelt |
"Back to nature, it's human nature
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| Madonna & Connor Storrie |
Madonna + Connor Storrie + Paris Fashion Week = Pride Month. "Yes" I stated Pride Month, honestly what could scream it more than a gay icon and the star of Heated Rivalry at the Saint Laurent fashion show in Paris during Fashion Week??? I ask you? I'm waiting!
Thus we are going to Hump Day & Chill to the last Wednesday of Pride Month in style.
"Ladies with an attitude, fellas that were in the mood, Don't just stand there, let's get to it, Strike a pose, there's nothing to it" - Vogue, Madonna
Show your Pride - Hump Day & Chill!!!
Madonna on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/madonna/
Connor on IG -
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| Adrienne Barbeau & Friend "The Crate" |
Hello Monday...
The look on Adrienne Barbeau's face in the segment "The Crate" from Creepshow a horror anthology Directed by George A Romero circa 1982 illustrates how most people feel about today, Monday.
On a personal note Mondays really don't hold any particular weight with me as a day of the week. But for those of you it does I get why.
Here's what "The Crate" is about:
The Crate: Based on another Stephen King story, this fan-favorite segment follows a timid college professor (Fritz Weaver) who discovers a ravenous, ancient monster trapped inside an old crate beneath the university stairs and uses it to deal with his demanding, abusive wife (Adrienne Barbeau).
Have a great week and be weary of any crates you might come across...
Creepshow on IMDb -
Here's a meme of Marilyn Monroe with matching dialogue straight outta one of my favorite films of all time Billy Wilder's Some Like It Hot.
On top of being quite funny Some Like It Hot is also very subversive. Marilyn steals the movie as Sugar Kane a singer and ukulele player in an all girl band.
What could be better than classic Marilyn Monroe on a Saturday? I ask you? I'm waiting...
Some Like It Hot on Rotten Tomatoes -
On July 28, the dystopian science fiction masterpiece Soylent Green makes its global debut on 4K UHD. Director Richard Fleischer (Fantastic Voyage) creates a police thriller set within a desolate future where humanity is bursting at the seams. The Limited Edition release features a brand new 4K restoration from the original 35mm camera negative by Arrow Films, hours of special features and newly commissioned extras. A Blu-ray edition will also be available.

"Nasty, Nasty Boys, Don't Ever Change"
Michael Shinafelt
"Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!
Who's that in that nasty car? Nasty boys!
Who's that eatin' that nasty fruit? Nasty boys!
Who's jammin' to my nasty groove? Nasty boys!" - Nasty, Janet Jackson
A big part of who I am is who I'm not anymore...Happy Pride Month!
I ain't clearing no rumors up. I probably did do it, and if I didn't I might, that's all
Caught The Moment with Charlie XCX on HBO MAX the other day...Loved It!
Sit in rooms where people talk about dreams, not other people
Went for an In -N- Out burger yesterday in Hollywood, the more you know
OK, so imagine we are arguing and I throw a cockroach in your face
BTW if Trump gets any more incoherent, the right wing evangelicals will claim he's speaking in tongues, there's that
Can I call you galaxy without the LAX, think about it, but not too much
Woman Crush of the Week - Charlie XCX saw her film The Moment and now she has a new fan!
Stopped by Hustler Hollywood yesterday on the Blvd IYKYK
Tattoos don't fix your life, but they do make you hot!
Been rewatching Pretty Little Liars, it still holds up and I never tire of it
I'm a Sagittarius and according to Elite Daily "Less" is the perfect Olivia Rodrigo song for my zodiac sign, discuss
Fact: I am the Turtle Whisperer, really I'm not joking
Find out more about it here -
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
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| Hollywood, CA |
Here is a photo I shot of a mural promoting Olivia Rodrigo's latest album "You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love" in Hollywood, CA
So are you enjoying her latest? I know I am.
Olivia is officially the most bad ass Gen Z artist out there to me because of her duet with Robert Smith of The Cure "What's Wrong With Me."
"Went to the doctor and she said I was fine
But every movie that I see makes me cry
It's like somebody put a weight on my chest
I should talk to a friend
But I can't get out of bed
My head is spinning and my stomach is sick
Say I'm in love, so it's hard to admit
I can't eat, I can't sleep
I think you're what's wrong with me"
Mic Drop!!!
Olivia on IG -
Saw this while walking to my local 7-11 in front of DeSano Pizzeria in my hood. The juxtaposition is what caught my attention.
Let's face it, one of these things is not like the other. DeSano Pizza isn't trash at all, it's delicious!
How this ended up in front of the Pizzeria is beyond me, so I simply accepted it and moved on.
Carry on, as you were...
DeSano on the WWW -