Michael's Musings

"It's The Freakiest Show..."
Michael Shinafelt

"Take a look at the lawman, Beating up the wrong guy, Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know, He's in the best selling show, Is there life on Mars?" - Life On Mars?, David Bowie

After the "debate" on Tuesday, if that's what you would like to refer to it as, me personally "The Sh!t Show" works quite nicely. My current state of mind is there "Life On Mars?" There have been rumblings to that effect, if so take me to your leader! I need a change of energy and pace, Thank You very much!!!

My last Uber driver's name was Man, no his last name wasn't Lee

I promise not to drag you if you don't treat me like an ATM with a large eggplant

That time you threw a mushroom at a little person and yelled "Grow Mario!" 

Yeah, that would be too much house cleaning for one year, discuss...

Quote of the Week: "That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in the Star Wars Holiday Special" - Mark Hamill

Is that a WAP in your pants or are you just happy to see me???

BTW an impeached President shouldn't be able to confirm a Supreme Court Justice. Think about it, but not too much.

Always remember, you are never too old for a fart joke

Woman Crush of the Week - LeAnn Rimes her voice is a gift and during these unsure times I appreciate the virtual show videos she posts on Social Media 

I love acupuncture, from what I hear I should never see Final Destination because of this

Ever wonder what Rhoda Penmark of The Bad Seed would be like as an adult? Two words: Ivanka Trump

Compliment of the Day: Wow, your ass (not wow, you're an ass) never underestimate the power of booty 

What if Santa gets COVID? Does that mean he will pass it on to the entire world on Christmas Eve?

Judging by the images of graffiti I have been seeing online of late, Banksy has really been phoning it in

Find me at these places on Social Media, judgement free -

https://www.instagram.com/michaelshinafelt/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/MShinafelt   

Monday Motivation

May The Force Be With You Rocketman
Taron Egerton & Mark Hamill

Monday always gets a bad rap. It's the day after Sunday which is often referred to as Fun Day, and it's stuck with the adjective Manic. Thus today's Monday Motivation is to put some Fun Day magic into your Manic Monday.

How? I really don't know, only you hold the key to how that would work for you, but I believe in your power to do so. 

Thus I have provided you visual inspiration in a moment I like to call "When Luke Sykywalker met Elton John." That's right minions, this happened this past weekend at Comi-Con in San Diego, Mark Hamill aka Luke Skywalker and Taron Egerton aka Elton John both co-star in the offering The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance and were strutting their stuff to support it. So what are co-stars to do when sashaying down a catwalk? Shoot a selfie naturally.

How is this Motivation to put some Fun Day into your Monday you may inquire? How does this pairs enthusiasm and infectious smiles not spread some mirth your way? If it doesn't perhaps you should check to see if you still have a pulse.

So it's time to go for it and bend Monday like nobody else can. You've got this!

The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance on Wikipedia -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Crystal:_Age_of_Resistance