It's Super Selena Gomez!

I'm Merely 24!
Selena Gomez

She sings, acts, models and battles lupus in a single bound, it's Super Selena Gomez who turns twenty-four today. File this under things that make me feel old. 

Seriously! Think about it she is only twenty-four and has accomplished all of that not to mention the latest addition to her resume' savvy business woman. 

The fact that Ms. Gomez is also a poised and beautiful young lady certainly doesn't hinder this one woman corporation either.

Since I can't even fathom she is merely in her twenties I am going to let it ride and wish her the happiest of Birthdays and hook you up with her Instagram - she is the most followed celebrity on the app, with over 90 million followers...such an underachiever she is!

Happy Birthday Selena!

Selena on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/selenagomez/?hl=en  

Million Dollar Booty New York

Oh Ryan Your So Fine!
Ryan Serhant

I have a confession to make, I am a fan of Bravo's Million Dollar Listing New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah I know what some of you are thinking. But I also know what fans of the show are thinking, of which there are plenty: Ryan Serhant!

C'mon you know that's why you watch. Ryan not only is the man, he is a man with a capital "M!!!"

He's sexy, charming and oh so good looking, not to mention he has one of the best booty's ever! You could serve a meal off it, it's so fine, hell it could even be the main course.

Booty!
Ryan Serhant

What's that you say? There are two other men on the show?! Really? I've never noticed. You see the beauty of shows like these is you can attend to other things while they are on and only sit in rapt attention when you are truly interested.

Now if they could excommunicate that "Weeeeeeeeeeee!" noise I hear while I am balancing my bank account I would truly appreciate it.

Ryan at:
https://www.instagram.com/ryanserhant/?hl=en
https://twitter.com/RyanSerhant
ryanserhant.com/  

"Hello", It's Britney Bitch

Awwwwwww! Britney Spears Says "Hello" To Adele

With Adele fever catching fire all over the world, why shouldn't Britney Spears get in on the action?

Hey why not? All the popular people are jumping on the Adele wagon. Both the single, Hello, and the album, 25, have broken records. More than 3.38 million copies of 25 were sold in its first week in the U.S., according to Nielsen Music, marking the largest single sales week for an album since the company began tracking point-of-sale music purchases in 1991, Billboard reported.

Yowza! 

Britney posted a video on her Instagram page getting her pirouette on to Hello.

Saying: "I could dance to this song a MILLION times...love you @adele!" 

Well Spears you have 2 million more times to go before you beat Adele's amazing record!

Spin with Britney below.

Say Hello to Adele at:
https://twitter.com/adele?lang=en

Britney at: 
https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/?hl=en

It's Chumming! Sharknado 3!

You know the old saying "When pigs fly out my ass?" Well F#@k those trough eaters, the likelihood of sharks flying out your ass is inevitable, bitches!

That's correct flying out of our collective asses in 2015, Sharknado 3 is coming, or is that chumming?

Whatever! This I know Tara Reid and Ian Ziering are returning. Yippee ki yay shark bait!

Sharknado 2: The Second One was Syfy's most-watched original movie with 3.9 million viewers.

When viewers last saw Ziering's Fin and Reid's April, they were battling sharks in New York. Reid's character got a saw hand. Is that the opposite of a not seen hand, just asking?

Location, location, location.. Ian Ziering had different ideas on that topic. "I think it should be a European city. We have so many foreign fans, I think we should take the movie to them," Ziering stated "I thought wouldn't it be great instead of demolishing a city, if we, through a Sharknado, could rebuild it? Wouldn't it be fantastic if we went to Italy and Sharknado straightened the Leaning Tower of Pisa."

Food for thought.

Get caught in the Sharknado at: 

http://www.syfy.com/