"The Life Of A Showgirl"

Today is officially a celebration of Taylor Swift! In case you have been living in your own Private Idaho her 12th studio album The Life Of A Showgirl has dropped Minions.

I have always admired and liked Ms. Swift on a personal level. While I have liked a few of her songs I've never really gotten too excited over her music. 

Well that changed while I waited with much anticipation for her rift on the George Michael classic Father Figure.

The wait is over!!! I have heard it and from my perspective it's fantastic! 

However I did not have lyrics, like the ones excerpted from it above, on my bingo card coming straight outta one Ms. Taylor Swift. 

Call it her victory lap, or whatever you like, I love it!

PS Happy Mean Girls Day! 

Taylor on the WWW -

https://www.taylorswift.com/

Hump Day & Chill

Taylor & Travis Sitting In A Tree...

In case you didn't hear, AS IF! Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce are engaged! The world needs some fairy tale magic presently. Thus we are going to Hump Day & Chill to these two love birds.

Jackie DeShannon said it best in 1965: "What the world needs now is love, sweet love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of" Indeed...

Honestly I'm happy for these two they seem like a great fit and the perfect Hump Day & Chill.

As an added bonus posting this is going to trigger a lot of people. Especially a big orange Oompa Loompa...Oh Yeah!!! 

Hump Day & Chill magic at it's finest.

Put a ring on it!

For all the engagement details hit the People Magazine link below -

https://people.com/travis-kelce-proposed-to-taylor-swift-two-weeks-ago-at-his-home-his-dad-ed-reveals-11797939   

What Would Taylor Swift Do?

Taylor Swift

Since she has achieved deity status I sometimes think to myself - "What would Taylor Swift Do?" 

Then it cuts through the fog like lightning TS would vote in tomorrow's election! Duh!

I voted early and put it my voice in a drop box. "Yes" it has been received and counted and...

One guess who I cast my ballot for. Check off another thing I have in common with Taylor Swift. That's all.

Kamala Harris on the WWW -

https://kamalaharris.com/    

Hump Day & Chill

Hump Day & Chill: The Childless Cat Ladies have been activated! 

Let's Go!!!

Taylor Swift on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/?hl=en  

Here, Here!

Just when you thought Taylor Swift couldn't get any cooler...

Taylor on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/

Don't Mess With Taylor Swift...

Look what you made her do...

Kim Kardashian's social media profile is taking a hit in the wake of Taylor Swift dropping a new diss track about the reality TV star.

ICYMI ... Taylor's new song, "thanK you aIMee," is a thinly veiled revenge anthem against Kim -- hence the capitalized letters in the title. In the song, Taylor blasts a bully from her past ... slamming the woman as a "bronze spray-tanned statue."

And, only a few days after the track's release, Kim's lost more than 100,000 fans on social media ... with countless Swifties spamming her Instagram and X pages with vitriol.

Source: TMZ  

Superbowl Sunday

Taylor Swift

It's Superbowl Sunday again Minions! The showdown is between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs for those of you out of the loop.

However this year's MVP will not be on the playing field. "Yes" this year's MVP is Taylor Swift, saw her name 5 times and she will appear (OK, kidding, you do't have to day her name at all and she will appear.)

Taylor has had quite the 2023 and looks like she is going to win 2024 as well. Not to mention  her guy Travis Kelce who is tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs needs cheering on, Taylor style. I know you've seen her engaging because MAGA (ts) have lost there sh!t over it!

Whatever the outcome of the game Taylor Swift for today's win!

Taylor on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/?hl=en 

Monday Motivation

Here we are another Monday another Monday Motivation this one is from the most popular woman on the planet Taylor Swift.

If I was a betting man I would bet the house that Taylor knows of what she speaks all things considered. Honestly how could she not with this?

Pain can be good fuel to push you further and make you try harder. Listen to the woman because I'm sure that's one of the reasons she is the most successful music star out there presently.

Now get on with your Monday Minions and F#ck the pain away!

