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| "It's The Freakiest Show..." Michael Shinafelt |
"Take a look at the lawman, Beating up the wrong guy, Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know, He's in the best selling show, Is there life on Mars?" - Life On Mars?, David Bowie
After the "debate" on Tuesday, if that's what you would like to refer to it as, me personally "The Sh!t Show" works quite nicely. My current state of mind is there "Life On Mars?" There have been rumblings to that effect, if so take me to your leader! I need a change of energy and pace, Thank You very much!!!
My last Uber driver's name was Man, no his last name wasn't Lee
I promise not to drag you if you don't treat me like an ATM with a large eggplant
That time you threw a mushroom at a little person and yelled "Grow Mario!"
Yeah, that would be too much house cleaning for one year, discuss...
Quote of the Week: "That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in the Star Wars Holiday Special" - Mark Hamill
Is that a WAP in your pants or are you just happy to see me???
BTW an impeached President shouldn't be able to confirm a Supreme Court Justice. Think about it, but not too much.
Always remember, you are never too old for a fart joke
Woman Crush of the Week - LeAnn Rimes her voice is a gift and during these unsure times I appreciate the virtual show videos she posts on Social Media
I love acupuncture, from what I hear I should never see Final Destination because of this
Ever wonder what Rhoda Penmark of The Bad Seed would be like as an adult? Two words: Ivanka Trump
Compliment of the Day: Wow, your ass (not wow, you're an ass) never underestimate the power of booty
What if Santa gets COVID? Does that mean he will pass it on to the entire world on Christmas Eve?
Judging by the images of graffiti I have been seeing online of late, Banksy has really been phoning it in
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