Just Because...Justin Theroux

Riding On Bikes With Boys
Justin Theroux

Just Because he looks yummy in a sleeveless Britney Spears T-Shirt, Just Because his guns are a blazing and Just Because of his freeballing ways, here is Justin Theroux out and about on his bike in New York City.

I remember really noticing Justin for the first time when was oh so bad in the Charlie's Angels follow-up, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Justin was so hot being the sadistic criminal Seamus O'Grady who is the Ex of Dylan Sanders (Drew Barrymore) in the movie.

"Yes" he made my toes curl, and then some. I then remembered him from David Lynch's Mulholland Drive where he portrayed another lousy member of the male sex. You know the real portion, not the dream portion of this living Hollywood nightmare.

While he is a good actor, there is nothing like the many images of Justin freeballing on the WWW. He gives Jon Hamm a run for his money, ah Hell who am I kidding, I could never choose one or the other in this case, we'd have to compromise and go menage.

Thus I leave you Justin and his Theroux on this Sunday, June 2nd 2019.

Woot!

Justin on IMDb:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0857620/?ref_=tt_cl_t6

Freaky Friday

When In Rome
Scott Disick

OK, today is not really Freaky Friday it's more about Freeballing. I personally am a big supporter of the non athletic kind of freeing the ball. "Yes" I do it all the time, every chance I get.

In the past I have brought you hung Freeballers Jon Hamm & Justin Theroux. Today's Freeball moment is brought to you by Scott Disick. Don't pretend you don't know who Scott is, he of Keeping Up With The Kardashians fame, Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Daddy - 

Well now we know why she kept him around (other than for the kids) during all his wild and untamed thing antics. Yeah, there it's a pretty big one, if you get my drift and I know you do.

Honestly while Scott is not my cup of milk (wink) - I get why one might want to take him for a test drive around the block a few times.

But I would have personally kicked him to the curb each time and brought him back on a limited time basis. 

Hey, never underestimate the power of VPL...

Pants Drop!

Scott on IG -
https://www.instagram.com/letthelordbewithyou/?hl=en  

Hump Day & Chill

Bad Boy
Justin Theroux

There's something about Justin Theroux. He first came to my attention as Seamus O'Grady in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, don't judge. 

Seamus O'Grady
Justin Theroux

He was Dylan Sanders' (Drew Barrymore) bad boy, I mean really bad boy, ex-boyfriend. I remember his handsome face, bulging biceps & six pack abs, oh and him being oh so sexy and bad. "Yes" like Dylan I used to gravitate towards the naughty ones. 

Well imagine my delight to find out you can spy what Justin naked in a few other notable things he has done on the WWW. Such as The Leftovers and Six Feet Under - you can see that Jennifer Aniston's ex-hubby is packing large on a link below to the OMG Blog.

Trust, it's real and it's spectacular.

Get your Hump Day On & Chill by tapping the NSFW link below!!!

Justin full monty on the OMG Blog:
https://omg.blog/omg_hes_naked_justin_theroux/#axzz5D1wgHxcP   

Michael's Musings

Color Me Curious...
Micheal Shinafelt

“Curiouser and curiouser!” - Alice, Alice in Wonderland

Considering the state of the world we live in, I find this quote from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland quite appropo.

Sometimes you wake up and feel like you have fallen down a rabbit hole, and other days you feel like you are in another dimension. It's all how you process it that matters. 

Enjoy your personal journey, you only live once minions...

Shout out to Lisa Rinna's Mom Lois on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously that woman at 89 is amazing!

Claim your slut box

Flan

There's a new movement happening: C#nt Power!

I dream of egregious cookware 

Turn the page for an alternate ending

Don't drop bombs (literally, metaphorically....etc.)

Please can it about Kylie Jenner's baby, seriously, you've all seen a baby before. Why is one from a celebrities vagina such a huge deal.

Congratulations to Erika Jayne on the launch of her book Pretty Mess 

Sorry Jennifer Aniston 

Hey Justin Theroux, I'm ready for our one night stand now

While I want a hot body, and have lost 30lbs and counting, I also want mass quantities of pizza

Ready Player One, Really WTF?!

Wake up and smell your _____ burning (the blank is yours)

On that note, follow me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt 

Fourthing Hard

Fourthed Hard!
Justin Theroux & Laura Dern 

Normally when a Holiday is over I stop posting about it. But I decided to give the 4th of July one last go. Why? Because I saw this cool image of two of my favorites Justin Theroux & Laura Dern via Justin's Instagram with the caption "Fourthing Hard." Thus today's byline, naturally.

The main reason I thought to use it is sort of silly, sort of cool, sort of me Charlie. It's because Justin used some of the many graphics available on Instagram to add to his duo photo. I love that feature in "The Gram" and use it with frequency in my stories section. Sometimes recycling the image on my actual page or other places.

Now if only Justin would caption one of those magnificent images of him freeballing with something really provocative...one can dream can't one?

Justin on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/justintheroux/?hl=en   

Freeballing w/Justin Theroux

Look Ma No Hands!
Justin Theroux

We all know what freeballing is don't we kiddies? Well in case you don't it's when a man isn't wearing any underwear beneath his shorts, sweats, pants etc..thus the term free-balling, think about it, but not too long, OK?

Some guys were born to unleash the Kraken for everyone to stare at. In the case of genetically blessed The Leftovers star Justin Theroux it should be a requirement he never wear any undies to conceal his anaconda, never! It would be a crime against humanity.

I mean wow! Check out the capture above from his HBO series and tell me that is not one package you would like to open.

OK, enough of Justin and his bad boy antics it's time to focus on having a productive and terrific Thursday. Step away from the computer, come on, now!!!

Justin on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/justintheroux/?hl=en