Life Is A Mystery...

Madonna

Do you like mysteries? Good because today you are getting one I tell you what. 

I'm feeling this image of the Madonna today all hail the Queen of Pop! For several reasons mainly in what it speaks to me myself and I.

There is your mystery today I'm not going to tell you what thoughts and emotions this striking photo gives me. I'm sure you have a clue, but not the big picture. Let's just say it evokes some very strong ones about the state of the world, that's all you need to know. 

Now it's time to get on with it and sally forth into Friday...or not. 

TGIF & Such!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/  

Hump Day & Chill

Mick Jagger & Madonna

Today's Hump Day & Chill is going to be one for the ages! That's correct Minions I am pulling out all the stops and we are going to "chill" with two music legends Madonna & Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones!!!

While their musical output differs their performance style at it's core is similar. "Yes" they both come from a sexual place and both are very powerful individuals.

So what becomes two legends most? I would have loved to have been privy to their conversation but alas I was not on the exclusive guest list for "The Party" 

"The Party" is a post Oscar bash thrown by Queen Madonna and her manager Guy Oseary now in  it's seventeenth year. It's thrown at Oseary's Los Angeles home and co-sponsored by Gucci and Capital One. 

Hump Day & Chill in greatness Minions!!!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/

 Mick on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/mickjagger/

Everyone

Everyone is a star, and Everyone has the right to live...

"Everybody come on, dance and sing
Everybody get up and do your thing
Everybody come on, dance and sing
Everybody get up and do your thing

Let the music take control
Find a groove and let yourself go
When the room begins to sway
You know what I'm trying to say" - Madonna, Everybody

Let Love Rule! The revolution will not be televised!

Everyone in the Collins Dictionary -

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/everyone  

Ray Of Light

Here We Go!
Karen Castrischer-Stegall & Michael Shinafelt

Heading into the week like...

"Faster than the speeding light, she's flying
Trying to remember where it all began
She's got herself a little piece of Heaven
Waiting for the time when Earth shall be as one

And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
And I feel like I just got home
And I feel" - Ray Of Light, Madonna

You've got this!

Join Us at -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://bsky.app/profile/michaelshinafelt.bsky.social   

Deeper And Deeper

Are Bananas A Carb?
Madonna & Co

"Deeper and deeper, and deeper, and deeper

Sweeter and sweeter, and sweeter, and sweeter

I can't help falling in love
I fall deeper and deeper the further I go..."

Hey Minions, I hope you enjoy this still of Madonna & Co. from her classic hit Deeper And Deeper going bananas.

TGIF!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en  

Current Mood

Give It Up, Do As I Say...

"Once you put your hand in the flame, you can never be the same
There's a certain satisfaction in a little bit of pain
I can see you understand, I can tell that you're the same
If you're afraid, well, rise above
I only hurt the ones I love" - Erotica, Madonna

Any questions???

I thought not!!!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en  

Hump Day & Chill

Love Is Love
Madonna & Isabella Rossellini

It's Pride Month and today I thought we would Hump Day & Chill to the Queen of Pop doing what she does best, being provocative.

"Yes" here is an image from Madonna's notorious Sex book of her and Isabella Rossellini in a suggestive embrace as a Lesbian Couple.

I felt it only fitting that we include one of the LGBTQIA's strongest allies in our Pride celebration here at Entertain Me.

Madonna after all was on the front line in the battle against HIV and AIDS, thus we must give the legend credit where it is due.

So snuggle up to this image of love and Hump Day & Chill with Pride!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en   

The Merry, Merry Month Of May...

Justify This!
Madonna

"Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, They say I better stop or I'll go blind" - She Bop, Cyndi Lauper

Tis the Merry, Merry Month Of May! Do you know why it's so merry? Well I'll give you some hints. Cyndi Lauper is singing about it in the her song She Bop (think about the lyrics above, but not too much) 

Madonna has simulated it in concert and in the image above. "Yes" May is a month long worldwide celebration of the big "M" 

Now I'm not going to expand on what the big "M" is. Not because I am uncomfortable saying it, because it's more fun to be somewhat subtle and cryptic.

