The Year Of The Doja Cat

Cat Woman
Doja Cat

I guess the Billboard Music Awards were last night. Me? I was too busy meditating to the Blood Moon to notice. 

Thus meaning I missed Doja Cat and her nearly topless look making a grand entrance.

Hey I always like a bold, provocative fashion choice and this certainly fits the bill.

I predict this week is gonna be great! It's already off to an amazing start with the lunar eclipse and our mascot for being fearless Doja Cat.

May I suggest what your motto be for the rest of this week, Hell how about forever? Bend it like Doja Cat!

Mic Drop...

Doja on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/dojacat/?hl=en 

Current Mood

Forbidden Fruit
Megan Fox & Kourtney Kardashian

"I naturally want to be provocative" - Iggy Azalea 

In cased you haven't figured it out by the photo and the quote the Current Mood I am feeling is: Provocative.

Those of you who know me, know much like quote from Iggy that to provoke is in my nature. It's an automatic thing that happens. It flows through me like the force in Star Wars, hey I was born this way.

When I provoke it's definitely sexual in context. Thus the photo of Megan Fox and Kourtney Kardashian from their SKIMS ad campaign. It's like Alexis & Eve taking a bite out of the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden.

I believe I have made my mood and intentions clear.

Bend it like me today and let loose your inner provocateur...

Provocative on the WWW -

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/provocative  

Hot Summer Girl

Hot Summer Girl
Miley Cyrus

If you follow Miley Cyrus in Instagram, like me, you have seen a series of provocative photos she has been posting under the umbrella of Hot Summer Girl.

What's it all mean you may be pondering. It seems Cyrus is catching the wave of the hot summer temperatures everywhere and jacking them up a few more degrees with her racy photos. Hey being a Hot Summer Girl is a lifestyle one can, and perhaps should emulate all year round and them some. 

This is according to rapper Megan The Stallion whose viral catch phrase is the reference for HSG. 

Hey leave it to Miley Cyrus to do just that.

Catch yourself some Hot Summer Girl fever and follow Miley by clicking on her IG link below.

Woot!

https://www.instagram.com/mileycyrus/?hl=en

Hump Day & Chill

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Michael's Musings

#TBT: I Wanna Be A Cowboy
Michael Shinafelt

That time I had a fantasy about being a member of the Village People. Want me to ride you like a cowboy? After all isn't the Wild, Wild, West the state of the union???

Buckle up it's going to be a humpy ride!

When your special guy says he has Beyonce's booty, what do you do???.

I do what my Bluetooth tells me

This is my life, this is my jam

Had a delightful time with Quinn Robinson @ Akbar last night. What happens there, is like a unicorn

Andy Samberg reacts to being called a sex symbol - well here's mine: Someone actually said that?! If that person is you, seek help!

FYI - I was on Brooklyn 99 once

Total Bellas = Total Entertain Me 

R.I.P. Carol Channing aka "Dolly"

Someday I'm gonna wish your ass into the corn field

A Haiku - I'll leave you empty/Spent, and aching. All your glorious evidence/Held safely behind/The vault of my lips/And aren't you happy 

Suddenly I have an uncontrollable urge to - "Yes" it's time to play Name That Urge 

Name it after me, I'm sure you already have. If not let's talk

Royal Baby Buggy Bumpers

Blah, Blah, Blah

Things that are best raw 

On that provocative note, you know where to find me at:

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt

Hump Day & Chill

You're Never Fully Dressed...
Robbie Williams

With his recent onstage appearance with Taylor Swift during the London leg of her Reputation Tour. My mind has been preoccupied with the hotness known as Robbie Williams. 

Robbie who used to be with some boy band I only ever heard of because him named Take That first caught my eye with his single Rock DJ in 2000. I mean really caught my eye...the video featured Williams surrounded by roller skating disco dolly's, stripping naked and then stripping away his flesh for them.

Get the pic? The video is provocative and it works on that and a titillation level too as one wonders if Robbie was really naked in front of all those women on set. Well since the video was done in 2000 most of you know the answer to THAT question. But for the uninitiated the answer is "yes." 

How do we know that? Why visual confirmation in the form of stills from the shoot that show Robbie and his Williams hanging loose for everyone's viewing pleasure.

Click on the link below from the OMG Blog and get ready to have a Hump Day & Chill like no other. Seriously I'm not sure what it is but Robbie really does it for me, in fact I need to hit the link and "chill" right here, right now...ciao!!!

Click on the link below to the OMG Blog to see Robbie in all his glory -
https://omg.blog/omg_hes_naked_robbie_williams/#axzz5JcitGETi

ONAMANIA

Never Fear ONA is Here!

Let the mania commence!