Taylor on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/?hl=en

Monday Motivation

Love her or hate her Taylor Swift is a talented young woman. She also gave my favorite Monday Motivation this week.

This is something I learned a long time ago and it is quite a powerful place to be. Once I understood Ms. Swift's comment I found easy to dismiss anything negative stated about me by a casual observer.

Recently I encountered some harassment along these lines of a certain someone who kept telling me a basic bold faced lie about who I was. I finally said to them: "What you say to me doesn't bother me because I know it isn't true. It's the fact that you keep saying it that's annoying me."

Succinct to the point and really what was being said wasn't the problem because I am confident and secure in myself, it was the repetitive factor, I was bored hearing it over and over every chance this individual got.

Thus this Monday and times infinity I be on Team Taylor & Michael - trust me, it's a winning one!

Taylor on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/?hl=en   

A Tale Of Two Taylors

Taylors
Lautner & Swift

Taylor Swift teamed with her former boyfriend Taylor Lautner on her latest video for her unreleased track I Can See You off of her Speak Now (Taylor's Version) re-recorded album. 

WOW! That's a lot to take in all at once now isn't it???

Thus let's just christen today A Tale Of Two Taylors and have a Kiki.

PS the Taylor know as Swift is the one with her back to us in the photo.

Get the full 411 at the CNN article below -

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/09/entertainment/taylor-swift-taylor-lautner/index.html  

You Need To Calm Down

Unbothered
Taylor Swift

With all the utter BS surrounding the LGBTQIA community this Pride Month I feel Taylor Swift said it perfectly: You Need To Clam Down!!!

It seems to me Donald Trump having a Meg Ryan moment from When Harry Met Sally during a public speech at a podium is cause for some real concern, not people who are just trying to live their lives in peace.

Enjoy the last week of Pride Month Minions and remember Pride is an all year long thing!

Hit the video for You Need To Calm Down after the jump...

Taylor on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/  

NBD aka National Backwards Day

Who's That Girl?
Taylor Swift

Today is National Backwards Day and it's amazing the stuff you find when you Google things that make you go reverse. I found out that Taylor Swift sometimes hikes backwards. She's been spotted in Los Angeles doing this many a time. 

Her explanation? Here it is: “I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood so I hiked the whole trail backwards and my security told me when to make turns."

Sounds reasonable enough to moi, hey if you aren't in the mood...

Thus let's celebrate the day and bend it like Taylor, you know you wanna try walking backwards bad!!!

National Backwards Day on the WWW -

https://nationaltoday.com/national-backward-day/

National Joe Day

Got Joe?
Taylor Swift & Joe Alwyn

In today's turn and face the strange news, did you know that guys named Joe have their own day? Well now you do today is National Joe Day! Seriously, it is, look it up if you don't believe me. 

So if you have an actual friend named Joe, perhaps you want to meet up for a cup of Joe or two to celebrate. Of course we all know how Taylor Swift will be celebrating this day being as she has a beau named Joe, actor Joe Alwyn to be exact.

Now I don't think they will celebrate dressed to the nines as they are in the above moment, but I am sure they will most likely be up to something, something.

Remember today the world belongs to all the Joe's and you just live in it...

Mic Drop!

National Joe Day on the WWW (see I told you it was real) -

https://nationaltoday.com/national-joe-day/

Monday Motivation

VOTING!
Taylor Swift

I know I've said it before and I'm gonna say it again, and most likely one more time before November 3rd. Today's Monday Motivation is VOTE! VOTE early, VOTE on election day, VOTE by mail or drop your mail in ballot off at an official drop off box. Not a fake GOP one, they send you the official locations near you with your ballot FYI.

Here today to help me motivate you is Taylor Swift. Ms. Swift has recently gotten vocal in a political way (not a music way, she's been doing that for a while.) about her political leanings. 

She recently stood in line and cast her VOTE for Biden/Harris. How do I know who she VOTED for? Because she came out and backed the Biden/Harris ticket publicly, that's how.

Now I'm not trying to motivate anyone to cast their ballot a certain way, OK, yes I F#cking am! Please join Taylor and myself and cast your VOTE for people who are not insane and addicted to Adderall.

