Michael's Musings

Who Me?
Michael Shinafelt

It came, it saw, it conquered...you know Parasite. I for one called that it would take home the top honor at The Academy Awards. Everyone I knew kept saying it would be 1917, but my intuition told me otherwise and that is why I listen to it and not other people.

On that note - Ready? Set? Go!

Don't be the scrunchie on the door of an abandoned room, just say no!!!

Open my trunk and load in all your equipment

So what, I'm still a Rock Star

That's so Summer's Eve

Make a F#ckin' cup'a tea!

How much is that lizard in the window?

Congrats to Joe Jonas & Sophie Turner who are expecting their first child

Nothing says gangsta like a Hello Kitty phone

Woman Crush of the Week - Lucy Hale, with Katy Keene and Fantasy Island happening, hey why not?

Grace me with your staggering uniqueness 

Warning: Can Not Be Trusted With Tampons

Don't stumble over something behind you

I know there's something going on...

Confessions of a Law & Order: SVU addict

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Michael's Musings

I've Got The Look -
Michael Shinafelt
Photo:
David Pevsner

"When I was a child I had a fever, My hands felt just like two balloons, Now I've got that feeling once again, I can't explain you would not understand, This is not how I am, I have become comfortably numb" - Pink Floyd "Comfortably Numb"

Ever get the abovementioned feeling?! I sure have, but in the words of Barbara Streisand & Donna Summer "Enough is Enough!" BTW abovementioned is a legal term for those of you who think I pulled that out of someone's ass. "Yes" I am on the prowl and quite dangerous, deal with it!!!

Slippery When Hard

Seeing the magical Ariel Beesley Friday @ The Satellite - yeah, she's like a unicorn

Joe Jackson dead at 89 - he was Michael's father

Poor Heather Locklear - I really mean that

Kylie Jenner has a secret to "cake free" concealer - Ummmmmmm...

A hot NFL husband, yeah, that's what I need

Just kidding, I have a guy who's hotter than Georgia Asphalt! 

I love Freeform's The Bold Type! There I said it

Hello Kitty violates all sorts of natural laws 

That time when you are waiting to see the Dr. and they have Kim Cattrall & Andrew McCarthy on in Mannequin 

Did you ever wonder???

Nothing is worse than a needy ______ it's blank, fill it in!!!

When all else fails what is it you do?

Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock-N-Roll - Damn! That's F#cking harsh!

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Hello Kitty, It's Shonen Knife

Punk Rocking Since The 80's
Shonen Knife!

Celebrating 35 years of Punk, the ladies of Shonen Knife drop their sixteenth studio album today titled Adventure!

And "yes" I have been a fan all of those years. One of my favorite Knife songs is their cover of The Carpenters Top Of The World from the CD If I Were A Carpenter.

Oh, a little FYI. Before you go crazy and shit like that for the Hello Kitty reference it is stated that the iconic pussy is one or their influences in their press release, Meow!

With tracks bearing titles such as Rock-n-Roll T-Shirt, Cotton Candy Clouds & Wasabi, all of which I have heard. These women give their fans what they want and expect, a fun time!

Kurt Cobain invited them to open for Nirvana in the U.S., their first venture here. They also did a bomb ass ode to "Buttercup" voiced by my friend E.G. Daily for the Powerpuff Girls. 

I'm gonna give you some links below to check out. If you have yet to discover this powerful grrrrrrrrrrl band, well take the invite I am extending to you for an Adventure. 

PS This ain't no April Fools joke, I ain't no Limburger!

Top Of The World: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ba360Dz1sQ&feature=youtu.be

Ode To "Buttercup": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ZFeViTl4g&feature=youtu.be

It's A "Knife" World: http://www.shonenknife.net/index.html