Give It Up, Do As I Say...
"Once you put your hand in the flame, you can never be the sameThere's a certain satisfaction in a little bit of painI can see you understand, I can tell that you're the sameIf you're afraid, well, rise aboveI only hurt the ones I love" - Erotica, Madonna
Any questions???
I thought not!!!
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| Love Is Love Madonna & Isabella Rossellini |
It's Pride Month and today I thought we would Hump Day & Chill to the Queen of Pop doing what she does best, being provocative.
"Yes" here is an image from Madonna's notorious Sex book of her and Isabella Rossellini in a suggestive embrace as a Lesbian Couple.
I felt it only fitting that we include one of the LGBTQIA's strongest allies in our Pride celebration here at Entertain Me.
Madonna after all was on the front line in the battle against HIV and AIDS, thus we must give the legend credit where it is due.
So snuggle up to this image of love and Hump Day & Chill with Pride!
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| Justify This! Madonna |
"Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, They say I better stop or I'll go blind" - She Bop, Cyndi Lauper
Tis the Merry, Merry Month Of May! Do you know why it's so merry? Well I'll give you some hints. Cyndi Lauper is singing about it in the her song She Bop (think about the lyrics above, but not too much)
Madonna has simulated it in concert and in the image above. "Yes" May is a month long worldwide celebration of the big "M"
Now I'm not going to expand on what the big "M" is. Not because I am uncomfortable saying it, because it's more fun to be somewhat subtle and cryptic.
In case you still don't get it, here is a link to Planned Parenthood below to spell it out for you...
TGIF! Celebrate!
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| Celebrate! |
So Ricky Martin appeared on stage with Madonna for her Celebration Tour stop in Miami.
There has been some debate as to whether or not Ricky popped a boner on stage or not.
While I personally did not see it in the video, that does not mean that otthers did. It may have blended in the way my eyes saw it.
Honestly even though it eluded me I'm going to go out on a limb and say he did. Those Drag Queens were grinding and writhing in his lap something fierce!
That would cause any man to rise the occassion...
Mic Drop!
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| Madonna & Pamela Anderson |
Let your body move to the music [move to the music]
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| Dvias x Duos Madonna & Barbara Streisand |
It's a Doubleplusgood type of Hump Day & Chill today with two, count em', two divas instead of uno.
"Yes" it's Madonna and Barbara Streisand together on what looks like the set of Who's That Girl? Because as you can see Madonna is looking quite Nkki Finn.
Obviously these two have encountered each other prior to this, I wonder what prompted Ms. Streisand to visit the set? I wonder if anything of importance was uttered? I wonder, wonder, wonder what exactly went down when these two divas colllided period!!!
Well I guess we can Hump Day & Chill and fill in those blanks for ourselves Minions, now can't we??? We Can!
Madonna on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/madonna/?hl=en
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| Join Her? Madonna |
Since the Holiday Season is hectic I'd thought it's time for something one can truly Hump Day & Chill to. You've heard of Elf on the Shelf of course, how could you not?! Well today I bequeath you the most chill thing ever on this Hump Day December 13th 2023 - Ladies & Gentlemen it's Madonna and a Martini...Yay!
While I am not specifically sure what Madonna era this was shot in, I do know the location, this was shot at, the now defunct Small's Bar across from Paramount Studios (I loved that bar and had Martini's there quite often) for an issue of Vanity Fair.
Thus take a Holiday breather and join Madonna and myself for that matter in a Martini!
Do you prefer vodka or gin? I am a gin straight up two olive sort of guy...
Hump Day & Chill Minions!!!
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Madonna
"Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot, Been an angel all year, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight" - Santa Baby, Madonna
Santa Baby has been covered by many artists over the years, my personal favorite is the cover Madonna did of it.
Here she is proving what a Bad Girl she has been with an outtake shot of her from her SEX book by Steven Meisel.
So what do you want Santa Baby to bring you this Christmas 2023? Hopefully you won't get a lump of coal.
I know what I want, and it's not a lot, and it's not a yacht...
Ho, Ho, Ho! (if you get my drift...)
Santa Baby by Madonna after the jump!
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| Cheers! Madonna |
Well Minions how could we not Hump Day & Chill to the Queen of Pop, Madonna's 65th Birthday today? I ask you, OK fine don't answer.