VOTE!!!

Voter Information -

https://www.vote411.org/  

Michael's Musings

Drag Chicken
Michael Shinafelt

We have arrived at yet another Thursday of another week in the year 2020. The one thing you can say about this year without any question is there really hasn't been a dull moment during this time in History. There have been quite ones, but those were of my own making and choosing (and trust me we all need them)

Moving on I had a great sleep last night and I don't know about you kiddies, but I feel so much yummier, time to hit it!

Taylor Swift has a new album Folklore dropping tonight at Midnight, because what the world needs now is new music from Ms. Swift???

You've come a long way since the slut pig days baby!

In my next life I want to come back as Muffin Sangria

What is this? Showgirls? Wear a bra

Peacock's are simply chickens in drag

A kiss can be deadly if you mean it...

Hugh Jackman in a tux, that is all

Please I need you to stay inside, gays encouraging their friends to self quarantine 😈

Woman Crush of the Week - Wall of Moms, they are bad ass!

Brandi Glanville really brought last night on RHOBH

If God loves us, then why isn't auto-correct very accurate?

When your mind says isolate, but your loins say something else, discuss 

"It’d be nice if Mark Zuckberg put the same amount of effort into removing white supremacists from his website as he does putting on sunscreen" - Chelsea Handler

This is what happens when Caucasian people get adventurous

Get your adventure on with me here:

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Michael's Musings

Michael Shinafelt

"You need to just stop
Like can you just not step on my gown?You need to calm down" - You Need To Calm Down, Taylor Swift

While I understand there are many things to give one pause in the world today, let's keep them in perspective. "Yes" there are some things that should anger/upset/disturb you. Then there's things that the Karen's of the world get mad at.

PS you know who you are and what I'm am addressing, uh-huh, I'm gonna leave that here. Moving on Minions...

Hey Police, my 81 year old Mom has been practicing her falling skills FYI

Doesn't anyone watch Sesame Street anymore?!

There's a sucker born every minute, swallowers are harder to find - The more you know

If you could cure COVID19 by sacrificing just one human, who would it be and why did you choose Trump?

Dear Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute - WTF were you thinking?! Honestly I am surprised this took two years to come out. Neither of you can blame it on your youth either. How entitled of both of you to think you could call the cops on anyone for a crime they did not commit just because you were mad at them for cheating on a friend of yours. Let alone doing it to a Black Woman...Wow, just wow!

The Battle: Impulse for connection v Impulse for the greater good 

Holy Mother of Dachshunds!

Hello, My Tricks (make of it what you will, or not)

Woman Crush of the Week - Judy Garland who would have been 98 yesterday. Why? Because it's Pride Month and her performance in A Star Is Born is nothing short of brilliant!

The Confederate Flag is a symbol of slavery, racism and oppression, but it’s also a symbol of losers getting their ass kicked, just sayin'

Trivia: Who was the last person to disband the Police? Answer: Sting

Ever wonder while kicking it: Where's the lightning bolt?

Now serving candy for breakfast

It's always great to have the comfort of Law and Order: SVU reruns during these times

Come see what else I'm watching at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Michael's Musings

Seeing Red
Michael Shinafelt

Cuomo shows up and it's like “Ooooh, Daddy's here.” Newsome shows up and it's like “Ooooh, likable step-dad is here.”Trump shows up and it's like “Ooooh, racist grandpa took out his dick at the bus stop.” - John Fugelsang

Yeah, I wished I could take credit for this gem, but I acquiesce to comedian John Fugelsang. I follow Mr. Fugelsang on Twitter. Oddly getting my Tweet on has been a quite cathartic outlet for me during these trying times. It's the arena where I get truly politic and where brilliant minds like Fugelsang remind me not everyone is a MAGA Zombie Apocalypse wanna be. Moving on up, down and perpendicular...

Post quarantine will the producers of My 600 Pound Life find me? Or do I need to call them? How does this work???

