It's Oscar Sunday and Daylight Saving Time, hopefully you all remembered to "Spring Forward" so you can see Chrisopher Nolan and Oppenheimer win the gold!!!
Below is a list of nominees straight outta the Academy website to help guide you through today's celebration.
Jimmy Kimmel is back as host so that will provide some LOL moments.
Go grab some snacks and your favorite adult beverage kick back and enjoy!
List Of Niminees -
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| Janet Jackson |
"Be Nasty Day is celebrated every year on March 8. A fun, light-hearted holiday, this day isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all. Be Nasty Day is a great tongue-in-cheek way to celebrate being a little less polite."
"My last name is control
No, my first name ain't baby
It's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty" - Nasty, Janet Jackson
Be Nasty Day on the WWW -
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| Take A Chance You Stupid Ho Michael Shinafelt |
"What if they say that you're a climber?, Naturally I'm worried if I do it alone, Who really cares? 'Cause it's your life,You never know, it could be great, Take a chance 'cause you might grow" - What You Waiting For? Gwen Stefani
What Gwen says, indeed...Let's go!!!
Become an air fryer repair man and drown in pu$$y, the more you know...
The curse of the one ply toilet paper is really a thing
Desperately seeking Doofy Stink Pup...
“Why don’t you f*ck off?” Marjorie Taylor Greene loses it when asked about “Jewish space lasers” by British journalist Emily Maitlis. File this under The Truth Hurts!
Mark Ruffalo's photo spread in Perfect Magazine, that's all (in case you were wondering "Yes" I think he looks hot in it)
Chucky is back April 10th - get ready to gird your loins!!!
OK, I'll admit that I am looking forward to seeing Lindsay Lohan in Irish Wish coming March 15th to Netflix, yay!
238 days more to go until Halloween, Boo!
Woman Crush of the Week - Naoomi Watts who is slaying as Babe Paley in FEUD: Capote V Swans
Britney Spears really took the "Dance Like Nobody's Watching" to heart I see...
Anyone feeling Spring vibes yet? Anyone???
Do your own thing and not anyone else's, got it?!
Finally saw Sofia Coppola's Priscilla, loved seeing her side of the life she lived with Elvis, Kudos!
What kind of chances are you taking today???
Tell me here -
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| The Women of Beverly Hills |
OK, I'll admit it! I watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Hey, we all have guilty pleasures and tonight is Part II of the reunion. For those out of the loop this is when all the women have watched the current season that just aired and get together to discuss, relive and go for the jugular with one another.
Thus, in case you haven't guessed I (and anyone who cares to join me) am going to Hump Day & Chill to the women and them being reunited and see who calls out who for what transpired during their 13th season.
FYI Beverly Hills is the only Housewives show I actually watch, I didn't want to leave the impression I was a Houwewives connoisseur after all.
Yep, it's a self indulgent Hump Day & Chill and you know what?!
I've earned it!
RHOBH on the WWW -
https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills
On March 12 on Vice TV's Sex Before The Internet, sexual stylist Phil Tarley will be interviewed in an episode about legendary gay porn directors. Sex Before The Internet explores a world before Pornhub and Onlyfans, analog-style! Tarley is the only fellow of the American Film Institute ever inducted into the Gay Porn Hall of Fame as producer-director Phil St. John, his nom de porn. "I’ve directed hundreds of men having sex, choreographing them for moving cameras, like a pas deux or pas de trois. " In Below The Belt (1986), starring Chad Douglas, St.John staged the first double penetration ever photographed in gay porn. DP's went on to be adapted into the sexual practice and fantasy life of almost every gay man in America. Double penetration became St. John's leitmotif culminating in his "gay porn Oscar" for Double Delights.
In the early 90s, the times swirled with currents of unique queer cultural and political change. Tarley grabbed his camera and traveled around the country, documenting the queerest subcultures he could find. He used that footage to make, The Year of The Queer, which debuted at the American Film Institute Film Festival in 1992. Tarley is currently editing a feature-length political and cultural documentary of those wild times of earthshaking queer changes in our society. Somewhat of a revolutionary, Tarley/St. John has been an in-your-face- take no prisoners-- street activist his entire life. He's been on the frontlines shooting video, performing in guerilla theater, rioting, protesting, being arrested and jailed in actions with ACTUP, Queer Nation, The Gay Liberation Front, Students For a Democratic Society (SDS), and back in the day, The Cockettes and The Angels of Light, when Tarley was dragged-up and drugged up enough to get on stage.
"For me, politics, sex, travel, and adventure continue to be inseparable. Perhaps the wildest porn-making experience of my life was when I was in Puerto Rico shooting two tropical dick movies back-to-back in the jungles near San Juan. I couldn’t wait to write it up as a story. I feel that now, the times are right to take my “novella” Diary of A Puerto Rican Porno and make it into a feature film. "
March 23 & March 24: New Orleans
Phil Tarley will be reading from his porno diary and from his just-completed autobiography at the Tennessee Williams, Saints, and Sinners Literary Festival at The Hotel Monteleone, in the Royal Dee Room, on March 23 at 10 AM and on March 24 at 1 PM.
Saints and Sinners, a program of the Tennessee Williams & New Orleans Literary Festival, features LGBTQ+ writers, publishers, small presses, booksellers, promoters, and other literary professionals creating a community and network for the LGBTQ+ literary world.
Tarley/St. John is available for on-camera, phone, or print interviews. Contact him via email.
Our Monday Motivation today is this piece of wisdom from Susan Sontag.
It hits the nail on the proverbial head and goes deep. One should always strive to lead their life as they wish as much as they possibly can.
Also getting older is a privilege not many people are afforded. So treat it like a gift. My fifties have been the best years of my life and I am grateful that I have been allowed to experience this wonderful time.
Remember Minions tomorrow is guaranteed to no one.
Keep on dreaming and living.
Now that's Monday Motivation on steroids!!!
Susan Sontag on Wikipedia -
