Showing posts with label Blueberries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blueberries. Show all posts

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Michael's Musings

What Of It???
Michael Shinafelt
In this weeks edition of things you don't really need to know, I am the guy of one hundred lists, from where I shall be to where I shall follow my bliss. Yeah right, guess what's happening now? I said guess, alright then don't spoil sport. Time to get cracking -

What's on my mind at present? The bowl of frozen blueberries before me. "Yes" I live in the moment.

If I hear Baby Shark one more F#cking time....

Rumor has it Cara Delevnigne & Ashley Benson are engaged, that would be so fetch!

I spy with my one eyed jack

"I want an Oompa Loompa now!" R.I.P. Denise Nickerson aka Violet Beauregarde 

When life gives you lemons, be happy it's not syphilis 

I knew it was you calling when I heard your sleazy ring

Ask yourself, are you a homophobe who can officially not cook? 


Man Crush of the Week: Rugby Player Sean Lamont 

While walking down the street the other day a man turned to me and proclaimed he was pregnant. Is it a boy or a girl?

Shims, discuss...

It's a sex club run by women, cum again

"If you're feeling a little low, put on a pair of high heels and stand a little taller! Always works for me!" - Dolly Parton

They are not underage women, they are children

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Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Hello Christmas!

Marilyn & Me
Michael Shinafelt

Good Morning Beautiful People! It's 5:55 AM here in Los Angeles, CA as I sit at my computer wishing all of you a Merry Christmas 2018

Have a safe & happy day filled with endless possibilities....

Time for a Feliz Navidad from Marilyn & Me, enjoy your frozen blueberries, like I am right here, right now.

Elf Drop!

Holiday, celebrate with me @ -
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Saturday, January 14, 2017

The Elephant In The Room

Open Wide
Anderson Cooper & Friend
Woke up this morning got myself a bowl of blueberries and some Tejava Tea and started feeling perky. Caffeine and antioxidants will do that to ya.

Perky generally makes me silly, and I guess that makes this a Silly Saturday.

Not that this image of Anderson Cooper and an elephant is necessarily silly, but it certainly has the power to be. It also can evoke a number of other emotions, but most importantly none of them would be negative. There is a lot of that going around these days, I can't imagine why...Not!!!

Well I am onto my next piece of fruit this ayem a banana and then off to spin.

Have a whoop ass Saturday and get silly with it!

Cooper on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/andersoncooper/?hl=en