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Brace yourself. This could be offensive depending on your level of political correctness!
Why the F#@k should Simon Cowell have apologized for jokingly saying to openly gay TV host Rylan Clark-Neal "I thought you liked the back door" on National TV? The only way this would be any sort of an insult is if he was a total top.
Can you live in only dermatology and water sports?
Accelerate easy, break easy, like making love. That's one way of doing it I suppose.
Tori Spelling apparently wants to give Octomom a run for her money. She is pregnant with baby number five. Six, Seven & Eight, cumming soon!
File This Under TMI - I watch the Real Housewives of New York while sitting on the toilet.
Street Talk: "Hunt the brown worker face." Your guess is as good as mine what that means, especially since a Latin Guy said it.
"For every pussy a pair of shoes will go to a child in need" - Margaret Cho, Green Tea. This should be Trump's last gasp campaign slogan.
How about that episode six twist on American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare last night???
Law & Order: SVU still rulz after eighteen seasons.
Time for a little self care, not to be confused with self love. Ciao!
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