We've all got battles to pick and choose from on a daily basis. Your strategy is always different for each one you plan to fight.
Pick wisely and make sure you know WTF you're doing grasshopper.
Time to let the sh!t fly!
When I'm in the mood for International I expect to be delighted
My favorite RHOBH quote of the season thus far: "Dorit is a bottomless pit of bullshit" - Camille Grammer
Let a prick enjoy their bagel & mimosa in peace!
Speaking of pricks, Donald Trump. Yeah I know it was an easy shot, but I couldn't resist
No matter what, no one wants your pity boner
Just when you thought DSL was an acronym that referred to your computer, along comes Dick Sucking Lips to confuse the F#ck out of you. Beware the next time someone uses DSL it may not mean what you think...
Create art, destroy monotony
I spoke to a customer service rep this past week named "Sunshine"
It looks like Allison Janney is a shoo in for the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for I, Tonya
Too bad Margot Robbie won't win, I thought she was brilliant as Tonya Harding
I tend to wake up at 4 am on my own. The more you know.
Cloned Monkeys would have never enabled a government shutdown
On that note: "Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it faith. Feed it truth. Feed it with love."
Here I am at