Hump Day & Chill

Today we are taking Hump Day & Chill literally. That's correct Minions we are going to actually Hump Day & Chill to Wednesday, as in Addams straight outta the hit Netflix series.

I have a confession to make, I am not as gaga over it as many who've seen it seem to be. Honestly I am finding Wednesday tepid and drawn out with the occasional inspired moment thrown in that keeps me watching. That and Jenna Ortega as Wednesday, she is the thing that truly elevates the series and keeps it from totally being a show on the CW.

Not to mention there is some extremely quotable dialogue in it. This is my personal favorite...

"Yes" Minions, I feel seen!!!

Wednesday on Rotten Tomatoes -

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/wednesday  

Hump Day & Chill

Meditate
Jennifer Aniston

“There’s usually some sort of meditation at that point. Usually 20 minutes, or 10 if I can’t get the full amount of time in. It’s a set [Transcendental Meditation mantra] that I do every time." - Jennifer Aniston 

With Summer officially being canceled due to the pandemic lock down, stress and anxiety levels are pretty high at present. Might I suggest you ask yourself: "What would Jennifer Aniston do?"

Meditate naturally. Honestly it's something so easy to do, and it makes you feel focused and less agitated and susceptible to negative or depressing energy and thoughts.

I know when I do it as I am fading off in my bed for the evening I wake up feeling amazing.

What's that you say? You don't know how to achieve this goal? Nonsense there are apps for it as well as online articles and instruction.

So let's make our Wednesday a little calmer and Hump Day & Chill with some meditation. Just do it! You'll thank me later 😃

Meditation on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meditation

Happy Friendship Day!

Donna & Kelly Friends 4 Life!
Tori Spelling & Jennie Garth

"Yes" in case you are out of the loop today is National Friendship Day, time to celebrate those in our lives that we hold near and dear. 

Thus I thought what better way to get the friendship train rolling than featuring two BFF's Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth who forged a bond on the set of a little show called Beverly Hills 90210. These two woman have been friends that damn long, and always have each others backs publicly and privately.

Well here there are celebrating the 90210 Reunion series which airs this Wednesday on FOX. Note the way cool dresses with their respective characters names from the show painted on them. 

Hey, want to hear something really interesting? I never really watched 90210 when it initially aired it was one of those shows I most have seen in syndicated reruns on Pop TV. It is one of my lazy day guilty pleasures, and "Yes" I will be tuning in to see these two friends for life reunite this Wednesday.

Time to Text, PM & E-mail my friends and wish them well...

TTFN - Ta Ta For Now, minions!

Beverly Hills 90210 on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_Hills,_90210

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Monday Motivation

I'm Gumby Damn It!
Adam Levine

Even though it doesn't happen until Wednesday I am planting the seed of motivation today, Monday. "Yes" Monday Motivation for a Wednesday ayem yoga class. For some inexplicable reason I have missed hitting the mat for the past two weeks and I really need to go as yoga does wonders for me and my body, not to mention my mindset as well.

Thus I have enlisted the very flexible, not to mention agile, Adam Levine to give me the kick in the booty I need to reach the mat at 8 ayem Wednesday morning. 

While at this point and juncture I know I will never achieve Gumby flexibility like Adam, one of my goals is to become more so. 

My body does actually give more than it used to in the bending department than it did when I started my yoga journey. That's why I am kicking myself for missing it these past couple of weeks...Grrrrrrrrrr.

OK, my mind has been programmed I know I will be in a downward dog come Wednesday. Join me?

Yoga on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoga

Freaky Friday

Stu Anyone?
Joan Collins

Wednesday was the debut of Season 8 of American Horror Story: Apocalypse - and like most shows the premiere episode was meh. Premiere episodes are always establishing ones thus they are always somewhat lackluster, that's just the way it goes. I am giving the season a few more views to see if I will continue watching. 

This being stated who would have ever thunk an icon from my youth would be eating a stew with Stu as the main ingredient?! 

"Yes" this Freaky Friday is dedicated to the great Joan Collins who portrayed Alexis Colby-Carrington on the nighttime soap Dynasty when I was a tadpole. Never in my wildest imagination would I have thought at 85 years young she would turn up on the hit horror anthology as Evie Gallant who knowingly cannibalizes the first casualty of the fallout shelter post apocalypse, a gentleman named Stu, who is now, well stew.

Joan plays her role with sly humor and aplomb. That was to me the weirdest thing about the premiere episode, it played more like a demented dark comedy than anything that would actually get under my skin and disturb me.

Hats off to you Joan Collins, you've still got it, you cannibal freak!

