Michael's Musings

Go Ahead, I Dare You
Michael Shinafelt

"When you've erupted, you're totally destructive (Don't drop bombs)" - Liza Minnelli, Don't Drop Bombs

This is what happens when you have two narcissistic DICKtators running countries, bombs are being threatened to fly in a pissing contest about who has a bigger one.

Well between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un I am 100% positive I have the biggest one. So let's have some fun shall we?

Screaming Migraine would make the best band name ever!

Shout out to one of my BFF's Karen Castrischer-Stegall for following Depeche Mode all over Europe and visiting Dracula's Castle in Transylvania (I'm so jealous about the latter, darlin')

Real Housewives of New York Countess Louann ended her marriage to Tom (whatever the f@#k his last name is) in only seven months. Like no one saw that coming.

Taco Bell will destroy anyone's anus

Poop emoji's remind me of those scrubbing bubbles commercials 

They're coming to get you...Everyone!

Best graffiti I saw all week - Shady 

Does anyone else think that Tori Spelling needs to have her tubes tied?

I love tapeworm, it's a slimming thing

Dear woman who was upset about Usher supposedly having herpes and not telling you after you allegedly did him. You didn't get it, how do you know he has it???

You know you are getting old when one of the premiere playwrights of your time, Sam Shepard passes away.

And there you have it another week of As The Stomach Turns...

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Michelle Pfeiffer Fills The AHS: Hotel Vacancy

Bitch, I'm Michelle Pfeiffer

With Jessica Lange out of the picture on the upcoming season of American Horror Story: Hotel I was happy to learn Michelle Pfeiffer is checking in to fill her vacancy.

Michelle, like Lange has always been one of my favorite actresses and like Jessica has earned acclaim for her film work.

The two actually starred together in movie A Thousand Acres which was based on Shakespeare's King Lear. Of course I saw it, duh! Like I would pass up the chance to see two powerhouse actress play off of one another?!

American Horror Story: Hotel centers on what goes on in a shady hotel and is told in three tales

1) Later Hotel Days

2) Present Hotel Days

3) Early Hotel Days 

Pfeiffer plays Martina McBride, the previous hotel owner with many secrets in the segment Early Hotel Days.

I can't wait!

Michelle Pfeiffer on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000201/?ref_=tt_cl_t1