Michael's Musings

What Am I Doing? I'm Quietly Judging You
Michael Shinafelt

Hello Thursday....and "Yes" I am "Quietly Judging You" you know who you are and you know why. If you are clueless I'm sorry I can't be of assistance with that. 

So get off of my cloud and find someone else who wants to put up with your tomfoolery. Time to shift my energy...join me?

 FYI The "P" in my name stands for patience, that's why it's not there 

Attention Texas: How many times do you need to be told human existence is not a felony?!

One thing I do know is nobody ever invaded a country in the name of Satan

Keep calm and watch Horror Movies! Words to live by

Do you ever stop and ask yourself: What would Skeletor do?

Always remember when people can't get what the want from you they will recruit others to hate you

I guess DOGEs actual proof of fraud is buried somewhere in the Epstein Files, right?

Is there such a thing as too much fabulousness? Think about it, but not too much

Woman Crush of the Week - Speaking of fabulous Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen in Snow White, that's all

The upcoming vampire flick Sinners looks like it doesn't suck ("yes" the pun was intended)

I don't owe you me. If you get any me, cherish that shit.

When anyone leaves their home they should get a trophy for participation, discuss

BTW smart men don't need to tell you how smart they are. Con men do.

They say the French eat snails because they detest fast food

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Hump Day & Chill

Me & Mr Bones
Eiza Gonzalez

"Oh, catch that buzz, Love is the drug I'm thinking of, Oh, can't you see, Love is the drug for me" - Roxy Music, Love Is The Drug

What the world needs now is hugs, sweet hugs. Indeed, we are spreading Hump Day & Chill love today with, what else, hugs!

Hugs are magic and best of all free. Surely you have someone you want to squeeze, give one to them, or give one to a random stranger, or a skeleton.

That's correct, you could bend it like Actress/Singer Eiza Gonzalez and her friend Mr Bones above.

Whoever you choose to hug, let's create a wave of good vibrations today.

Hump Day & Chill Minions!

Eiza on IG -

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Fry Me A River

A River Of Fries!
Demi Moore

While Demi Moore didn't win the Oscar for Best Actress in The Substance (she deserved to) she did take home gold nonetheless. That's right feast your eyes on those mass quantities of golden fries that she had post Academy Award Ceremony.

One Word: YUM!

Her daughter Tallulah took this photo and captioned it "MY winner" Many people agree with you Tallulah, many. I honestly tuned in this year just to see Demi win.

But alas she did not. Her performance and the film are iconic and they will be talked about for the ages.

Now the real question is where did you get those fries???

Demi on IG -

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Current Mood

You know how sometimes whilst you are surfing the Internet you come across something that is so you it's like fate intervened and guided you to it?

Well that's exactly what happened with the above meme, it's so perfectly me that I was quite caught off guard when it flashed across my phone screen.

Tis also my Current Mood.

You have been warned...That's all...!

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Spring Forward Into Horror

Florence Pugh
"Midsommar"

Today is the day we Spring Forward into horror! Ha! "Yes" the horror movie fan in me couldn't resist. You know what else I couldn't resist? Posting this image from Ari Aster's Midsommar.

What's that you ask? Did I like Midsommar? Uh, "No" I really disliked it to TBH. Then why post an image from it???

Because nothing says Spring & Horror like Florence Pugh covered in flowers at the inexplicable May Pole scene in this turgid uninteresting mess. Also I am a Florence Pugh stan. That' all...

Love & Light, Yours Truly 

Florence on IG -

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The Long Kiss Goodnight

On April 8, Arrow Video releases The Long Kiss Goodnight, the amnesiac spy thriller from acclaimed director Renny Harlin (Deep Blue Sea, Die Hard 2) and screenwriter Shane Black (Lethal Weapon, Iron Man 3). The limited-edition release features a brand new 4K restoration approved by Renny Harlin in Dolby Vision (HDR10 compatible) on 4K UHD with hours of special features. 

Samantha Caine (Thelma & Louise’s Geena Davis) appears to live a normal life in a small Pennsylvanian town as a schoolteacher with a daughter (Yvonne Zima, Our Flag Means Death) and a nice boyfriend. The only problem is, she can’t remember anything beyond eight years ago when she washed up on a beach, pregnant with her daughter. Her past is about to catch up with her when private investigator Mitch Henessey (Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction) uncovers a major clue to her real identity. It turns out Samatha had an extraordinary life before her big blackout and it’s all coming back to her during the Christmas holidays.

The special features include audio commentaries with Walter Chaw, Drusilla Adeline, and Joshua Conkel; video interviews with stunt coordinator Steve Davidson, make-up artist Gordon J. Smith, and actress Yvonne Zima; visual essays by film scholar Josh Nelson, critic/filmmaker Howard S. Berger, and film scholar Alexandrea Heller-Nicholas; deleted scenes; archival interviews with Renny Harlin, Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, and Craig Bierko; an archival making-of featurette; the theatrical trailer; an image gallery; a Thin Ice sticker; a seasonal postcard; and an illustrated collector’s booklet.

Watch the trailer for The Long Kiss Goodnight here: https://youtu.be/dYpVQraaTZ4?si=7kcNTd6suUMP0Nhw

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Wisdom

Pedro Pascal is sexy and talented. Pedro Pascal also possesses empathy and wisdom.

Pedro Pascal has a younger sister named Lux Pascal. She is an actor and transgender.

Pedro Pascal took his sister Lux as his date to The Emmys.

Be like Pedro Pascal, choose love and acceptance.

TGIF Minions!

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