Joan on IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001058/ 

#Resist

Thunder Only Happens When It's Raining...
Stormy Daniels 

Today is Stormy Daniels Day in the city of West Hollywood, CA...Hooray! 

"The City of West Hollywood is proclaiming Wednesday as “Stormy Daniels Day,” and Mayor John Duran and members of the West Hollywood City Council will present the porn actress with the key to the city award.

The award will be presented to Daniels at 4 p.m. at Chi Chi LaRue, the erotic apparel shop at 8861 Santa Monica Blvd. Daniels, aka Stephanie Clifford, also will be at Chi Chi LaRue from 7 to 9 p.m., promoting her TeamStormy t-shirt line.

Daniels, a porn performer, is famed for her claim that Donald Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, paid her $130,000 in hush money to conceal her alleged sexual affair with Trump. Daniels has sued Trump, claiming that a non-disclosure agreement that Cohen made her sign is invalid because it does not include Trump’s signature.

In an announcement of the proclamation and award, the city said it is “recognizing her leadership in the #Resist movement. In these politically tumultuous times, Daniels has proven herself to be a profile in courage by speaking truth to power even under threats to her safety and extreme intimidation." Source: www.wehoville.com

Stormy on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/stormydaniels?lang=en   

Hump Day & Chill

Get It!
Colton Haynes

Searching the WWW this ayem for some sort of Hump Day inspiration I scrolled across this nude selfie of Colton Haynes and became immediately inspired if you get my drift.

There is something about Colton that really gets my blood pumping. Is it that handsome face? Those baby blues? Well partly, but what really grabbed me about this image is Boys got butt! 

"Yes" Colton's ass is truly inspiring and gets my creative juices going and flowing. He is Hump Day & Chill perfection the first Wednesday of 2018. Next week I will have moved on to someone new, but for now, take in the beauty of Colton's booty. Say that three times fast, c'mon I dare you.

Time to attend to those creative juices I mentioned earlier. Ciao, and make it werk!

Colton on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/coltonlhaynes/?hl=en  

On Wednesdays We Wear Pink

Colorful, As Always
Pink

Hey all you "Mean Girls" out there it's Wednesday, hope you have your pink on, while I am not wearing pink, I am bringing the pink as in Pink the singing superstar!

She was caught looking just as colorful as her namesake in New York City recently. Pink has been keeping a pretty low profile, but has been seen out and about and been performing more recently.

Cheers that she is planning something big and the world will become Pink and we just live in it.

We could all use some of her dynamic singing and performing again in these obtuse times.

It's Wednesday and I am definitely bringing my Pink game to the table.

Ciao! 

Pink on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/pink/?hl=en

Kerry On

My Idea Of Washington
Kerry Washington

This has been one Hell of a week and it's only Wednesday. I mean that in many ways, some good and some not so much. 

While I try to monitor my alternative fact intake as much as possible some things are simply too hard to turn a blind eye to. Thus Washington is in the forefront of my mind's eye at present.

That being said you can see why I easily have substituted a positive version of it, of the Kerry kind today. Hey it's not that big of a stretch. Not only does she have the same last name as our nation's capital she also works at the White House on her too entertaining for words TV show Scandal.

As Olivia Pope she controls that house of cards and then some. 

Visualization is the name of today's game peeps. Enjoy life and Kerry On...trust me. Why? Because I'm not a politician. 

Kerry on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/kerrywashington/?hl=en

"Barenaked" Wednesday

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: BARENAKED LADIES AND THE PERSUASIONS 

NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE + STREAM HERE

BARENAKED LADIES JOIN FORCES WITH “KINGS OF A CAPPELLA”

Listen to BNL + The Persuasions on CBC q HERE

U. S. TOUR KICKS OFF APRIL 21, 2017

It's "Hump Day" Time To Get "Barenaked"...!!!

“Canada’s favorite fully clothed men return with more jazzy, snappy tunes on this team-up disc with A cappella mainstays The Persuasions. “Gonna Walk” teams up the Canucks with the vocal stylings of The Persuasions on a wondrous duet and backed up by some fantastic piano work.” - The Washington Times

“upbeat, funky vibe coupled with soaring harmonies from The Persuasions...pure poetry…” - Digital Journal

Barenaked Ladies have released their very special collaboration with the legendary “Kings of A Cappella” titled, Ladies And Gentlemen: Barenaked Ladies And The Persuasions.Produced by Gavin Brown, the album features 15 tracks, 14 of which are re-imagined from BNL’s award-winning catalogue plus the classic ‘Good Times’. BNL recorded the album live off the floor with The Persuasions last Fall at Noble Street Studios in Toronto. Check out BNL + The Persuasions’ recent appearance on CBC q HERE.

