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| What Of It??? Michael Shinafelt |
In this weeks edition of things you don't really need to know, I am the guy of one hundred lists, from where I shall be to where I shall follow my bliss. Yeah right, guess what's happening now? I said guess, alright then don't spoil sport. Time to get cracking -
What's on my mind at present? The bowl of frozen blueberries before me. "Yes" I live in the moment.
If I hear Baby Shark one more F#cking time....
Rumor has it Cara Delevnigne & Ashley Benson are engaged, that would be so fetch!
I spy with my one eyed jack
"I want an Oompa Loompa now!" R.I.P. Denise Nickerson aka Violet Beauregarde
When life gives you lemons, be happy it's not syphilis
I knew it was you calling when I heard your sleazy ring
Ask yourself, are you a homophobe who can officially not cook?
Man Crush of the Week: Rugby Player Sean Lamont
While walking down the street the other day a man turned to me and proclaimed he was pregnant. Is it a boy or a girl?
Shims, discuss...
It's a sex club run by women, cum again
"If you're feeling a little low, put on a pair of high heels and stand a little taller! Always works for me!" - Dolly Parton
They are not underage women, they are children
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