Michael's Musings

You Make Me Hard When I'm All Soft Inside
Michael Shinafelt

"I come along, but I don't know where you're taking me

I shouldn't go, but you're wrenching, dragging, shaking me
Turn off the sun; pull the stars from the sky
The more I give to you, the more I die

And I want you
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you

You are the perfect drug, the perfect drug, the perfect drug" - The Perfect Drug, Nine Inch Nails

Due to personal reasons I am evil now, that's all you need to know

Marked Safe from  being renamed by Donald Trump today

All the boys love Mandy Lane, there's that 

Here's hoping Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story kills it (literally and figuratively) I am perpetually fascinated by her

If you believe kids are getting gender transition surgery at school, you are too stupid to vote, that's all

I am strong, I am unbothered, I am hot and aren't you happy?!

PS if you're feeling a sudden calm, it's because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

Did you hear? South Park is changing it's name to South America for Season 29 to mock Trump, I love those guys!

Woman Crush of the Week - The newly monikered Miley and her hot new single Bass Persuades. Obviously I am a fan!

Here's an idea...A lesbian remake of Brokeback Mountain called Beaver Creek Valley. Think about it, but not too much.

In other news: Jaclyn Smith says Charlie's Angels costar Tanya Roberts asked her to have a threesome, the more you know...

Always remember, never forget: "You're just a hole for daddy" discuss

I'm a big fan of my attitude

I'm a Sagittarius wanna know the things that make me happy?

Find out here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://bsky.app/profile/michaelshinafelt.bsky.social

https://www.tiktok.com/@michaelshinafelt   

Hump Day & Chill

Kylie Minogue & Madonna

"When I feel alone, yeah

I always wanna bring you near
'Cause you bring a smile right here
You chase away my darkest hours
When we go walking, sunlight's all around you
It's all around you
And did I mention? You always bring me
Bring me back with your pure intention" - Love Sensation, Madonna & Kylie Minogue

Summer is coming to a close and I don't know about you but for me the album of the Summer is Madonna Confessions II.

Which produced the epic duet Love Sensation with her Madgesty and one Ms. Kylie Minogue. 

Thus let us Hump Day & Chill with some cool vibes during the dog days of Summer, shall we? We shall!

Don't be a buzz kill.

Confessions II on the WWW -

https://www.madonna.com/

Toxic

Michael Shinafelt

Everyone has a "Toxic Trait" or two. I thought today I would share mine with you.

My "Toxic Trait" is....drum roll please: Knowing the truth before I ask because I wanna see how good you lie.

Go ahead, judge me all you want, but at least I own it!!!

So what's your "Toxic Trait?" 

You can tell me, I promise I won't tell another soul, living or otherwise.

Have a groovy week!

Toxic Trait on Medium.com -

https://medium.com/write-your-world/everyone-has-a-toxic-trait-f49bd977d7c2 

No White After Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day! 

Labor Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_Day  

"Surf Nazis Must Die"

Troma Entertainment, the longest-running independent movie studio in North America, proudly celebrates the release of Surf Nazis Must Die with a new 4K Ultra HD + Special Edition Blu-ray, packed with bonus materials. For over half a century, Troma has distributed cinematic masterpieces such as The Toxic Avenger, Def By Temptation, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., Class of Nuke 'Em High, Cannibal! The Musical and Tromeo and Juliet.   

Surf Nazis Must Die is a dystopian science fiction beach movie that merges How To Stuff A Wild Bikini with A Clockwork Orange. Massive earthquakes have devastated Los Angeles, and anarchy has taken over Southern California. The Surf Nazis, led by Adolf (Barry Brenner, Maniac Cop), have taken control of the coastal turf. They’ve even invented a surfboard with a switchblade knife to dominate the waves. Eleanor "Mama" Washington (Gail Neely, The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear) has been placed into a retirement home for her own safety. When she finds out her son Leroy (Robert Harden, Overkill) is targeted
by the Surf Nazis, Mama heads down to the beach to slap the Reich out of Adolf and his goons.  

Surf Nazis Must Die became a cultural sensation during its theatrical run and airings on USA Network’s Up All Night. The term “Surf Nazis” quickly became part of punk slang. Director Peter George blended the beauty of riding the waves with the ugliness of a lawless world being overrun by fascist gangs. 

The bonus features include the Surf Nazis Must Die theatrical trailer; a Projection Booth Podcast audio interview; Who Controls The Beaches?!?, an interview with director Peter George; the original Blu-ray Intro; the original DVD Intro; scenes from the Tromaville Cafe; Waves Are A War Zone, featuring interviews with Peter George and producer Robert Tinnell; deleted scenes; Independent Artists VS. Corrupt Cartels; the Radiation March; Soul Of Troma; “INNARDS” Music Video; The Toxic Avenger In Ukraine; Troma Sleepover; and Troma Trailers. 

“Surf Nazis Must Die is a brilliantly conceived beach holocaust drama/revenge thriller that you can enjoy with the entire family.”  —Exclusive Magazine 

Watch the trailer for Surf Nazis Must Die here: https://youtu.be/3xro1T2qhPY?si=GmaIYuMQZYM9_0iH  

Order Here: https://mvd.cloud/share/sales/20260828101122.html

I Wanna Be Your Dog

"Man's Best Friend"
Aleksander Skarsgard & Henry Melling
in
Pillion

Here is a still from one of my favorite films of last year Pillion. It's available on HBO Max and I've watched it twice there and saw it once in the theatre, so I've seen it thrice.

For the uninitiated here's the story:

"Colin, a timid man, meets Ray, a confident biker gang leader, who initiates him into a submissive relationship, challenging Colin's mundane existence and prompting personal growth through their unconventional dynamic."

The film sits with a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Got it?! Good dog!

Pillion on Rotten Tomatoes -

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pillion  

Dancing Queen

Pearl & Friend
in
Pearl

"No, I'm a star! Please, I'm a star! - Pearl 

"Ooh-ooh, you can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen" - Dancing Queen, ABBA 

Remember this scene from Pearl where she dances and romances her imaginary Scarecrow lover?

If you've seen the film how could you forget it. If you haven't seen the film, that's the way it goes!

IYKYK!

TGIF!!!

Pearl on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18925334/