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Tuesday, July 21, 2020

National Junk Food Day

This Ain't No $5 Foot Long
Gigi Hadid
Pssssssssst! Did you hear today is National Junk Food Day!!! Don't believe me, or that there is such a thing??? Google it, just Google it.

Thus the Entertain Me mascot for this most sacred of days is supermodel Gigi Hadid chowing down on an In-N-Out Burger. Why In-N-Out you may ask, and even if you didn't you are going to find out, Because that is my favorite junk food.

What's that? Why didn't I post a photo of myself stuffing my face with a double double and onions? Because In-N-Out isn't open yet that's why, damn it!

Besides Gigi looks cuter doing it than I would, seriously I would look like a pig at a trough, with sauce all over my face a big disgrace. Dribble, dribble toil and nibble, ya know...

So if you are looking for an excuse to be a hog, today's your day. Live it, own it, love it.

Chow Mein

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