Want Some Candy? Michael Shinafelt |
Now if only I could get it to print money, hey if it can judge others I bet I can coax it into doing that, riiiiiiiiight?!?!
Hereeeeeeeeeeee's Michael!
Kyle Richards blocked Eden Sassoon on Twitter. I would too, she's so creepy, not to mention she will one day die of a one night stand.
"Fingers are for Lesbians" - The More You Know
Am I the only one who does not get the appeal of This Is Us???
A certain sexy boy who met Bette Davis told me that Susan Sarandon's portrayal of her on Feud is awful, that Susan is playing a character, not Bette at all. As if we all need another reason to think Susan Sarandon is lame.
Trump supporters are like a white trash Braveheart
Scarlett! Ivanka! Scarlett! Ivanka! |
Why does anyone give a rat's ass about The Bachelor? On the plus side it does make a case for legalized prostitution, which I am for.
Things that make you go shhhhhhh......
I use my small snowblower, it gets the work done - weirdest post I saw on Facebook this week
According to an online quiz I took, I am "Wild Sexy" - Duh!
Sweet Baby Elephant! That one's for you Shani Bayne!
"I wish I was like you, Easily amused" - All Apologies, Nirvana - because you can never have enough Nirvana in your life
My ideas for this column were so much sharper earlier in the day, but I was nowhere near a computer to write. Guess I have to record them on my phone and let people think I am conversing with myself in public...now that's Entertain Me!
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