Buy or stream Ladies And Gentlemen: Barenaked Ladies and The Persuasions here: http://smarturl.it/BNLxPersuasions

Currently, Barenaked Ladies are putting the finishing touches on their 16^th studio album, Fake Nudes, expected to be released later this Fall. More information will be announced in the coming weeks. Recently the band announced a run of spring tour dates which begin this Friday, April 21 in Albany, NY. The Persuasions will join the band for select dates.  

         Catch the Barenaked Ladies and The Persuasions (select dates only) on tour this spring

4/21/17	Albany, NY	The Egg w/The Persuasions
4/22/17	Valley Forge, PA	Valley Forge Casino
4/25/17	Huntington, NY	Paramount Theatre w/The Persuasions
4/27/17	Ridgefield, CT	Ridgefield Playhouse
4/28/17	Englewood, NJ	Bergen PAC w/The Persuasions
4/29/17	Burlington, VT	Flynn Theatre
4/30/17	Ithaca, NY	State Theatre
5/2/17	Rocky Mount, VA	Harvester Center
5/4/17	Tulsa, OK	The Joint at the Hard Rock
5/5/17	Tunica, MS	Bluesville at Horseshoe Casino
5/10/17	Des Moines, IA	Hoyt Sherman Palace
5/12/17	Deadwood, SD	Deadwood Mountain Grand
5/13/17	Colorado Springs, CO	Pikes Peak Center
5/15/17	St.Louis, MO	Peabody Opera House w/The Persuasions
5/16/17	Waukegan, IL	Genesee Theater w/The Persuasions

http://barenakedladies.com/ | https://www.facebook.com/barenakedladies

https://twitter.com/barenakedladies | https://instagram.com/barenakedladiesmusic/

Tequila Shots w/Justin Timberlake

Can't Stop The Feeling!
Justin Timberlake

Whether you think he is a dreamy hunk or a guy who seems like a blast to hang out with, admit it, you know what you want to do with Justin Timberlake. Kick back shots of tequila and let the good times roll!

Pssssssssst! I'm here to let you in a a fact you may not know about him, he collaborated with tequila maven Casa Sauza to create Sauza 901 Tequila. It's a dream come true for all you Timberlake fans, it means your dream slamming down shots with Justin can be your reality for just $34 a bottle! 

Yes, I know Justin won't physically be there, but he will be there in spirits. Hey, whose to say he won't actually materialize? After a few shots the possibility is real.

Forget your troubles c'mon get happy, it's Wednesday you owe it to yourself to navigate "The Hump" and let it rip!

Justin on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/justintimberlake/?hl=en  

Warm & Fuzzy Wednesday

Storytellers
Ryan Seacrest & Michelle Obama

So here is a pic that gave me the Holiday feels, it's Michelle Obama & Ryan Seacrest stopping by The Children's National Health System in Washington DC to read stories to the kids. 

To me the gift of time and presence has so much more meaning than any material thing could ever have.

It motivates me to find a vessel to give back like this to those in need. Thus I am declaring today Warm & Fuzzy Wednesday. Take some time today and think about how you can affect those around you in a positive way. Whether is be my personal favorite, smiling at everyone you encounter in public or something else that may tickle your fancy or float your boat.

Be Michelle or Ryan today and go get fuzzy with it! 

First Lady Michelle Obama on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/michelleobama/?hl=en 

Immortal: Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone

We're Immortal!
Emma Stone & Ryan Gosling

OK, it's not very often I get to the movies, nor is it often I anticipate one either. Well hold onto your nether regions I can't wait to see the Hollywood themed musical La La Land. For sure I will be paying for an overpriced ticket and reserved seating at a gargantuan multiplex to view this.

To publicize the release of the film, it's stars, Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone, two of my favorites, became immortal this past Wednesday by putting their hand prints in cement at the world famous TLC Chinese Theater in Hollywood. Wow, how cool is that?!

Congrats on the honor you two and on all the accolades La La Land has been receiving.

T.G.I.F - see you at the movies!!! Hit the trailer after the jump!

La La Land at:

www.lalaland.movie/  

Hump Day: Pink Touches Herself

On Wednesdays We Surrender The
Pink!

OK, I am sure that is news to anyone that Pink touches herself. Masturbation, it's a thing. But I stumbled across this really sensual and quite arousing cover of the song "I Touch Myself" by Pink last night on YouTube. Don't ask me how I found it, and I won't tell.

All I know is that is it a really awesome take on an already amazing song by the late great Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls.

So, we made it to the middle of the week affectionately known as hump day. You know what that means?

