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| The Bitch Is Back! Michael Shinafelt |
"I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping namesI don't like those, my God, what's that?Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back(Oh-oh-oh)
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh, the bitch is backStone-cold sober, as a matter of factI can bitch, I can bitch 'cause I'm better than youIt's the way that I move, the things that I do, oh-oh-oh" - Elton John, The Bitch Is Back
I want to take everything that's supposed to be mine, that's all
Taco Bell is now the only place you can get gas for $2.49, the more you know
Where's my Oscar for acting like everything is fine??? Bueller, Bueller...
Speaking of the Oscars big props to Amy Madigan for her win portraying Aunt Gladys in Weapons, bravo!
Pleasure is a radical act, think about it, but not too much
My favorite conspiracy theory? Someday you will ache like I ache
Heads you hit me, tails you kiss me
If life gives you lesbians make lesbianade
Woman Crush of the Week - Demi Moore because at 63 years young she is still slaying! Seen here at the Oscars this past Sunday.
Tomorrow is the official first day of spring, boing!!!
A customized prenup was part of the Oscars gift bag this year, how thoughtful, not to mention practical
Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious, like WTF?!
Reminder: Even demons think you are a dick
Sorry you had a bad day you can tough my ______ if you want
Tell me what you'd like to touch here -
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