What Would Jason Sudeikis Do?

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Jason Sudeikis

After another trying week in the world at large, I woke this morning to this quite inviting image of one Jason Sudeikis, and thought to myself "What Would Jason Sudeikis Do?"

Maybe not as thought provoking as the TV Show What Would You Do? Hosted by John Quinones, but hey Jason looks so sexy in his shorts and scruff, so I choose my basic instincts today.

It turns out Jason is headed out to his office in Silverlake, CA - Damn! Why don't you come up and see me sometime, stud?

Quarantine is giving me all sorts of feels this ayem. I need some kicks below that waistline, sunshine.

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Jason on IMDb -
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0837177/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 

Current Mood

Just Saw His Parents Having Sex
Gerard Butler

"Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now, I been feeling it since 1966, now, Might be over now, but I feel it still" - Feel It Still, Portugal The Man 

Today's Current Mood is brought to you by Gerard "The Stud" Butler & Portugal, The Man. Together they perfectly summarize my state of being, or do they?

Confused? Why? It all makes perfect sense in every little way if you think about it, but not too much.

Explain myself? No, mon cheri I'll never explain again, that's a fact.

Remember what the Dormouse said: Feed Your Head...

T.G.I.F! As the kids and everyone else says these days, or is it daze? 

T.G.I.F. via the Urban Dictionary -
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TGIF  

Monday Motivation

"I'm A Mouse, Duh!"
Gus Kenworthy

With the completely bonkers American Horror Story: 1984 in full force I thought to myself What better Monday Motivation than one of it's stars Gus Kenworthy doing his take on the "Slut Mouse" from Mean Girls?" 

I mean who could forget Amanda Seyfried's Karen Smith in nothing buy lingerie and tiny mouse ears uttering "I'm a mouse, duh!" Seriously, you really can't un-see that...and who better to do a male take on it, shirtless and oh so slutty, than Gus?

With his body I would go shirtless as often as possible, Hell I'd go completely naked as much as possible if I looked him! Fortunately Mr. Kenworthy has gotten naked for us in photos that bare his supple booty.

So file this under Monday Motivation: Halloween Goals. "Yes" I know I will never own a body like Gus', but I will trim off the little bit of extra baggage I put on after my surgery (it really wasn't that much) and next Halloween I will be a shirtless "Vampire Slut" because being a "Slut Mouse" is for major league studs, like Gus, not DILF's like me.

Gus on Instagram -
https://www.instagram.com/guskenworthy/?hl=en   

Dog Duty

Doggy Style
Dylan McDermott

It's time to let the dogs out, that's correct minions tis the day for Dog Duty, surrender the leash!

Oh, and what better way to report for such a task than with stud Dylan McDermott walking his pooch (not a euphemism) in NYC.

Dylan is so hunky, how hunky is he you ask? Well he actually attended a play I was in many moons ago, where I bared my backside to the audience and my front side to my fellow cast members.

I believe he was there because one of my co-stars was his waiter at a restaurant and told him about it. Anyway...he has the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen and so handsome to boot.

What does this have to do with Dog Duty you may ask? Nothing really, I simply used the dog walking pic as an excuse to swoon over Dylan. "Yes" I am feeling naughty - so there!

Now get out there and crack that whip (this is a euphemism) 

Ciao! 

Dylan on Twitter -
https://twitter.com/DylanMcDermott

Hump Day & Chill

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