In case you still don't get it, here is a link to Planned Parenthood below to spell it out for you...

TGIF! Celebrate!

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/about-us/newsroom/press-releases/mays-happy-ending-give-yourself-a-hand-this-national-masturbation-month

To Schwing Or Not To Schwing?

 Celebrate!

So Ricky Martin appeared on stage with Madonna for her Celebration Tour stop in Miami. 

There has been some debate as to whether or not Ricky popped a boner on stage or not. 

While I personally did not see it in the video, that does not mean that otthers did. It may have blended in the way my eyes saw it.

Honestly even though it eluded me I'm going to go out on a limb and say he did. Those Drag Queens were grinding and writhing in his lap something fierce!

That would cause any man to rise the occassion...

Mic Drop!

The Celebration Tour on the WWW -

https://www.madonna.com/tour

Vogue

Madonna & Pamela Anderson

"Come on, vogue

Let your body move to the music [move to the music]

Hey, hey, hey

Come on, vogue

Let your body go with the flow [go with the flow]

You know you can do it" - Madonna, Vogue

Here's an image for the ages, Madonna & Pamela Anderson on stage during Vogue for Madonna's Celebration tour in Vancouver, BC. 

Let's call this when two icons unite. If you have been living in your own Private Idaho and don't know either of these women it's called Google Minions! 

Icon powers activated, indeed...

Check out the Celbration Tour Here -

https://www.madonna.com/tour

Hump Day & Chill

Dvias x Duos 
Madonna & Barbara Streisand 

It's a Doubleplusgood type of Hump Day & Chill today with two, count em', two divas instead of uno. 

"Yes" it's Madonna and Barbara Streisand together on what looks like the set of Who's That Girl? Because as you can see Madonna is looking quite Nkki Finn.

Obviously these two have encountered each other prior to this, I wonder what prompted Ms. Streisand to visit the set? I wonder if anything of importance was uttered? I wonder, wonder, wonder what exactly went down when these two divas colllided period!!!

Well I guess we can Hump Day & Chill and fill in those blanks for ourselves Minions, now can't we??? We Can!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en

Barbara on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/barbrastreisand/?hl=en   

Hump Day & Chill

Join Her?
Madonna

Since the Holiday Season is hectic I'd thought it's time for something one can truly Hump Day & Chill to. You've heard of Elf on the Shelf of course, how could you not?! Well today I bequeath you the most chill thing ever on this Hump Day December 13th 2023 - Ladies & Gentlemen it's Madonna and a Martini...Yay!

While I am not specifically sure what Madonna era this was shot in, I do know the location, this was shot at, the now defunct Small's Bar across from Paramount Studios (I loved that bar and had Martini's there quite often) for an issue of Vanity Fair. 

Thus take a Holiday breather and join Madonna and myself for that matter in a Martini!

 Do you prefer vodka or gin? I am a gin straight up two olive sort of guy...

Hump Day & Chill Minions!!!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en

Santa Baby

Madonna

"Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot, Been an angel all year, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight" - Santa Baby, Madonna 

Santa Baby has been covered by many artists over the years, my personal favorite is the cover Madonna did of it. 

Here she is proving what a Bad Girl she has been with an outtake shot of her from her SEX book by Steven Meisel.

So what do you want Santa Baby to bring you this Christmas 2023? Hopefully you won't get a lump of coal.

I know what I want, and it's not a lot, and it's not a yacht...

Ho, Ho, Ho! (if you get my drift...)

Santa Baby by Madonna after the jump! 

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/ 

Hump Day & Chill

Cheers!
Madonna

Well Minions how could we not Hump Day & Chill to the Queen of Pop, Madonna's 65th Birthday today? I ask you, OK fine don't answer.