Let's get to it, check out the video below there's nothing to it. After all everyone is doing it, all the popular people are... .

Pink on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/pink/?hl=en 

"So Fetch" Lindsay Lohan & Jonathan Bennett

Discussing Math Equations?
Lindsay Lohan & Jonathan Bennett

Everyone loves the movie Mean Girls, right? I know I personally do. Well yesterday this happened Lindsay Lohan hooked-up with her co-star from it Jonathan Bennett, via a FaceTime conversation, Regina George must be so jealous that she went out and boinked Shane Owen in the projection booth upon hearing the news. 

"Yes" Aaron Samuels and Cady Heron are reunited and it feels so grool!

The screen shot is courtesy of Lindsay and her Instagram page. Wonder what these two were talking about? It couldn't have anything to do with October 3rd, because the exchange took place on October the 6th. Seriously you two get it together! 

Whatever they spoke about it's nice to know the two co-stars still keep in touch. It gives us a nice warm fuzzy feeling like the color pink on Wednesdays.

As Gretchen Wieners would say "T.G.I.F! hope your weekend is so fetch!" 

Lindsay on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/lindsaylohan/?hl=en  

#Hashtag Monday...#Prince #MargaretCho #JamesDurbin #MichaelShinafelt

Me & Margaret Cho
@ The Wiltern

"It's just another manic Monday, I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday, My I don't have to runday" - The Bangles Written by Prince

Wow! What a week it has been all I can think of is Prince, Prince, Prince. I have always loved the Purple One for his art, humanity and balls.

The reality of the impact he had on my life really set in after a few days. Hearing my awesome spin instructor Michelle Siegel play his songs while I toiled away on the stationary bike brought me to how he really influenced my life and person.

This quote from the Internet nails my sentiments perfectly:

"Thinking about how we mourn artists we've never met. We don't cry because we knew them, we cry because they helped us know ourselves"

Me & James Durbin
@ Universal City Walk

I really had to put this out there as Prince meant a lot to me and is a big part of who I am. Things to come this week? Look for my chat Wednesday with Margaret Cho about her CD that drops this Friday, April 29th American Myth.
Also I am attending my buddy James Durbin's free concert at Universal City Walk this Friday coincidentally the 29th as well. So you know I will have some killer exclusive pics.
Have a terrific week!
Follow Me On Twitter:
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt

It's "Alpha Balls" Wednesday...!

Baywatch Bromance
Johnson & Efron

And boy is it ever! Here are some pix of Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron from the set of the currently filming Baywatch Movie.

The word is this time around BW is a straight forward comedy, rather than the unintentional one it actually was. It's humor will also be distinctly R-Rated...well that sounds enticing. 

While no one can ever duplicate Pamela Anderson's  iconic run down the beach, this round Baywatch has some serious man candy in the form of Johnson and Efron to compensate. 

Hey, no matter your sexual preference you've gotta admit, these two are 100% Beef!

The former Rock took to his Instagram with this comment about his Co-Star Efron: 

 "#BAYWATCH Day 1. My character "Mitch Buchannon" just gave @zacefron's character "Matt Brody" the all important beach speech about what it means to have manly "Alpha balls". Zac's ad-libbed responses were brilliant! Talented and great dude. World get ready to have some fun, 'cause the beach will never be the same again. #OnSet #BAYWATCH #Day1 #AlphaBalls #NowWhoNeedsMouthToMouth?"

As a child of the 80's I for one am welcoming the comeback of raunchy R-Rated Comedy films. Yeah, I grew up with those. Let's hope Baywatch hits the mark.

Happy Hump Day! Get yourself some "Alpha Balls!"

Ride the Baywatch wave with: 

Dwayne at: https://www.instagram.com/therock/?hl=en

Zac at: https://www.instagram.com/zacefron/?hl=en 

Me & Mrs. Bones

Who's That Dead Couple?

Three more days 'til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ Three more days 'til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock.

With only three days left 'till Halloween there is a plethora of celebrities springing up all over the Internet in their finest Holiday attire.

Can you guess who this couple is? The Bone Ranger & Tonto? Mr. & Mrs. Bones? ....if you guessed Mr. and Mrs. Josh Duhamel then you guessed well! Throw yourself a, you guessed it, bone! Ha!

Don't Fergie and Josh look great as a Day Of The Dead couple? They would both look good wearing paper bags over their heads honestly.

Wonder when Fergie is coming out with some new music?

Happy Halloween Countdown Wednesday! 

Celebrate the Season of the Witch with 

Fergie: https://instagram.com/fergie/

Josh: https://instagram.com/joshduhamel/?hl=en