It's Sunday, Time For Some Law & Order

Baby It's Cold Outside
Mariska Hargitay

Now in it's 20th Season Law &Order: SVU is one of those shows that has endured many changes, most notably the moving on of series lead and all around stud Christopher Meloni and other rotating cast members.

The one thing that has always remained is Mariska Hargitay who portrays Detective Olivia Benson. She is the shows heart and soul. It has been a treat to watch Hargitay grow and evolve into the role she was clearly meant to play.

"Yes" that's correct minions, over the years the character of Benson has evolved as she has experienced more and gotten older. Thus Harigtay's portrayal of her has too, she has really grown into the character and inhabits her with a completeness few actors ever achieve. Here she is above freezing her tooshie off in NYC this past Thursday shooting more episodes for the current twentieth season.

Which brings me to Sunday, lazy Sunday. Since I am home writing on most Sundays there is always an SVU marathon on USA, "Yep" you guessed it, not only am I tuned in to the current season I watch the repeats with relish, no mustard (LOL).

All kidding aside it does not matter how many times I have seen an SVU episode it never gets old to me, and that's the honest truth peeps.

Mic Drop!

Law & Order: SVU on Rotten Tomatoes -
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/law_and_order_special_victims_unit/s20

Just Because...Tom Hardy & Michelle Williams

Us, The Duo
Tom Hardy & Michelle Williams

Just Because I really like her as an actress, Just Because he's hotter than Georgia asphalt and Just Because they have a movie, Venom arriving this Friday - Here are Tom Hardy & Michelle Williams pimping said film in Beverly Hills this past Thursday.

While I have no intention of seeing Venom, I like this photo op with the two leads. Not to mention I have a "thing" for Tom Hardy. That's correct peeps, even though I have lost 50 lbs, my ideal weight would be Tom on top of me!

TMI? Well I'm a giver, and we like to share...

So here's the thing that befuddles me, who the F#ck is Venom anyway and are there really minions clamoring for an epic about him?

I suppose there must be, right? Why else would a studio, in this case, Sony fork over millions for such an endeavor? 

Venom opens Friday, so does A Star Is Born - I'll be seeing the latter. 

Mic Drop!

Venom on IMDB -
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1270797/

Spanks Easter Bunny!

I Want A Bunny With A Slow Hand...
Miley Cyrus

"Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you, I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me" - Hanky Panky, Madonna 

Happy Easter Peeps (he he he) - I happen to follow Miley Cyrus on Instagram and Thursday all these rad shots kept filling my feed from an Easter photo shoot she did.

Well what to my wandering eyes did appear, but one of Miley getting it in the rear from none other than the Easter Bunny!

That's correct, Miley was a real smack bottom for the EB as you can bear witness to in the image above.

Is there anything left to say other than...Happy Easter?!

Yeah, I thought not. Keep Calm & Easter!

Miley on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/mileycyrus/?hl=en  

Michael's Musings

King Cold Miser
Michael Shinafelt

"Cold is the color of crystal the snow light, That falls from the heavenly skies" Cold - Annie Lennox

Yes it's summer, but why am I feeling so cold? Well this past Tuesday we Americans celebrated July 4th. It was the 241st Birthday of our country, a celebration of a break from tyranny. Yet in 2017 certain people with brain disorders voted it back in. 

Thus I told people on my social media outlets to celebrate their independence, that is what will keep us all strong, shall we continue? Fer sure!

File this under things that never get old: "See Darlin' You Are A Whore" - Cristal Connors, Showgirls

It's official, I am the booty whisperer 

Admit it, kale sucks

Annie Lennox was recently mistaken for a promising new singer. Ugh, millennials.

Stop calling Kelly Clarkson fat

Always remember, your neighbors are cray

How Many Fuxs Do I Give?
Adam Lambert

Dear Adam Lambert, I'd give you more than "Two Fuxs"

"I'll tell ya how I'm doing...Not well, bitches" Dorinda Medley - The Real Housewives of New York

Meanwhile in my pants...

I Am Legend 

One Upon A Time...you know the rest, or do you???

It's the first Thursday of the rest of our lives. Think about it, but not too much.

Come to me at:
https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/MShinafelt

Freeballing w/Justin Theroux

Look Ma No Hands!
Justin Theroux

We all know what freeballing is don't we kiddies? Well in case you don't it's when a man isn't wearing any underwear beneath his shorts, sweats, pants etc..thus the term free-balling, think about it, but not too long, OK?

Some guys were born to unleash the Kraken for everyone to stare at. In the case of genetically blessed The Leftovers star Justin Theroux it should be a requirement he never wear any undies to conceal his anaconda, never! It would be a crime against humanity.

I mean wow! Check out the capture above from his HBO series and tell me that is not one package you would like to open.

OK, enough of Justin and his bad boy antics it's time to focus on having a productive and terrific Thursday. Step away from the computer, come on, now!!!

