Thursday, March 27, 2025

Michael's Musings

A Guy Like Me Should Wear A Warning...
Michael Shinafelt

A guy like me should wear a warning...have you not ascertained that by now Minions? That's why I don't think before I speak sometimes I like to be as shocked as everyone else, know what I mean?!

That's also why I don't plan out what I am going to say in my column. I just sit down at the computer and flow. Which is exactly what I am doing right here, right now. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea, think about it, but not too much

Pro Tip: Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you pull out the fork and say: "Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to have" and charge at them with it, the more you know

So tell me, would you risk death for a good time? Discuss. 

FYI I'm not loud, you're just boring, that's all

Brothers Lochlan (Sam Nivola) and Saxon (Patrick  Schwarzenegger) bring a whole new level of meaning to the phrase "Help a brother out" on The White Lotus

I'm going to miss Garcelle Beauvais on RHOBH she was  one of my favorite housewives evuh!

"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid" - God

Let's charter the crazy yacht from Hell, shall we??? We shall!!!


Woman Crush of the Week - Aimee Lou Wood of The White Lotus and Sex Education fame. She's real, and she's spectacular!

If "The White Lotus" teaches us anything. It should be this: Never take a three person girls trip

And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets

Finally got around to seeing 2019's Marriage Story with Scarlett Johansson, Adam Driver and Laura Dern on Netflix...Amazing!

Beware of "Carjacking" there's that

Hey I'm not like all of you sometimes I have to be honest, so there!

Get real with me here -



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