Gutters

John Stamos recently turned 63, and to celebrate he took a shirtless selfie (above) and posted it to his Instagram, naturally.

I for one would not mind filling those gutters, how about you???

Think about it, but not too much...

John on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/johnstamos/   

Shirtless Saturday

Yum!

For no other reason than I feel like it, here is singer/songwriter/rapper Maluma shirtless.

All hail his sweaty abs, and then some!!!

You're Welcome...

Maluma on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/maluma/?hl=en

Hump Day & Chill

Feed Me!

Nothing says Hump Day & Chill like a shirtless hunk being fed grapes, so it is written and so it shall be, at least for today.

Life has been pretty stagnant of late, the world seems to have stopped. but we can still smell the roses.

When I saw this image I felt transported and calm. It fed a few fantasies of mine as well. OK, they really aren't fantasies, more like memories. Fluff up your pillow and dream about that one.

This is a perfect oasis for me and gives me all sorts of feels. You know what feels are, correct? Like tranquil, relaxed, groovy get the picture???

So I'm kicking my Hump Day & Chill off with this image in mind. It's giving me life at present and I hope you all get something from it as well.

In the immortal words of Audrey II "Feed Me!"

Hump Day on Wikipedia 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpday  

Monday Motivation

"I'm A Mouse, Duh!"
Gus Kenworthy

With the completely bonkers American Horror Story: 1984 in full force I thought to myself What better Monday Motivation than one of it's stars Gus Kenworthy doing his take on the "Slut Mouse" from Mean Girls?" 

I mean who could forget Amanda Seyfried's Karen Smith in nothing buy lingerie and tiny mouse ears uttering "I'm a mouse, duh!" Seriously, you really can't un-see that...and who better to do a male take on it, shirtless and oh so slutty, than Gus?

With his body I would go shirtless as often as possible, Hell I'd go completely naked as much as possible if I looked him! Fortunately Mr. Kenworthy has gotten naked for us in photos that bare his supple booty.

So file this under Monday Motivation: Halloween Goals. "Yes" I know I will never own a body like Gus', but I will trim off the little bit of extra baggage I put on after my surgery (it really wasn't that much) and next Halloween I will be a shirtless "Vampire Slut" because being a "Slut Mouse" is for major league studs, like Gus, not DILF's like me.

Gus on Instagram -
https://www.instagram.com/guskenworthy/?hl=en   

Hump Day & Chill

Breakfast Of Champions
Neil Patrick Harris

With the heatwave an increasing need for a refreshing adult beverage is in order. What is more refreshing than a margarita, I ask you? "Yep" I figured you wouldn't have a contradictory response because margaritas rule!

Thus for this Hump Day & Chill not only do I bring you the divine drink called a margarita, I also bestow upon you images of Neil Patrick Harris on his vacation in Mexico imbibing them, shirtless and otherwise.

Now hows THAT for a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Hump Day & Chill?

Cheers! 

The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
Neil Patrick Harris

Heaven Is A Margarita On Earth
Neil Patrick Harris

Margarita Mania
Neil Patrick Harris & Friends

NPH on Instagram -

https://www.instagram.com/nph/?hl=en   

Shirtless Saturday - Ansel Elgort

Where's The Beef?
Ansel Elgort

With Baby Driver currently hot, hot, hot it seemed only fitting to show off it's even hotter star Ansel Elgort baring his upper body and pretty much the rest of it as well.

Yep, Ansel is darn near naked in this photo of him in a barely there swimsuit, lucky us that he's such a giver.

Although I have yet to see it, I hear Baby Driver is quite good and eventually I will give it a watch, but until them I will be content looking at this image of Ansel and wondering what's underneath those trunks.

Join me won't you? 

Happy Saturday & other things!

Ansel on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/ansel/?hl=en   

Monday Motivation

They Are Some Motivation!
l-r
Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston & Zac Efron

Since I have lost ten pounds, I have hit a plateau that the struggle is real to cross it. I have yet to lose more, and trust me I need to!

This is the week I am going to do it, I can and will. What better way for me to keep my goals in mind than posting not one, but three yummy shirtless celebrities. Hey, it's better in threes.

I would like to thank these studs for their service in motivating me this week: Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston and of course my boy Zac Efron. 

While I am realistic and know I will never look as cut as any of these dudes, I merely want the motivation to look my personal best. A trimmer me who can wear my fun clothes again, meaning my more fashion forward things in my closet that don't compliment a belly.

Something that is completely achievable if I stick to the script.

Happy Monday, get motivated!

Me on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en   

2 Hunks & A Diva

Your Never Fully Dressed Without A Hunk
l-r Ryan Kelsey, Vanessa Williams & James Davis

Since I love me some Vanessa Williams and who doesn't like to looking at Chippendale's Dancers - here is a photo of the diva and two hunks from the famed dance troupe at Ryan Kelsey and James Davis snapped at the Nevada Ballet Theater's Black & White Ball in Las Vegas.

Where it just so happens that Vanessa was being honored that evening. Coincidence, not!

Ms. Williams looks amazing as per usual in her black gown and the guys make the perfect shirtless accessories. 

I think the next time I attend a gala I need  a couple of bare chested hunks to flank me on the red carpet. But I think I will wear something other than a black gown thank you very much.

Have a good one!

Vanessa on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/vanessawilliamsofficial/?hl=en

Photobomb! Justin Trudeau

Who's That Guy?
Justin Trudeau!
Photo: Marnie Recker

For those of you who may not know, Justin Trudeau is the strapping Prime Minister of Canada. Really that's all you need to know about him because that's what this post is all about...yep it's time to objectify him!

The above image is you see is him shirtless on the beach graciously deferring to a bride to be and her family, yum!

Photographer Marnie Recker caught the candid wedding crasher and tweeted it with these hashstags and such..

#Trudeau moves out of the way for a bride coming onto the beach to be married. #tofino #cdnpoli #surf #wedding

Very nice Marnie, what a good eye you have, a very good one. 

Here is a close-up of Trudeau's mug so you can better see what he looks like, handsome guy he is.

Love That Joker
Justin Trudeau

Check out Marnie's Photography at: 

http://marnierecker.com/         

No Brainer: Magic Mike XXL

Time For Some "Magic" at Los Angeles Pride

It's the marketing no brainer of the year. Yes, there was a Magic Mike XXL float in the Los Angeles Pride Parade.

Stars Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer & Adam Rodriguez were on it accompanied by some shirtless ripped guys shaking their money makers.

Oh, and I was there and I saw it all with my own two eyes.

Brilliant idea not to mention fun!

Feel the magic at: http://www.magicmikemovie.com/

Zac Efron Is Your Shirtless Friend

Nipples, Nipples, Nipples: Zac Efron

OK, so you all know I have a Jared Leto thing, running a close second is Zac Efron.

Hey, he came up as my celebrity match when I took a quiz that came through my Facebook news feed. 

Even though Jared & Zac share similar qualities - there are differences, age being one of them. 

Recently it was brought to everyone's attention that Zac would be appearing shirtless, a few gratuitous times in his upcoming movie We Are Your Friends.

While I prefer Zac in his Birthday suit, his upper body is quite the view.

"He's shirtless and you get a good dose of it," states director Max Joseph on the upcoming movie.

So here you go some Tuesday celebrity skin, enjoy my fellow Efron fans!

Zac on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1374980/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1