BTW - how's your quarantine going? I actually took a nap yesterday to stop eating...

Vanderpump Rules is totally dreck this season

In these tough times there we can always count on the Taylor Swift/Kanye West/Kim Kardashian menage. They'll be there for you.

Raspberry Sherbet - that's all

My favorite refrain of late? "Where's the pizza???"

Stop getting creative with hard boiled eggs, I implore you!!!

Just Say: Le Woof

Woman Crush of the Week - Sia because I want to swing from the chandelier, damn it

You put your right foot in, you rock out with your c#ck out. Now THAT's the hokey pokey!!!

Doesn't it feel a lot better?

Fingers crossed Halloween Kills, the follow up to 2018's Halloween doesn't get lost in the shuffle due to the age of Corona. Hey, I have my priorities in tact.

When you are a gay man with the last name of Rimmer (true story) 

Do you hear what I hear? Do you? Answer me! Whatever...

Send nudes here:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Michael's Musings

TBT: Feel The Blonde
Michael Shinafelt

The week in review? Let's not and say we went there, shall we? Yeah, it's like that. While everything is what you make of it, some things are more challenging than others and push you to find your super power within. Luckily the power to be my own Superhero exists in me, and you minions.

I have not lasted this long to be taken out by a virus named after a light beer. Hear that Orange Julius?! Here we go again, as it will and always shall be, it's time!!!

Nothing says love like a chocolate maggot

Billy sticks his finger in Susan's clam, what happens next? Discuss...

Rivers, veiny and rushing (yes, that's an entendre) 

FYI I've put it all on the record, uh-huh

Taylor Swift is "The Man" in her new music video, puns are in the heart

Let me show the the exact moment  _________ what would you like me to see peeps? Show me...

Macaulay Culkin set to appear in Season 10 of American Horror Story, I wonder if he'll be Home Alone in it?

Overheard while grocery shopping. Woman to her friend: "Booze, I must have some booze."

Woman Crush of the Week - Lala Kent of Vanderpump Rules. Sobriety is a good look for you, keep it up grrrrrrrl!

#MakeHumanityGreatAgain

Hey let's go back to the pod

Riddle me this, why does my face hurt sometimes after working out?

Remember to always keep feeling fascination 

Fun Fact of the Day: Ryan Gosling owns a pair of King Tut slippers 

What do I own? Find out at the links below...if you dare!
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt  

Odd Couple

Meow!
Taylor Swift & James Corden

New Couple Alert! Bare witness to Taylor Swift and James Corden out on the town. JK Last night was the premiere of the movie Cats and the two of them co-star in it. But how fun would it be if they were really dating? Yeah, I thought so too 😃

Anyway, "Yes" about last night, it was the premiere of the movie musical Cats and it was a big to do. Director Tom Hooper says he finished the final cut of the film 36 hours before the premiere. Wow! That's really "cutting" it close! 

Oddly enough, or perhaps not. There is no word on how good it is or isn't really. That may be because of it getting it's final touches at the last minute, or it could be that they fear the critics will not like it.

Personally I have not interest in seeing it one way or the other. Nothing about it appeals to me which is why, never have I ever seen the Andrew Lloyd Webber show.

C'est La Vie!

Cats on the WWW:
https://www.catsmovie.com/

Just Because...Taylor Swift As Rapunzel

Let Your Hair Down
Taylor Swift

Just Because it's whimsical, Just Because it's artsy and Just Because it's Taylor Swift photographed by Annie Leibovitz, Heeeeeere's Taylor as Disney's Rapunzel!

Annie as you may or may not know shot a series a various celebs as Disney characters in an ad campaign for the parks called, what else? Disney Dreams.

I love this campaign and ever so often I run an image from it here on Entertain Me. Well with Taylor Swift being everywhere 24/7 not to mention that she appears in this month's movie musical Cats today it was her time to take the Disney Princess throne.

Thus Just Because it's my blog and I do what I want to, this is what you get on this Tuesday December 10, 2019.

You're Welcome...

Taylor on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/taylorswift/?hl=en