No White After Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day! 

Labor Day on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_Day  

"Surf Nazis Must Die"

Troma Entertainment, the longest-running independent movie studio in North America, proudly celebrates the release of Surf Nazis Must Die with a new 4K Ultra HD + Special Edition Blu-ray, packed with bonus materials. For over half a century, Troma has distributed cinematic masterpieces such as The Toxic Avenger, Def By Temptation, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., Class of Nuke 'Em High, Cannibal! The Musical and Tromeo and Juliet.   

Surf Nazis Must Die is a dystopian science fiction beach movie that merges How To Stuff A Wild Bikini with A Clockwork Orange. Massive earthquakes have devastated Los Angeles, and anarchy has taken over Southern California. The Surf Nazis, led by Adolf (Barry Brenner, Maniac Cop), have taken control of the coastal turf. They’ve even invented a surfboard with a switchblade knife to dominate the waves. Eleanor "Mama" Washington (Gail Neely, The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear) has been placed into a retirement home for her own safety. When she finds out her son Leroy (Robert Harden, Overkill) is targeted
by the Surf Nazis, Mama heads down to the beach to slap the Reich out of Adolf and his goons.  

Surf Nazis Must Die became a cultural sensation during its theatrical run and airings on USA Network’s Up All Night. The term “Surf Nazis” quickly became part of punk slang. Director Peter George blended the beauty of riding the waves with the ugliness of a lawless world being overrun by fascist gangs. 

The bonus features include the Surf Nazis Must Die theatrical trailer; a Projection Booth Podcast audio interview; Who Controls The Beaches?!?, an interview with director Peter George; the original Blu-ray Intro; the original DVD Intro; scenes from the Tromaville Cafe; Waves Are A War Zone, featuring interviews with Peter George and producer Robert Tinnell; deleted scenes; Independent Artists VS. Corrupt Cartels; the Radiation March; Soul Of Troma; “INNARDS” Music Video; The Toxic Avenger In Ukraine; Troma Sleepover; and Troma Trailers. 

“Surf Nazis Must Die is a brilliantly conceived beach holocaust drama/revenge thriller that you can enjoy with the entire family.”  —Exclusive Magazine 

Watch the trailer for Surf Nazis Must Die here: https://youtu.be/3xro1T2qhPY?si=GmaIYuMQZYM9_0iH  

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I Wanna Be Your Dog

"Man's Best Friend"
Aleksander Skarsgard & Henry Melling
in
Pillion

Here is a still from one of my favorite films of last year Pillion. It's available on HBO Max and I've watched it twice there and saw it once in the theatre, so I've seen it thrice.

For the uninitiated here's the story:

"Colin, a timid man, meets Ray, a confident biker gang leader, who initiates him into a submissive relationship, challenging Colin's mundane existence and prompting personal growth through their unconventional dynamic."

The film sits with a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Got it?! Good dog!

Pillion on Rotten Tomatoes -

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pillion  

Dancing Queen

Pearl & Friend
in
Pearl

"No, I'm a star! Please, I'm a star! - Pearl 

"Ooh-ooh, you can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen" - Dancing Queen, ABBA 

Remember this scene from Pearl where she dances and romances her imaginary Scarecrow lover?

If you've seen the film how could you forget it. If you haven't seen the film, that's the way it goes!

IYKYK!

TGIF!!!

Pearl on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18925334/   

Michael's Musings

My Demons Would Bend Yours Over, Cheers!
Michael Shinafelt

"Traveling through space and time

Interstellar helix unwind
Don't forsake or the love will die
Don't forget your love, alright
On the spiral light, we fly
We will be one, we will be divine
All the spirits, they all intertwine
Don't forget that" - Good For The Soul, Madonna 

Remember where you're standing was once the goal, indeed.

Congratulations to Olivia Rodrigo on the success of her Daisy Chain Fields festival which gave 20 million to women's causes, Bravo!!!

They say the machines of the future will be as smart as people...OK, but which people? Because that matters quite a bit

FYI Kale has negative calories because it's caloric count is less than the energy expended throwing it up, the more you know...

The weather has finally cooled down in Los Angeles. "Yes" it's nice to be able to walk to the corner store without feeling you are going to collapse from the heat

To the person or persons who vandalized Dolly Parton's star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Cretin(s)!!!

Caught the Meta black comedy Rotting Under The Sun with Sebastian Silva and Jordan Firstman as exaggerated versions of themselves on Mubi. It was fun and quite shall we say gay, that's all

You don't have to worry about me cheating the only thing I do behind your back is stare at your

ass

Woman Crush of the Week - Evan Rachel Wood for her for knockout performance as Liz Schaffer on The Shards

BTW I'm a Sagittarius and I can't take advice from someone whose life I wouldn't want, think about it, but not too much

Today I have to wait around for a Fed-Ex package to show up, and aren't you happy???

Driving to your stupid job every day because society refuses to collapse, discuss

Unlucky: 6th grader flunks Geography after Trump renames everything in the middle of the exam, there's that

Should I use my powers for good or evil today? Hmmm

Find our here -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://bsky.app/profile/michaelshinafelt.bsky.social

https://www.tiktok.com/@michaelshinafelt   

Hump Day & Chill

Kirsten Dunst
as
Marie Antoinette

How "chill" are you? No matter how "chill" you are no one will ever be as "chill" as Kirsten Dunst between takes on the set of Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette.

After all it's hard out there playing a doomed historical figure.

Thus today let us all aspire to Hump Day & Chill like Kirsten. 

Let them eat cake!!!

Marie Antoinette on IMDb -

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422720/   

Meanwhile In Beverly Hills...

Behold!
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Hello September! Let's kick off the month by taking a peek at what's happening in Beverly Hills shall we? We shall!!!

Look it's the season sixteen cast of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills celebrating Rachel Zoe's Birthday 🥳 

All are present and accounted for except for one Ms. Erika Jayne. Now before you go getting all bitchy and think there is some insidious reason for that, Erika is missing because she is currently touring with Kesha as an opening DJ, the more you know.

What's that you say? How do I feel about this season line-up? Well I'm glad you asked!

I am so glad the cast has gotten a shake up and has two new Housewives that are really going to bring it!!! 

Tracy Tutor is already coming in guns blazing with an existing feud with my least favorite Housewife Dorit Kemsley. This being stated I am mostly excited about Leah Remini joining the fold.

Leah is no wallflower, she doesn't do BS! I can't wait till she makes some of the other women fall in line!

That's all.

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills on the WWW -

https://www.nbc.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills