What If Sabrina Carpenter Made Grunge Pop Music???

Guess Who?

What if Sabrina Carpenter made grunge pop music? Think about it, but not too much because I have an answer to the question. 

She would sound like the Tender Misfit. Lyrically they are basically kindred spirits (refer to the image above) I've heard Tears Minions!

What's that you are asking? Oh, so you want to know what a "Tender Misfit" is? Well now, I believe that can be remedied by hitting the links below.

No need to thank me, you can simply spank me. Or something to that effect...

Mic Drop!

Tender Misfit on Social Media -

https://www.instagram.com/tender.misfit/?hl=en

https://www.tendermisfit.com/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZwwdFpKLtCJw_782Bl-WyA

https://www.tiktok.com/@tendermisfit?lang=en   

A Cappuccino With A Double Shot Of Espresso Please

Sabrina Carpenter

Today is national Cappuccino Day and since said drink is made with Espresso let's celebrate it with a double shot. One shot of Espresso for the Cap, and the other shot being Sabrina Carpenter singing Espresso.

Sound good?! Perfectly delicious!

Take a hit of Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter after the jump! 

National Cappuccino Day on the WWW -

https://nationaltoday.com/national-cappuccino-day/   

Hump Day & Chill

Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter is glad we like her sexual content, indeed we do!

Very much so that we are going to Hump Day & Chill to it. 

What is more sexual than Ms. Carpenter's song Tears? I ask you? Thus here are some of the lyrics to get your Hump Day & Chill on with...

"A little initiative can go a very long, long way
Baby, just do the dishes, I'll give you (What you, what you, what you want)
A little communication, yes, that's my ideal foreplay
Assemble a chair from IKEA, I'm like, "Uh" (Uh)

I get wet at the thought of you (Uh-huh)
Being a responsible guy (So responsible)
Treating me like you're supposed to do (Uh-huh)
Tears run down my thighs"

Now that's how you put the "Hump" in Hump Day & Chill!!!

Sabrina on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/sabrinacarpenter/   

Jokes On You

Man's Best Friend
Sabrina Carpenter

To those of you who were set off by the cover of Sabrina Carpenter's album Man's Best Friend. Well then jokes on you.

With all the other life changing things happening in our world and government this is what you chose to focus on? If you did, file that under poor life choices.

So why is the joke on you? Because this album cover got her more publicity then her label could have paid for for free!

Now aren't you happy?!

Feel the burn...

Sabrina Carpenter on IG -

https://www.instagram.com/sabrinacarpenter/