Could It Be Hot Pink Satan?

They're Hot, They're Pink...Could They Be Satan?
Clea Cutthroat & Jeremy Creamer

Why "Yes" it is Hot Pink Satan Friday here at Entertain Me. In case you aren't familiar with these minions from Hell, well here's your chance to get it:

Hot Pink Satan is a dark electronic adventure. HPS is Clea Cutthroat(Bonaparte) & Jeremy Creamer a.k.a. allinaline (DAATH, Chimaira). They joined forces in 2017 to create HPS, a blend of beats, noise, hooks, and sexual hellfire.

Their debut album Spells drops, well, today. Thus I asked HPS front woman, one Ms. Clea Cutthroat to name five of her favorite spells and give us the 411 on how she casts them. R U Ready?! Abracadabra, Hocus Pocus & All That Jizz of course U R!!!

5 MAGIC SPELLS
1. Purple Paint Protection Spell: For this spell you will need a red cup filled with royal purple paint, salt, a towel, and a crowd of people.

Put on Hot Pink Satan’s UTI, stand in the center and use the salt to draw a circle around yourself. 3 times chant “U suck, go Die, U gave me a UTI” take the purple paint from the red cup and smear it all over your face and body. Now hurl yourself into the crowd of people. Watch in amazement as they scream and scatter. So mote it be. 2. Keep Nipple Tape on During Shows Spell: For this spell you need brick dust, black electrical tape, a photo of Wendy O. Williams, and red chili peppers. Prepare the bowl of dried red chili peppers and present it in front of your picture of punk goddess Wendy O. Williams. Take 4 pieces of electrical tape, make them into 2 “x”s and place in front of alter. Sprinkle brick dust thru the tape. Ask Wendy for her guidance. So mote it be

"Breathe"

From

"Spells"

3. Blood Spell for Youthful Skin: This spell is guaranteed to keep you looking 10 years younger, and you don’t even need to murder like Countess Elizabeth Bathory. For this powerful spell, begin by burning sage at your altar with a picture of the Goddess of the crossroads: Siouxsie Sioux. Prick your finger and mix 3 drops of your pure blood into a cup of strawberry flavored fake blood. Smear this magical ointment all over your body and let dry as you listen to Hot Pink Satan’s album, Spells. When done, shower and revel in the magical results!

4. Spell for a Bountiful Booty: For this spells you will need a pair of stiletto boots, a black lace thong washed in holy water, and a protein bar. Play “Squirt” in the background as you put on your thong, and boots. Pour a cup of holy water (or Florida water) over your head, and squat in stilettos for the duration of the song. Repeat three times. The next time you see Clea, give her a handshake of respect. So mote it be. 5. Guides for Hot Pink Sexual Magic: Sex Magic is a classic High Magik and should be done when one is ready to “receive”. Light 3 red candles, anoint yourself in a bath of sandalwood, rose petals, and 6 drops of blood. Take a microphone chord and wrap it around yourself 6 times thinking to Clea Cutthroat, and focus on receiving blessing of sensual delights from Hot Pink Satan. Clea has a special magic that she can help you climax even when not present in the room. Praise the Fantasy! So mote it be.

Worship Hot Pink Satan @:
https://www.facebook.com/hotpinksatan/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qn54bHEc30
https://www.instagram.com/hotpinksatan/
https://hotpinksatan.com/
https://twitter.com/hotpinksatan?lang=en

Behold...Hot Pink Satan!

Here To Give U A H A N D
Hot Pink Satan

Bet  you thought you'd never see a byline like this, ever, am I right? You know I am, well since the reality is that you have let me extrapolate.

There's a new band walking the earth and they call themselves, you guessed it - Hot Pink Satan!

Here is the 411 from the mouth of the Pink Lords of Hell:

"Clea Cutthroat, Allinaline & James Lynch. Hot Pink Satan is a dark electronic adventure into the sparkling flames of a hot pink hell. Eating up beats with a fork n' knife."

Their first single & video H A N D dropped yesterday, here to tell us all about it is the Dark Mistress of Pink, Clea Cutthroat! 

MS: Tell how HPS was born, was it bloody?

CC: HPS was born at a secret space station, that uses a Drag bar as a front in Pittsburgh. The birthing process involved a lot of blood, milk, and glitter...a lot of glitter. Glitter never leaves, and neither will Hot Pink Satan 

MS: HPS is described as " a dark electronic adventure into the sparkling flames of a hot pink hell" extrapolate please

CC: Well, we like to think of HPS as an experience. We don't live in a box, and neither should anyone else. We're electronic and evil, but we'll still throw some glitter on ya, and buy you a cocktail in the morning.  

MS: The first HPS single bears the ominous title HAND, should one be afraid?

CC: Haha! We're gonna leave you in suspense there. Hands are magical extremities that can do so many awesomely cruel and delicious things. I'll let you be the judge of that. But, I'm gonna plate my hand in gold and call it "baby"   

Hand Job
By
Heather Jingles Meek

MS: Awesome make-up for the first single! I assume HPS's look will always be unique to each baby it drops?

CC: Thank you! Heather Jingles Meek did our makeup. (www.instagram.com/jinglesbitch) She is an incredible makeup artist based out of Pittsburgh. We have been dying to work with her and the timing was perfect! Yes, you can definitely expect that everything we release will be a new artistic expression...as every song is anyways. I really love being able to dive into the visuals and storytelling. You can be anything, do anything. Magic's in the makeup, and the vision beats deeply in our cold black hearts 

MS: What does HPS like to do for fun?

CC: We love to drink with drag queens, play with punks, shop for eyeliner with goths, interrupt drum circles, and dine in dungeons.

                                                                H A N D

They're Hot, They're Pink, They're Satan, Get Over It!

https://soundcloud.com/hotpinksatan 

https://www.facebook.com/hotpinksatan 

https://www.instagram.com/hotpinksatan

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Hot Pink Satan

Congratulations to my friend Clea Cutthroat the virgin single with her band Hot Pink Satan drops today it's called: H A N D - an interview is coming tomorrow here on Entertain Me, duh!

Also another well deserved kudo to my friend Naama Kates whose film Sorceress will be shown at the White Nights Film Festival in St. Petersburg, Russia this month

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