"I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
I am a satellite, I'm out of control
I'm a sex machine ready to reload like an atom bomb
About to whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, explode" - Queen, Having A Good Time
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel
Wig slipping clown mamas, discuss...
If I knew then what I know now, I would've stayed strangers with a lot of people, that's all
Laid up recovering from foot surgery and binging Nashville on Netflix, I'd forgotten what a well done show it really is (Yes, I saw it when it initially aired)
Stop thinking we're enemies. I don't care about you
When someone upsets you tell them to F.O.C.U.S (F#ck Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
Superman drops on HBO Max today "Kind is the new punk" indeed
And so it begins, I hope it ends well...
Woman Crush of the Week - being that I'm binging Nashville it's Connie Britton. Pitch perfect as Rayna Jaymes, she truly anchors the entire show!
I finally quit drinking for good, now I only drink for evil, think about it, but not too much
People who "don't understand" same sex relationships make me laugh, because I don't understand Korean but I still know it's a real language, so there!
When you see people your ex has been bangin' and you think: Damn, I couldn't trust you around ugly people either
I've never cared for Kristin Chenoweth, I have good instincts, the more you know
Off to my official spot for the day the living room couch, that's correct Minions I am binging things all day because I can't do anything else for a while post foot surgery
Wanna binge with me? Contact me here -