"Yes" Madonna turns 65 years young today. It seems like just yesterday I saw her on a video screen for the first time (and not like a virgin) at the 18 and older club Skoochies in Seattle, WA.
Madonna has had so much influence in music and pop culture that I don't even know where to begin and end.
Thus let's just give a Hump Day & Chill toast to the best selling female recording artist of all time!
Madonna on Wikipedia -
Yesterday Madonna's debut album, Madonna turned 40 years old! Proving that time is fleeting and our youth is but a waking dream...
I remember the first time I became aware of Madonna was when I was 18 at an eighteen and over club in Seattle, WA called Skoochie's. I was on the dance floor when this video came on with this woman withing on the asphalt and singing about burning up for someone's love. The song was naturally Burning Up, obviously. I was so taken by her bold in your face sexuality and giving zero f#cks attitude I became a Madonna fan on the spot!!!
Also even though I was there with a girl I was seeing I should have ditched her and came out of the closet on the spot.
This album was my jam when it came out and I play many songs off of it still to this day.
Yeah, 40 years old it is, but the memory is a fresh as it was when it happened.
Madonna the album on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_(album)
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| Duet, Duet Now! Kylie Minogue & Madonna |
With her resurgence in popularity Kylie Minogue has been making a lot of noise of late on the musical front as well as with regard to her desire to duet with Madonna.
Not so coincidentally all this commotion is happening during Pride Month. Usually when something like this keeps showing up in the press it means there is either something already finished and the pot is being stirred or there is something in the works. Trust me either way it means it is a done deal.
Personally never have I ever entertained the thought of this at any given point in my gay existence.
I must also confess I have zero feeling about it happening one way or the other. Duets are tricky and usually don't work out for the most part. However these two could pull off something that could make me eat my musical opinion.
So tell us ladies when is this coming out, because you know you are doing it so let's hear it post haste.
We're waiting...
Kylie on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/kylieminogue/?hl=en
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| The Queen Of Pop Madonna |
While I have not been a fan of Madonna's latest creative endeavors and shall we say "interesting" behavior. I think her statement to everyone about how she looked at The Grammys deserves a big ole Hump Day & Chill! Salut!!!
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| Madonna |
Pink elephants and lemonade,
Dear Jessie hear the laughter
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| Who's Those Girls? |
Imagine The Wizard of Oz with Britney Spears as Dorothy and Madonna as Glinda...imagine no more because woot here they are as those exact characters!
It's like the movie Freaky Friday except with classic movie characters, ya know???
This re-imagining was done by photo-shop artist Ronald McDonkey who I follow on Instagram.
His vision of celebrities gone wild is pointed, funny and political.
Thus I will leave you with Madge and Britney as it were and as they are, right here, right now.
Now click your heels together three times...
Wand Drop!
Ronald McDonkey on IG -
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| Younger Madonna |
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| Go Wild! Madonna |
Hump Day & Chill - Girl Gone Wild
And I want so badly too be good...
And no one can put out my fire
It's coming right down through the wire
Girls, they just wanna have some fun
Get fired up like a smokin' gun
I'm about to go astray, my inhibition's gone away
I feel like sinning
I got that burnin' hot desire
And no one can put out my fire
I know, I know, I know I shouldn't act this way
I know, I know, I know good girls don't misbehave
Hey-ey-ey-ey-eh-ey
Like a girl gone wild, a good girl gone wild
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| Erotica Madonna |
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| The Tweet Of Cher Cher & Madonna |
Diva: "a famous and successful woman who is very attractive and fashionable" Merriam-Webster
Today I woke up feeling myself, like, well a diva - minus the woman part. We men can be divas too, trust me.
I guess Cher was feeling it as well. Part of my morning routine is to get on Twitter and what was the first Tweet I spied? One from Cher with her and another diva Madonna with the simple caption: Me & Madge.
Hey when you are as famous and successful as these two that's all you need.
Thus the tone is set for the week Minions, let loose your inner diva, like me. Feel good about yourself, while feeling your bad self. Yeah that's the ticket to ride...
All things Diva on Wikipedia -
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| Lady Liberty Mae West |
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| Sooner Or Later Michael Jackson & Madonna |