Sultry singing sensation ONA is set to kick off her ‘Undisclosed Location’ tour in support of her forthcoming debut album, ONAMANIA, launching March 13th in Austin, Texas at SXSW Music Festival.

 

The tour will spotlight the sizzling star in a very provocative stage show across the U.S., an innovative ‘virtual concert’ model that is just one part of ONA's overall revolutionary NSFW music monetization lifestyle. Her second tour date is scheduled for March 24 in Hawaii, with further dates to be added throughout 2018.

 

The singer’s debut album, co-produced by ONA and KB2, a production team based in Bushwick, Brooklyn, New York, will be released on June 8 and continue to explore the various musical forms touched on in ONA’S 2016 EP Sex Rock - hard-driving rock, lush bedroom ballads, dirty grind funk, and epic orchestral pop.

 

ONA is quickly becoming a major media phenomenon, and she’ll be capitalizing on her momentum by spending the year traveling - a year-long road trip across America digitally broadcasting photos, videos and a live show to her 1.5 million+ fans via Snapchat, Instagram Live and her personal webcam.

 

On the night of each tour date ONA will perform songs from ONAMANIA via Instagram Live, and then she'll perform the rest of the album for ticket holders at a private (NSFW) webcam link - a night of chatting, dancing, stripping and a happy ending for ONA (and hopefully her fans).

 

Tickets are available for purchase at onamania.com.

 

Find out more about ONA at the following:

onaartist.com

https://www.instagram.com/onamania

http://onaartist.com/photo/

http://onamania.com

https://www.instagram.com/onaartist 

Michael's Musings

Let Love Rule!
Myself & J.M. Rich

Wow! What a motherf#cking week! Las Vegas will prevail. Yet the lives lost and people affected are unconscionable. 

So this weeks tone is provocative (yeah OK, every week is) Can't we say and do anything we want at present? The jerk off who is "running" our country seems to think so. Thus if the image of tender affection between two men I posted of myself and J.M. Rich offends you. Seek serious mental help.

Moving on up I presume.

Luckily I did not lose anyone in the Las Vegas shooting. But I do have friends who did. WTF?!

Tom Petty, Tom Petty, Tom Petty

Latin language is inherently scary 

Mike Clifford's cover of  "What a Wonderful World" is a smash hit! Check it out here:
https://www.reverbnation.com/mikeclifford6

O U 8 1 2

Ya know, macho! (grab your crotch while saying it)

It's true, I used to ghost many a party

Wayne Newton aka The Mask 

Wayne Newton's face should be the mask of the Halloween season, scary!

There is no response to that

I will find you, and I will eat you! (I can be so kinky)

"Reach down between your legs and make it hard" - Jessica, spin instructor, Gold's Gym Hollywood 

Seeing my friend Margaret Cho perform tonight at The Wiltern. You know she is going to  skewer Trump! 

I have a funky ass pain on the  lower right side on my back. FML!

26 more days 'till Halloween Silver Shamrock 

This is the point where you are supposed to follow me on social media at these links:

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Michael's Musings

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Fourthing Hard

Fourthed Hard!
Justin Theroux & Laura Dern 

Normally when a Holiday is over I stop posting about it. But I decided to give the 4th of July one last go. Why? Because I saw this cool image of two of my favorites Justin Theroux & Laura Dern via Justin's Instagram with the caption "Fourthing Hard." Thus today's byline, naturally.

The main reason I thought to use it is sort of silly, sort of cool, sort of me Charlie. It's because Justin used some of the many graphics available on Instagram to add to his duo photo. I love that feature in "The Gram" and use it with frequency in my stories section. Sometimes recycling the image on my actual page or other places.

Now if only Justin would caption one of those magnificent images of him freeballing with something really provocative...one can dream can't one?

Justin on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/justintheroux/?hl=en   

Just Because...Miley Cyrus

It's been a while since we have actually heard much from Miley Cyrus, with the exception of her appearance on The Voice. She has been keeping a low profile and taking some much earned time away with her guy Liam Hemsworth. 

Well judging by her upcoming appearance on the Billboard Music Awards and her latest single Malibu it looks like Miley Spirit is preparing for a huge resurgence.

Call this Miley Cyrus 3.0. She went from Hannah Montana to the Queen of Raunch & Free Love and now seems to be graduating to a more subdued introspective Miley based on the video and lyrics for Malibu.

Whatever your opinion of her Cyrus has one hell of a voice and can do anything she wants as far as I'm concerned.

Of course I was never into her in her Hannah Montana phase, I was not the intended audience either, "yes" I liked her nasty & provocative...the obvious being stated, this music lover is looking forward to 3.0 Miley, you go grrrrrrrl!

Miley on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mileycyrus/?hl=en