"Yes" Madonna turns 65 years young today. It seems like just yesterday I saw her on a video screen for the first time (and not like a virgin) at the 18 and older club Skoochies in Seattle, WA.

Madonna has had so much influence in music and pop culture that I don't even know where to begin and end.

Thus let's just give a Hump Day & Chill toast to the best selling female recording artist of all time!

Madonna on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna   

It Was 40 Years Ago...

Yesterday Madonna's debut album, Madonna turned 40 years old!  Proving that time is fleeting and our youth is but a waking dream...

I remember the first time I became aware of Madonna was when I was 18 at an eighteen and over club in Seattle, WA called Skoochie's. I was on the dance floor when this video came on with this woman withing on the asphalt and singing about burning up for someone's love. The song was naturally Burning Up, obviously. I was so taken by her bold in your face sexuality and giving zero f#cks attitude I became a Madonna fan on the spot!!!

Also even though I was there with a girl I was seeing I should have ditched her and came out of the closet on the spot.

This album was my jam when it came out and I play many songs off of it still to this day.

Yeah, 40 years old it is, but the memory is a fresh as it was when it happened.

Madonna the album on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_(album)

Dream Team

Duet, Duet Now!
Kylie Minogue & Madonna

With her resurgence in popularity Kylie Minogue has been making a lot of noise of late on the musical front as well as with regard to her desire to duet with Madonna.

Not so coincidentally all this commotion is happening during Pride Month. Usually when something like this keeps showing up in the press it means there is either something already finished and the pot is being stirred or there is something in the works. Trust me either way it means it is a done deal.

Personally never have I ever entertained the thought of this at any given point in my gay existence. 

I must also confess I have zero feeling about it happening one way or the other. Duets are tricky and usually don't work out for the most part. However these two could pull off something that could make me eat my musical opinion.

So tell us ladies when is this coming out, because you know you are doing it so let's hear it post haste.

We're waiting...

Kylie on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/kylieminogue/?hl=en 

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en

Hump Day & Chill

The Queen Of Pop
Madonna

While I have not been a fan of Madonna's latest creative endeavors and shall we say "interesting" behavior. I think her statement to everyone about how she looked at The Grammys deserves a big ole Hump Day & Chill! Salut!!!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en  

Current Mood

Madonna

 Dear Jessie | Madonna

Pink elephants and lemonade, Dear Jessie hear the laughter running through the love parade

Current Mood = benevolent and nothing says that like a good Madonna song. Madonna was at the peak of her powers (for many years actually) when she recorded Dear Jessie for her amazing album Like A Prayer (my personal fave album by her is Erotica) -

Go grab a lemonade and check out the pink elephant in the room, hey it's a love parade after all!!!

Madonna on Wikipedia -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna  

Freaky Friday

Who's Those Girls?

Imagine The Wizard of Oz with Britney Spears as Dorothy and Madonna as Glinda...imagine no more because woot here they are as those exact characters!

It's like the movie Freaky Friday except with classic movie characters, ya know???

This re-imagining was done by photo-shop artist Ronald McDonkey who I follow on Instagram.

His vision of celebrities gone wild is pointed, funny and political.

Thus I will leave you with Madge and Britney as it were and as they are, right here, right now.

Now click your heels together three times...

Wand Drop!

Ronald McDonkey on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/ronaldmcdonkey/?hl=en

Younger Than Springtime

Younger
Madonna

While surfing the WWW I came across this image of Madonna getting down with her younger bad self circa 1985 as "Susan" from the film Desperately Seeking Susan. 

This brings back memories of when I was in college because that is when Susan hit theaters. 

It also reminds me of a simpler more enjoyable era, the 80's. Hey, they were really a great time to live through so if you didn't I'm sorry.

Time keeps on moving along though and here we all are collectively in 2022. A time where I am truly Desperately Seeking Susan.

Have a Madonna straight outta the 80's day!

Madonna on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en