Justin on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/justintheroux/?hl=en   

TBT: "Bend & Snap"

Bend & Snap
Reese Witherspoon

Just when you couldn't feel any older than you do, Reese Witherspoon is here to remind you, you are. Yeah, thanks a lot, Reese!

Reese's star vehicle Legally Blonde is now fifteen years old, that's like over one hundred in dog years. She took to her Instagram and Snap Chat to remind everyone of that by recreating costumes and scenes from the movie. She also reminded us of Elle Woods flirtatious "Bend & Snap" move she taught the lovelorn Jennifer Coolidge in the film.

I Want To Go To Harvard
Reese Witherspoon

While completely formulaic, LB is one of the funniest comedy's I have ever seen thanks in no small part to Witherspoon's spot on performance. Not to mention a juicy little cameo by Raquel Welch, just to let you know how truly old I am...

Enjoy the photos of Reese paying homage to the film that made her a star.

Happy Throwback Thursday! 

Reese on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/reesewitherspoon/?hl=en   

Your Son Will Come Out, Tomorrow

Here Comes The Son
Jesse Tyler-Ferguson

Dare I say bet your bottom dollar? Who knows, I never speculate about others sexuality, nor the position they assume. That's because I can tell without asking.

In the case of actor Jesse Tyler-Ferguson there is no speculation on the sexuality end for anyone. Not only does he play a gay character on TV's Modern Family, but guess what? He is out, no Velvet Closet, Rope, Whip or Chain is keeping this one down.

When I saw this image of him on the set of MF dressed as Annie, it made me smile, not to mention I laughed, because it's, well, pretty gay, like satire, to me at least.

Hey, if seeing this image of the iconic red moppet paid homage to with a 5 o'clock shadow and hairy legs doesn't crack your lips open to show some teeth, then maybe you need to lighten the fuck up!

Smiles everybody, smiles! Oh, and happy Thursday to all and to all a good...

Jesse on IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0272479/?ref_=fn_nm_nm_1

Miley Cyrus: I Kissed A Schwarzenegger - Kennedy & I Liked It

You Have Something Stuck In Your Teeth: Patrick & Miley

Will Miley Cyrus become the next Jackie O? Will model son Patrick Schwarzenegger go political? Oh, who cares!

But he and one of my favorite artists Miley Cyrus are so hot making out and that's what matters!

The singer and model/college student, both 21, were making out Thursday for all to see at the USC vs. Berkeley football game at the L.A. Memorial Coliseum. Adorably, Miley dressed in Trojans gear, wearing a hat and letterman jacket to show her support for Patrick's school.

This past weekend Miley and Pat enjoyed a date night out with some friends at Bagatelle restaurant in West Hollywood. .

Young love is awesome! Will it last? Time will tell...

Meanwhile have fun you two!

Miley at: https://twitter.com/mileycyrus

Patrick at: https://twitter.com/pschwarzenegger

Heidi Klum Is "In" For Halloween

Model/Personality & Resident Dominatrix of Project Runway, Heidi Klum not only knows what works in the world of fashion but also knows how to "make it work" when it comes to Halloween.

Thus in honor of it being Project Runway Thursday, I thought I would give you three Spook-tacular looks by the style icon and let you decide if she is in, or out...

Enjoy the catwalk tonight and Auf Widersehen!                                                
                                               

Say Goodbye to Colors Being Sad at: 

https://www.facebook.com/HeidiKlum

https://www.facebook.com/projectrunway

Scandal: Whack - A - Mole

President Grant & Olivia Pope

For you lovers of the hit TV show "Scandal" on ABC, of which I am one, the identity of the mole is the big topic amongst us fans...and will be revealed on this Thursdays pre-finale episode.

I have spoke to my friends on their theories as to who the mystery mole might be, we already know that Cyrus has been checked off the list of possible suspects. But who?

The two answers that came up from those I engaged in the topic were A) James, Cyrus's Partner or B) First Lady Mellie.

First Lady Mellie

Both are good hunches - if I was a betting man though I think I would have to go with Mellie. Why? Because she had no real fear of the repercussions of the threats Cyrus threw at her if she went public about President Grant's affair. That to me indicates there are people out there in high places that have her back, and there really is only one way she could form an alliance with people like that in my opinion.

Watch I will probably be totally off base on this one, or perhaps not, right or wrong this is my theory and I'm sticking to it.

All this being said, I must admit the recent episode contained the most shocking moment of the show for me thus far...President Grant earning Olivia Pope's love. I figured it would never happen, and if the circumstances actually did present themselves for it to happen, the interest would be gone as the love was no longer forbidden. Thanks to the clever team behind the show, they chose the unexpected and made it work!

James & Cyrus

Hard to believe this amazing show that continually surprises was the brain child of the woman behind that piece of dreck known as "Grey's Anatomy" Shonda Rhimes, kudos to her giving us a show to talk about around the water cooler each week that is actually exciting and scandalous.

Got "Scandal"? http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/scandal